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It actually gets them: http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/uscongress/a/congresspay.htm Paper cannot burst pipes. Unless you got a ba school that gives you like exploding report cards, then it may be your fault. Or you could do it Bruce Wayne style, dress up as Batman [well, Bruce Wayne is the mother[bleep]ing Batman] ask the toilet some very serious questions and then ask WHEEEEERE IS HEEE whilst punching the toilet. Or go lil wayne style. Coke out and hope that while you're floating on marijuana streets and locked up behind xanex bars the leaks will stop leaking. BECAUSE NOTHING FLOWS LIKE LIL WAYNES [cabbage].

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE NOW I WANT A CAT There needs to be a rent a pet place.

No offence Assassin, like seriously no offence. But White stripes, the artic monkeys and arcade fire are not ground breaking. (imo)

But this is off-topic. We're simply giving it's namesake some recognition. HMMMMMMMM Lets be thought provoking Do you guys think if gays could have kids together (no adoption/surrogate/kidnapping) gay marriage woulda been passed years ago? How about if religion never "existed."

I was going to post something innapropriate here. Since I am trying to be more mature on here, I will compose my post only of words that can never be considered bad. have you ever tried to already do what some have might not dared to try or not try to be what is the if you are not here

SO when do I get to stab you 19 times

Yea. Besides. Lemonade made out of pure lemons is gross. Where the [bleep] is the sugar? Water? Drinking glasses? Life deprives us daily.

so apparently yiddish isn't an extinct language. FOUND THAT OUT TODAY. *sigh* idk I guess I got it confused with Gaelic or something (which I'm like 90% sure is extinct)

Yeah basically. Why does everyone use that example why not be like "When life gives you mudslides, strip to your boxers and get dirty." (Watch out for sliding houses)

So why does like every one of your sigs contain the word pollock. And I think I agree with the majority of people, but most of the time I post is like after 3am, so my brain is fried. edit: and yea I can see why you;d think I troll (it makes sense). But my definition of trolling, as previously posted, is of malicious intent. However, when I post on Is God real type threads qwith posts like "u cant see wind and you cant see god so they both exist L" It's not to troll. Its because this forum is so obsessed with appearances I try to throw a stone into the cog.

Are you trying to spam or something?

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Quick question, how do you know this...? He told me right after he told me about his burning bush Blatant disrespect for one's religion is not how one climbs the rungs of society. He's Jewish.... By nationality or religion.

Are you trolling? I mean what the heck? What if the numbers were reversed? How would you like it if I said straight ppl are ok. I mean I ugess I have to accept that. Its incredinly naive, for one who claims such intelligence. Differences like cultural...stoning women for holding an unmarried man's hand, differences like THAT. Being gay is a difference, but not a difference worthy of being changed...because it causes so little problems. So read the post before crying troll, Mr. S-I-troll-in-my-free-time-man. Posts like that don't make me cry all that often, please don't exaggerate. :| And trolling tends to have a malicious tone to it, I just like goofing around. L Anyways, homosexuality cannot be changed, I think thats what confused me about your post. Besides I'm pretty sure most people will agree your phrasing wasn't the best, Mr. Poland. I do apologize for my bad wording, but I'm sure there's a group of people you would rather different. Rap-bashers perhaps. And for the troll comment, don't say that. I have never made a trol post and I don't want people to think differently, okay Mr. Saruman? First off. I'm polish. idk if you thought I was dissing poland lol. 2nbd off, I just mean I usually don't troll, I'm just not serious. edit: and I swear you've made some troll posts. Either that or... You hold some strange opinions XD. It's whatever.

I don't like Tupac, Biggie, or Run DMC. There I said it. I really hate them. They may have been ground breaking, but still... While I will admit I've not listened to more than maybe 20 songs each, when I did, the experience was not pleasant.

Quick question, how do you know this...? He told me right after he told me about his burning bush Blatant disrespect for one's religion is not how one climbs the rungs of society. ON TOPIC: For all those who think homosexuality is wrong, do you believe gay sex should stay as a felony? (as it is in the vast majority (35+) states)

Debatable. Idk. I mean I have no problem with people thinking certain things are manly, and certain things aren't. Its your mind, its your world. believe what you want to believe. I believe manliness is simply a way to characterize was a man does.

http://www.mapcommunications.com/ Started in April. Went from beginners team -> normal team. I was on the normal team for 30 minutes then my boss said "wow ur pro lmao" so he sent me to Outcall. Now I was made senior outcall after 1 week In July I will go to specialty hopefully, which is a $3 raise. 10$ a [bleep]ing hour. Thats really good considering every 6 months is a gauranteed 50 cent raise, plus if you get picked for the best call reward (not the one I got) you get a $500 bonus check. Here's the break down: Regular : We answer calls and pretend we are in the business place, for some accounts we can set appts, but for most we just take their name and phone # for a call back. Outcall : We call the client saying their clients call, tell them all their jank. Senior Outcall : Teach baby outcallers. Specialty: Thats where you handle multi million dollar accounts (like you literally are a receptionist for 500+ businesses, you can give directions, set reservations, etc. etc. etc. Higher Ed: Thats where you sign people up for colleges when they call. We sign up for Cambridge, and a bunch of other wanna-be colleges. (hand pickedo ut of specialty, best of the best. I plan to be in it by Sept. You don't get paid more, but it's mad street cred.) The job is easy, you just get insulted a lot. Like if the office doesn't have any hours listed you tell the caller that. Then they usually say something like "wow whats your iq? 10? You don't know you're own hours?" or something. Just be nice and you'll get promoted.

