I don't know how you'll use this one in your Noob-tionary, harakoni, but I think, smart as you are, you'll probably find a way. I can't count the number of times, back when I was f2p, that some weirdo would walk up to me and use some variation of, "I own you." I gather that the general meaning of this is, should I ever care to step foot into the wilderness (I'm the cautious sort), this person will be able to kill me. I'm willing to wager it's their way of trying to get me to stupidly lose my temper and join them in the Wilderness so that they can prove it to me. (I hope I never prove to be so foolhardy) I know it doesn't start with "noob" but, as I said before, harakoni, I'm sure you can come up with something clever.