axeraider70

Drake was at the general store in lumbridge that day, he bought his map of the runescape world and began to scan over it. He walked out of the store with his face hidden behind the map. A few feet away a noob was screaming. "Bloody He-!" the noob was slit by his own axe the tree and was jetted outward by the ent, just missing drake by inches and sticking in some wood by the general store. Drake looked at the dead noob with a wide expression of fear, he wasnt ready to die after he had made his first few cents of gold. He began to dash tword a place on the map called 'varrock'. Then a branch sliced the map in two, Drake was stupified as he looked up at the immensely tall Ent. The tree flung it self at Drake but he rolled out of the way, just missing some sharp twigs and needles. "hey bark face! eat this!" Somebody began throwing steel knifes at it, the tree simply absorbed them and stabbed him in the heart with a twig, shishkababing him as the tree rose up again. Drake started to run over the bridge when all of the sudden a branch grabbed his right foot. "ack!" said Drake, crying out in massive pain. his tooth had jabbed his gum hard and his mouth was bleeding uncontrollably. As the trail of blood continued while the tree dragged him farther away from sanctuary, he became unconsious from shock. The tree then slit his throat and tossed him carelessly into the river.

perhaps the slaughtering of dozens of noobs?

oh um, remember Chozen was slammed into the wall? maybe i should have emphisised that more, lol. the bandage hall way, probably should fix that... Chapter 3 shall have less grammatical error! however i cant guarentee you it will be less confusing >_<

Lmao. hey i have people waiting to pay for theirs!

Axeraider67 looked down the well, satisfied at the destruction he caused. a red mist came up, and invaded his body. he fell flat on his back. his eye color turned blood red and his hair, a bright red. he got up and grined, teeth like fangs. a green mist invaded 1 of the other three and it killed him instantly. a blue mist invaded the other and his eyes turned blue, his hair, a dark navy. Axe noticed he had a bloody scar from the battle, and under the range gear, was another set of full zamorak. Axe asked for his name. "My name is Black Bomber." :P

Chapter 2 ------------------- Axe lead the way seeming more detirmend then ever. it was his problem, he though, he had to fix it. "were here." Zoo said, calmly looking up at the castle that used to be home to the Greater Demons. Chozen quickly knocked the guards out, swiftly, and cleanly. Axe and Zoo looked at Chozen, amazed at his agility. "are you guys coming?" Chozen looked back at them. they both nodded and entered the lair of Chaos. --- Chaos stared out the window, he saw the intruders, yet no fear came over him. "So little brother..." Chaos whispered to himself, "you've come back for your demise." Chaos turned around and stepped tword his door, a blade could be felt behind his neck. "Don't move a muscle" BB said with his dragon longsword near his neck and a dagger near his back. "Hello Bomber" and with one swift one swift motion, he elbowed BB in the chest, stole his sword and pinned him to the ground with the sword at his throat. The door suddenly burst, slaughtered guards could be seen outside. "drop him NOW!" Shouted Chozen. Axe put his sword away and took out his dragon battle axe, this meant he wasn't going to aim, but if he hit, you would be in another world of pain. Zoo rose his bow and began to aim. "Hello, come to watch your fellows death, brother?" Chaos said with a big smirk on his face, "its too bad you will be DEAD before you can reach him!" Chaos leaped off the ground and bashed Chozen into the wall with his foot. "Eat death!!" Axe yelled as he swung viciously at him, but Chaos was too swift for such concentrated rage, he took his axe and tossed it across the room, and socked him in the face, sending him straight to the ground. An arrow all of the sudden was in Chaos's arm. "Ack!" Chaos yelped in pain as he made his way for the door. Chozen grabbed his shirt and flung him backwards. "not this time... NOT EVER!" Chozen yelled while he flung Chaos back tword BB, BB raised his elbows and sent him down two floors. With a large hole in the floor, they assumed he was dead. "I am not like you brother." Chozen said angrily down the large dark hole in the ground. Chozen was too enraged to notice the blood that was from a rock that cut his arm badly. "Dude your arm!" Axe shouted while putting his axe away, "i got some bandages right here." Axe was very trained with medical situations, he had helped them once before in a tight spot with a poisoned dagger in Zoo's back, he was trained because of his many near death experiances in the castle wars. The bandage was sealed tightly and they walked down the large hallway until they found a locked door. "is that the one?" Axe said, trying to read the inscriptions on the door. "yep, it says 'zam sacrifice room' on it... im assuming thats the one" BB chuckled after he said this. "Its not that easy." Chozen said, looking at the door, "Look." he pointed at a key hole located next to the door. "i hate puzzles." Zoo said noticing the lock had the color yellow on it. They headed into the convieniently located, yellow door next door. "look out!" Zoo yelled. A giant axe was swinging infront of them. along next to them were 3 bottles of red liquid.

