I's in your computer, watching your pr0ns And let me tell ya, that stuff is strange One man's strangeness is another man's kinkiness. So I discovered ALG is not human. the name gave it away really, though he always did seem bizarre. A Local Guy. Now, we all know, whenever "a" is put in front of a word, it means the opposite. Such as amoral, or asymmetric. Thus, ALocal means he's opposite local. As in he's distant from us, society, and those distant from society are alienated from society. And thus, A Local Guy is an alien. I told the National Enquirer, they should be private messaging you shortly. I have just one question, r u a freak?