Got promoted again, and a $100 bonus check for being voted #1 worker. For ahem "Excelling in assisting customers, by using a professional, courteous, and empthatic demeanor when necessary. You make are customers feel like home, and thats what matter" HURRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY L. But it's a baby promotion. 25 cent raise. Hopefully by july I can get the big kid promotion and be a big kid :]

So if a man cannot do that, is he not manly? The only thing that determines manliness are the sexual organs. And thats all it boils down to. The rest are simply misguided stigmas.

Dude, catholics can't stand the heat. They conform faster than like. Fast things. And I already pointed out earlier its an untrue stigma of catholics being so homophobic, a big denomination is baptist, and presbyterian. Are you trolling? I mean what the heck? What if the numbers were reversed? How would you like it if I said straight ppl are ok. I mean I ugess I have to accept that. Its incredinly naive, for one who claims such intelligence. Differences like cultural...stoning women for holding an unmarried man's hand, differences like THAT. Being gay is a difference, but not a difference worthy of being changed...because it causes so little problems. So read the post before crying troll, Mr. S-I-troll-in-my-free-time-man. Posts like that don't make me cry all that often, please don't exaggerate. :| And trolling tends to have a malicious tone to it, I just like goofing around. L Anyways, homosexuality cannot be changed, I think thats what confused me about your post. Besides I'm pretty sure most people will agree your phrasing wasn't the best, Mr. Poland.

Why should people have to hide who they are? But it really isn't that important, and I'd say the same for straight people. Whether you like the same or the opposite sex has nothing to do with who you actually are as far as accomplishments go. I wouldn't say that people should hide their sexuality, nor would I say that people should advertise it. I'd think the religious side should avoid condemning them though. Seriously, you probably shouldn't speak for God, that's His job. And I can hope that He'd be pissed that they're putting words in His mouth... :twisted: Hopefully that pissed off both sides of this :grin: ALG I think you're missing the point. (Maybe? lol) What nick is saying is: It's not ok to be gay. Spiffeh is saying: Why not? Now what are you saying? In reference to that. Because I will be the first to admit, gay guys who bring up their sexuality in EVERY possible chance is extremely annoying. But then again, so are the larry the cable guy heteros talking about beer, and other not pg topics. They are annoying on both side of the spectrum. However, as I'm sure you're aware ALG sexuality does not just involve dating, it involves everything in life. edit: I could have worded it better. If someone said either "I'm gay" or "I'm straight", my response would pretty much be "Okay, cool". Openness is good, yes, I just think there are more important ways to define people. Yes I completely agree Magekillr. Yes I completely agree ALG. I think what most people like me, (I will simply assume purely for the sake of argument most people are like me for this scenario:) We don't want to be known as that gay kid, or be defined by our sexuality. However, I also don't want to fell like I should have to hide what I believe God made me to be like. And I think that in reality a lot of it is lost in translation so to speak. While I'm just trying to say I'm not ashamed of being gay, people may take it as I'm defining myself by being gay (for example wearing pride stickers etc), or want to rub it in peoples faces. Like the vast majority of disputes, be it interpersonal, political, or geographic, are caused by a loss of communication.

Do you know what happens on Marriage night, after the reception, little boy? Yes, you have free will, which means you are free to do something seen as wrong. I personally see homosexuality as something that's against the laws of nature and therefore wrong. It doesn't make me hate gay people, it doesn't make me scared of them, it doesn't make me think they should be maligned by society, but I still don't believe what they do is right. I think a similar way to you. I prefer there be no homosexuality like I would prefer there be no crippled or mentally ill people (by genes) just like I would prefer people don't waste so much energy on games or eat very little Argentine food (by choice). But, they're here. So whether by personal choice or being born with it, we have to accept this little difference. Knowing which differences are acceptable and which are not makes one be open-minded. Not accept all differences or reject them all. It depends on the severity and the impact of the differences and homosexuality is such a small difference it shouldn't be rejected. What you prefer is a similar story. You can prefer whatever you want, but knowing which differences are worthy to change is the more important value here. Are you trolling? I mean what the heck? What if the numbers were reversed? How would you like it if I said straight ppl are ok. I mean I ugess I have to accept that. Its incredinly naive, for one who claims such intelligence.

Hehe thanks.

Scientifically proven we have better fashion sense. <3 EVOLUTIONARY SUPERIORITY! /sarcasm Yes, you have free will, which means you are free to do something seen as wrong. I personally see homosexuality as something that's against the laws of nature and therefore wrong. It doesn't make me hate gay people, it doesn't make me scared of them, it doesn't make me think they should be maligned by society, but I still don't believe what they do is right. That is based on the fact that what we are is a choice. Now, I don't blame you for thinking that way, since I guess that was the way you were brought up. However, it's wrong. Don't take my word for it though. But go get to know gay people, visit their community, maybe 1% of gays are a choice (I heard a story of someone who went gay as a choice, because they thought it'd make them more popular. Yikes. I could never imagine going straight. Hehe.) But also, why won't you take our word for it? That infers that you think we have malicious intentions, either that or we don't know what we are talking about. WHILE I DO NOT WANT TO START A FLAME WAR (am not trying to) that seriously bugs me. Seriously.