30% of our inspiration comes from our enviorment, the other 70% comes from TV :P!

since when have you become a literary critic? you first posted in this forum yesterday :lol:

lol... im gonna own that apple!

Just two days after the big PK started and he already needed food. Kennith took out his harpoon and began to stab at passing sharks, occasionally he would catch one, but even a level 73 fisher had a great deal of misses. "these arent just those little tuna you find every time..." he muttered to himself. there were other fishers around him too, all probably just starting out, but he was respectful of noobs ever since one saved his skin in that last battle with General Kahzard. he was still amazed by it to this day. A dark shadow swam through the water. "Got'cha this time sharky" But instead of him grabbing it, the strange shadow leaped out of the water and grabbed his harpoon, instantly snapping it in half. "FISHIES BE MINE!" the goblin like creature said, "LEAVE DEM FISHIES!" Kennith looked at it with wide horrified eyes, then identified it as a troll. he searched for a weapon in his bag, none to be found except a small knife. He whipped out the knife and began wildly slashing the air in all directions with no control. the troll then socked him in the stomach and knocked the wind out of him. the troll raised both his hands together and smashed him through the dock, and into the water. a cloud of red could be seen in the water as shark fins swam by. "oh my god! run everyone!" a noob shouted from the crowed of watching people. the noobs scurried and scrambled everywhere. The troll visciously crushed their skulls and bones with his big club made out of fish remains. five dead noobs and a expert fisher were all a mess of gore and blood when the troll decided to go back into his lair. When he says fishies are his, he's not trying to be cute.

lol, everybody dies no matter what, its just how and when they die that the story changes.

CHAPTER 1 -------------------- Zoo lead Chozen through the maze of the wilderness. Zoo had gone pking here all the time, he was so familiar with every turn and corner. Chozen yawned in spite of bordem, Zoo just cast a look of annoyance at him. "are we there yet..." Chozen said without any hint of emotion. "nope" "how much longer" "dunno" "why dont you know" "dont care" Zoo was trained with dealing with this kind of conversation. they ask you an annoying question, give them an annoying answer. Suddenly an arrow wizzed past Zoo and Chozen. "Holy crap!" Chozen yelped as he ducked for cover, "ahh!" Zoo crouched down behind a rock and got out his arrows, one by one, he rapid fired them into the distance of the archer. a blast came and totaled the rock he was behind, Zoo grabbed Chozen by the arm and began to run tword them. "Get out your flippin sword!" could be heard in the distance from where the mage and archer had shot from. Then screaming and yelling, and to top it off, silence. "were they shooting at us? or what?" Chozen trembled to say. "no... i dont think they were." Movement was heard. Zoo got his bow at the ready. out of the distance came a familiar figure. It was Axe. His face and armour had blood stains, his arm was gouged, and his left shoe was scorched. "Hey wasup guys?" Axe said as he calmly approached Zoo and Chozen. "Care to wash off a bit?" Chozen said as he looked disgustedly at his armour. "i have some water in my bag, ill be right back then" Axe spun off in another direction. "Zoo?" Chozen asked, "does blood make you uneasy at all?" "depends on the gore level" "aw..." They trudged off north and Axe came soon to follow them. "where we off to?" Axe said curiously. "Night is missing dude." Chozen got that serious look while he was saying that. Axe looked down at his feet and began to cry. eventually he broke down and was not able to keep going. "its all my fault!" he screamed as he lay on the dirt ground sobbing, "they took him! i tried... to... ch-chase... af-after..h-h-him! bu- but they captured him!" Axe was hyperventalating uncontrolably. he occasionally lost his breath. "who captured him?" Zoo looked at him sternly "those pkers back there... their leader and some other gu-guards captured him. i-i-i think they just knocked him out bu-but i have n-n-" Axe broke down again. "clearly were not going to just find him locked up... their leader sounds like Chaos." said Chozen. "whos that?" answered Zoo, "My brother"

Picks were being swung viciously all over the cave, cry's of noobs with low mining levels could be heard. Rex looked over his shoulder and laughed when he saw a noob's pick blow into bits before his eyes. Rex took another adamant ore and put it in his bag, he sat down and had some lunch. After a while, Rex was fast asleep, the other miners just stared at him out of bordem while they gouged the rocks with their picks. A tremble in the ground, Rex, however, was the only one who felt it. his eyes opened quickly and darted around the room. He slowly stood up. The tremble stopped, he began to sit back down when the ground exploded beneath a miner and a monster emerged, grabbing the miner and tossing it into a bed of scorpians. Rex quickly stood up and got out his dragon longsword, prepared for whatever danger awaited. The monster tore a noob, literally in half, spraying an array of gore everywhere. Rex winced at this as he dashed tword the monster, raising his sword behind him. The blood spattered golem turned and looked at Rex with his glowing red eyes. "HYAAAARGH!!!" Rex shouted his lungs out and hit the golem as hard as humanly possible with his sword. The golem was gouged in the stomach from the sword, the golem then grabbed his sword and broke it in half. Rex, amazed at his strength began to withdraw, the noobs had already left the area so it was just him. Rex's green eyes widened in horror when the golem smashed a fist down on top of him, needless to say killing him instantly. the Golem then pounded the ceiling, caving in him and whatever was left in the mine. that mine is now gone and erased from the minds of present day runescapers. Beware of the golem.

yeah i should, each with a different twist!

