beniscool218

There, I fixed the list of names. Everyone happy now? Yes? Good

2 items in a row? Yes

Yay

There is no substance in this blog! OMG

Thanks for the replies guys, it means a lot. And yes, I know my Hunter and Runecrafting levels are terrible, but Runecrafting is boring and Hunter is Hunter, so I dislike both of them. I may say more later...

Hehe, fixed it, Warrior; I even bolded your name and did it in caps. Everyone will now know how much I LOVE you (manly love of course)!

BAH! HUNTER IS TEH LAMO!!! I refuse to do Hunter for the sole reason that... Well I don't quite have a reason, but I refuse to do it. I'm just a rebel to society like that.

Well if we started playing at the same time, we must be the same person. That's the only explanation for that "coincidence". And thank you very much for the prompt rating!

Hello, I'm Ben. Most of you have no idea who I am, and that's totally reasonable. I'm Ben. By now, you should probably have a general idea of what my name is, so I'll continue to explain a little more about myself. I've been playing since the summer before 7th grade, and I'm in 10th grade now, so that's... 3 years and about 4 months, but enough oral math (hahaha, oral). That's a lot longer than I thought... For that time frame my stats are not good, and I have not accumulated that much wealth. In fact, most people that know me closely would say I do the exact opposite of accumulating wealth; I excel in draining the cash of others, as well as my own-- we'll just say that for now. I enjoy a good Runescapeage session with friends, and the occasional monster hunting shindig, as I like to call them. So with further adieu, I'd like to explain more about myself before showing the picture. I began playing this game under the recommendations of my school chums Dark Alcyte (Dalcyte) and Golden Alcyte (Galcyte). They got me into the game and kept me in it for 3 years, supporting me throughout the way. Both of these players, as well as my other chum, Captainzolof (Zolof, Zolofo, Zoloir, CapnZoloman, MonkeyMage54), have quit and left me all on my lonesome, with the exclusion of some exclusively (man, oh man, what a word combo) online friends. These include J35u5 m4, Antaeusfury, Sweety6556, Hotchick126, Fire Dude163, Beerrobber, Ojiba, Gein6, Gabe93 Walla, alpha koldes, Boy Power45, Leedragon8, Death Dude74, WARRIOR5024, and many others who I haven't mentioned. All these people and more have been kind, helpful, and inspiring to me, keeping me in this game and having fun. SO, without further introduction and/or adieu, here is the best of my bank, and my stats smashed, alloyed, crumpled, blended, and neatly stacked into one awesome picture. Enjoy. Thank you! Please rate (no hating)! You must rate X/14, because 14=15-1. And that, my friends, is cool.

MADNESS

100 TRIP BARROWS MADNESS BEGINS!@!@!@!@!

I can't even imagine how that must have felt when you traded it in for 141M. Incredible, I'm sure. I'm actually going to try my luck soloing at Armadyl now, and see if I can pull something good out of it.

Thanks for the post Shadow Latio, maybe I'll see you around Zp. Notice how I didn't say thanks to you Dalcyte. I'll do that now. Thanks for your post too, Dalcyte. I had you going there for a second. Yeah, I see that bagel you're eating right now. Ha ha, I know you're not eating a bagel right now, I can see through the interweb to your computer (but if you are eating a bagel right now, disregard that last statement). Now, back to the serious stuff. Seriously, there is no serious stuff. HA! But, seriously... HA HA HA! No, but really, seriously... Seriously... Yeah, I forgot what I was going to say. This line is a smaller size and is two spaces below the previous line. Well, I figure I might want to get a Fury Amulet, so I'm doing random things to make money. I am currently delving into a pluthera of different options, including: Barrows, Dagannoth Kings, God Wars Bossers (yes, I said Bossers, get over yourself), Bowling, Cereal, Kalphite Queen, Fishing, Fishing, Fishing, Bowling, Cereal, Fishing, God Wars Bossers (yes, I said Bossers, get over yourself), Dagannoth Kings, Fishing, Cereal, Kalphite Queen, Slayer, and Bowling. Now, aside from the ridiculous silliness of this post, I am actually working on making some money for a fury amulet, then I will be resuming trying to get 99 Range, which I'll get eventually. Yep.

Oh man, I just heard the funniest joke! First one to post gets to hear it!

Some happenings I'd like to report. YAWN

I have it for Wii, I'm going to go and find my friend code. [FRIEND CODE GOES HERE]

There was quite a haul for me this year: - Wii - Wii Games (Guitar Hero 3, Boogie, FIFA 08, Mario Strikers Charged, Mario Party 8, Medal of Honor: Heroes, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games) - 80 GB iPod Classic - iPod wall charger - iPod Acryllic case - $25 iTunes gift card - $20 Target gift card - $130 Cash ($100 spent on a ski trip) - Euro 08 FIFA Approved premium match ball - Copa Soccer Bag Good lord, that's a lot of stuff. I'm very lucky.

Mine is pretty boring, but what the hell, I'll tell the story anyway. It happened this November (I'm 15) and I was at a dance with a girl that I had been OK friends with for a while, but I asked her to this dance because I wanted to, well, become a little "more than friends". I suck at dancing so the first 2 hours of it were embarrassing and awkward (for me), but the last 15 minutes or so was just slow-dancing (which everyone is good at), and when people started to file out of the dancing area when the dance ended, I looked at her, and she was looking at me and it happened. The next time we met at school though she pretended it had never happened, which made me sad, and we haven't really hung out since then. Tragic.

That's beautiful Thanks for showing me Tip It by the way, and making me create this account some 2 and a half years ago. I never do this, but I feel it is time... :D Yes, I used an emoticon.

I tried the fight caves again, and of course I failed miserably because I'm just awful at that stupid mini-game. I got to Jad and I was 1-hit quickly, so I'm not sure if he was on-screen or off-screen. I did not see him nonetheless, and my ability to recognize the sounds of the attack was non-existant. SO I LOST. Damn. I'm going back to the Kalphite Queen.

I'm soloing the Kalphite Queen. I can see all of your excitement by the way you are trembling while making an inspirational post on this blog. Thanks, by the way, Ouchy S. Your post is greatly appreciated.

I'm going to go ahead and try for a fire cape again It's a good thing this blog is so popular Shame no one cares about me anymore... I miss Dalcyte

Glad to see someone cares. :D And I rarely, if ever, use emoticons, so enjoy this moment of pure, unadulterated, sarcasm.

Woo

Well, I suppose this will be OK, but no more giving friends all of your items when you quit, no more gifts, no sharing monster profits equally, no more merchanting... We'll see how this goes; it'll be interesting. I think that the boss monster drop sharing is going to end up for the better, using lootshare, and just keeping the items that you get. We'll just see how this goes though...