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This is a lot more than 10, but hey 1. Perth, Western Australia 2. 17 (nearly 18 :D alcohol here I come) 3. - Useful and well-designed/good quality - Value for money - Decent packaging (pretty colours!) 4. Whatever happens to be on at the time, dont mind really so long as its not heavy metal or hip hop 5. Karate, computer games, sometimes reading, swimming/windsurfing when it's not cold

This is really good, I look forward to reading more. And don't worry about you grammar / spelling, it's a damn sight better than most of the native English speakers on this board. Hope you keep up the good work.

Yellow. Jeez u make the most random topics Jackalope :D

I was worried when I first saw this topic, but I was relieved to read some of the signatories didn't seem to take it seriously (or were complete whack-jobs). I especially liked the third last comment :lol: Anyways, in my opinion, the stupidest petition was done by an american schoolkid, as a joke/ psychological demonstration to get dihydrogen monoxide banned. Most people he approached actually ended up signing the petition before he told them/they figured out what it was. (If you don't know what DHMO is, I'll give u a clue: its chemical formula is H2O....)

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lol those are pretty funny, especially the chocolate one :lol:

I'm with you. I was going to keep arguing against this creationism, but I decided the sceptics who would agree with me already do, so why bother. And Hug a tree is doing quite a good job by himself. My only point is that I have greater confidence in the side of thinking which is prepared to admit they are wrong and change their onpinions to fit the evidence (i.e. scientists). And I hate the way creationists keep on going on about "evolutionists" when its the geologists and astrophysicists (sp?) they're arguing against. Really, from a human perspective, there's no real difference between hundreds of thousands of years, and billions of years - they're both waaaay bigger than we can possibly comprehend. I'd rather just go out and gaze up at the stars in wonder at the knowledge I'm just a little speck of a speck on a tiny rock flying through nothingness. That's my two cents, now back to stupid question stupid answer :lol: :P

Honestly, Double_edged's post was the stupidest thing I have ever read on this forum (and that's saying something ) :roll: . Sorry for the flaming but the arguments he used were completely fallacious. I would go on but Hug a tree has already said everything I would (thanks for doing all the work :D). I dearly hope noone else believes those statements. That is not to say I don't believe in God. I don't think a satisfactory scientific theory of the existence of everything means there is no God who started everything off. I am agnostic as to God's original existence, but I don't think he would have any impact on our lives today if he did exist, and I do not believe in any religion. The way I see it, how can you be sure that what you believe in is right if there are so many conflicting ideologies? I think religion is somewhat arrogant that way, and also in the way most of them think that we are the most important thing in the universe and that it was created for us. It only takes 5 minutes of contemplation of the night sky to realise just how utterly insignificant we are. The idea of hell (with regards to Christianity) is also a big problem with me. How does anyone deserve to go there for eternity, just for not loving Jesus, especially when so many people may not have even heard of him? (I'm talking like hundreds of years ago here.) And if they don't, whydoes God allow it to happen?

into orbit around - 4words! tut tut tut!! Its hyphenated. 1 word as far as I'm concerned. So 3 words

I have read in some sort of sciency book (I think it was probably a Dr K book) that when you sleep some nerve cells in your brain strat firing somewhat randomly as you slip into regualr brainwaves. Dreams are just your consciousness trying to figure out what the [bleep] your brain is doing, making sense of the random memories, thoughts etc being summoned, as well as outside stimuli. I can't remember it exactly, but I think this is pretty much the gist of it. This would explain why you dream about the zombie of someone who died recently.... and then start throwing cake at them. I don't remember dreams very well except for the fact that they are incredibly random. Also, wierd thing is, when something happens to wake me up I have a fair amount of warning somethings going to happen. Like if a loud noise wakes me up I'll see something leading up towards making a noise for a few seconds. I dunno if my brain makes up a reason for it before letting me notice it, or I just remember things different to what actually *happened*. Anyways, for those of you who can't be bothered reading my post :): Dreams are VERY wierd. Futurama's theory is (as far as I know) *kinda* correct.

rabbit-smithed carrot bazooka

Lol u forgot whack me and u die and egg me and u die :D I like my noob mage pure's name. "Nombrilisme". It's french for navel-gazing - the art of divination by examination of the belly button.

Awesome stories! Keep it up. :mrgreen: I love all this senseless destruction :lol:

Thought I'd have a go. Sorry if you can't read the text, it was hard to get a distinguishable colour

That's a great movies. And i love that last quote :lol: A couple of my faves: "Your kung fu is not strong" - The Core (that movie has such bad physics its funny Also from The Core (can't remember the words exactly) "Okay, pretend this is the Earth" *indicates orange on a carving fork* "and this is the solar wind" *sprays it with aerosol deodorant* "Now this is the earth without its magnetic field" *ignites deodorant spray* Our whole physics class cracked up when we saw that bit. From Shrek: Lord Farquad: Then tell me! Who's hiding them?! Gingy: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? Lord Farquad: The muffin man? Gingy: The muffin man. Lord F: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who - who lives on Drury lane? Gingy: Well... she's married to... the muffin man. Lord F: The muffin man? Gingy: THE MUFFIN MAN!! Lord F: She's married to the muffin man.... Also, this isn't exactly from a movie, but i like the bit on the Shrek2 DVD title screen when Donkey suggests movie titles, and he says "Well how bout, Shrek 2: The REAL Jack * movie!"

Heyy you cut out the bit about the bomb. I'm hurt :cry: Then a monkey from small Inpanema said, "hi my name is Aaaaaaaaaaaa. You.......

Then everybody died, except for the panda with a mohok on his Partially balding head. Suddenly a man impersonated the one moose that liked cherry berry pie. And gota machinegun, shot his pet and got a gold plated toilet and pooped for five days straight! Afterwards she decided to jump in a vat of acid and then a rat came she killed it and murdered the squirell's pet peanut the squiral retaliated and then the bomb exploded sending a letter to

Goldeneye 1. Another James Bond film 2. Also has gold in the title

Ice Age Both have a little annoying guy who pisses off a big quiet guy; both are also funny CG movies :D

lol :lol: don't think i can compete with that... But for 1mill its worth a try: I feel so dark inside when I think of our past together. For although those times were happy, We would not be as one forever. Would it have been better if I never loved you at all? EDIT: you can cut out that last line if u need OR (this one sux a bit) I used to love you I still do, but i hate you too You broke my heart, and now I'm in the poo.

lol i think princessa has the best so far :lol: .. much more interesting than collecting cabbage :roll: I dont collect stuff meself but i sometimes go to wildy and scab stuff off other ppls kills. I got 700 iron arrows and about 500 chaos that way :wink: its amazin how many ppl dont claim their kills' drops I also like puttin stuff on tables ever since i found out u could... dunno why..

youve got my vote too... i almost died loookin for seller in wildy before i found they were p2p only :roll: btw i reckon ham robes should be wearable by f2p too... or at least give us something with a hood like that