AKA the prolouge :P

Nick Name Guide: Black Bomber (aka BB) Axeraider67 (aka Axe) Zoomaniac111 (aka Zoo) Ch0zen 0ne (aka Chozen) NightKill (aka Night) Virus2death (aka Virus) Dark_Kenny64 (aka Kenny) -------------------------- Story 1 "a fine day now isnt it?" Zoo said in a cheery voice as chozen steped in the house, "what are you doin inside on a nice day like this?" "well i've got news for you" Chozen looked very angered as he spoke "Night went missing, me, axe, and BB couldnt find him anywhere..." Zoo looked a bit shocked, he took the cooked lobster off the stove and put it in his bag. "Where do we look?" "I have no idea" "what about virus and kenny, are they missing too?" "havent checked up on them, i suspect the same as virus hasnt messaged me to buy some stuff" Zoo reached into his bag and grabbed his magic short bow, slipped into his red dragon armour, and headed tword the door. Zoo looked back at Chozen. "I have an idea where they are" They headed north tword the Greater Demons.

The sun rose in mid afternoon, Randy opened his eyes from his long nap. he had been chopping yews for hours now, very boring indeed. he looked up dulley and saw the tree's leafs and broad branches. Randy got up and began to swing his axe back and forth, collecting logs as he went. the yew fell over with a loud crash. Randy had no concern that a mysterious mist was rising from the trunk. he began to walk away with his bag full of yew logs slashed out from the heart of the tree but was all of the sudden snatched. an expression of fear grew over Randy's face, an arm came and struck him in the forehead. he fell to the ground and his axe flew far out of reach. a Spirit stood before him with her wand of pain, as he liked to call it. She struck again but missed him as he rolled out of the way for safety. Randy fell threw a seris of bushes, thorns kept jabbing at his ribs and slicing his arms leaving a trail of blood behind him. Then the bushes started to become life like and a voice could be heard from a distance. "You care not about our peaceful harmony which we have been living in before you retched humans came into existance. you disturb us and craft us into more tools for death and distruction! has our life no meaning to you! you shall DIE with the pain and misery nature has felt over all these years!" Randy screamed and jumped out of the way of a flinging branch. He got up and dashed for his axe, once again being hopelessly thrown ten feet away from the axe. he landed with a loud thud and lay sprawled on the ground. blood trickled from his hands and legs. Randy could not feel his left leg or move his arms. Utterly defenseless, the Tree Spirit raised her wand, and stabbed him with it. His eyes widened and his skin grew pale, an after shock spasm, then he lay motionless. the Tree Spirit, seeming satisfied, drew back and muttered: "if this is how easy it is to kill humans, perhaps they wouldnt mind a little competition in the choping buisness." From that day forward, runescapers watched their tree's carefully. And when that mist appeared, ran for their lives.

lol dragon logs... [bleep]ey!

all they're probably going to do is update the software and raise the prices by an incredible price. it might get to a point where buisnesses can only afford it. oh god...

im not all for it that much... my mind cant percieve it very well, its not an insult just that i cant comprehend with that kind of simplicity for some reason... i honestly have no idea why. uhh, nice job?

pretty good proportion and detail, i would suggest so the hair doesnt get in the way of the eye, maybe make it kind of see through (see it on shows all the time) if you wanted to get sophistacted and strain your hands (possible?) a couple of times you could make the leather on the strap.

my friend at school downloaded flash mx from the schools network computers, im guessing thats illigal but there is no way to prevent anything being stolen from my schools network... so ah well i was going to download photoshop but i found it was illigal so i didnt, instead i found a copy of photoshop 5.5 (in the cd case like it was never opened) but alot of good that did me, i cant use it well >_< anyways, there is no way to stop people from stealing software thats out in the open. its like handing somebody 1000$ and asking them if you can have it back. so i have never bought a program that cost more then 50$ because i know something will go horribly wrong in the process of uploading it and... so game set and match, i guess we just talk about points we've already made now.

Name: Axeraider67 Text: I like daggers. font: maybe visitor? if not then whatever is fine. Stats: 74+ Strength Picture: just get the head in there if not all of it. and do we get to decide what colors on it? if we do then i would like red and blood red. if we dont then... do your best

somebody should make president ted :P

oh yeah i remember looking at those fakes... i didnt really like them that much, however it looks as if you put some time in them but i was mearly bored and not like i really tried. but anyways, ON WITH THE PRUNE!!!