Blaze The Movie Fan

You're fired from the Ekward University in the Oxford state of the United States for being too smart since people feel like you're insulting their intelligence.

Banned for using more boring, duller, more unimaginative and worse version of the word ass.

Banned for quoting too much. Not only is it completely unnecessary, it's also painfully stupid.

Banned for wanting to be like those corrupt bastards.

Banned because in 3000 BC, everyone in Egypt was a slave, it's undeniable.

Banned because I need help. Badly.

Granted, angry Christians do anything they can to kill you for having a book that insults their religion. I wish Adolf Hitler didn't hate jews but Pokémon fans instead. Which I assume didn't exist back then. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

But also because you're a smart person and I'm an idiot.

Granted, but you become 100% soap and can't even move. I wish I would stop with all this evil crap in here.

You're fired from the posting club for posting way too friggin much!!!!!!! Yeah, call me a hypocrite, come on, I dare you. :twisted:

Banned for lying yet again.

I can't ban you because you're too much fun. You're free to go, the door is there. Go outside and have fun. :thumbup:

Not at all. TPUM agrees that I'm evil. :twisted:

Banned because finally I have done something evil on this message board that was successful. I successfully killed the "You're wrong" thread which means it's impossible to prove me wrong. Muahahahahaha!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Granted, you become an evil dictator. I wish every murder and rapists who feel no shame for what they do and never learn their lessons would be shot, no exception.

Granted, instead they swap their bad cereal. I wish Pokémon (all of them) would stop trying to enslave me.

Banned for making me laugh.

Banned for making false accusations.

Banned because in 1867 the Chinese government attempted to take over the American government and failed. Meanwhile, the great ancestor of Adolf Hitler was encouraging others to shoot themselves with this weapon:

Banned for stealing someone else's post. I know of an FBI agent who'd be glad to arrest you. There is an FBI office in Netherlands too you know. :shame: [hide]Yes, I'm lying. And I know you're gonna ban me for that. :twisted: [/hide]

He might have been a bad president, but I think he was better than Bush. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Banned for being an open English Dictionary with a mind of its own.

Banned because I'd love to see your so-called smart remarks in the corrupt a wish game. ;)