Saru Inc

What world are you guys usually on? I can never find a world at all. And is it 3311? Or what?

o thanks

i got killed. at first I thought i only lost 9m, but nah i lost 13m. i ahd like 12-13k yew long alchs, and i think 45k mith arrows, d boots, both fm and thief cape + quest cape, d scim, dds, d mace, sup set, and like and a [cabbage] load of cash. like 5m+ i think idk exactly how much I lost, but it sahould be around that nubmer i think. idc rly, i'm just standing around in bank. i only have like 4m now. inb4the"rthats why you don't take that much into wildy post"

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Wow, besides WC, extremely easy 99s are all you have left. Good luck! I'm should be expecting the max total post in what... 2 months?

lol nice. i should get baked once I get my own apartment... too many cops in my neighborhood.

lc sucks. someone 76k trick with me, i pay omfg.

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First off, lets get some jank straight. 1) I'm a Christian 2) I love Marilyn Manson 3) I think evolutionists are morons. Now, that we're aware of my bias, let's head on into this. (No offence to #3, rly, no offence, I'm not trying to offend anyone) I think that there is immense information for the big bang, such as planets moving away from each other, and apparently on a video I was watching, there was evidence of some type of heat that supposedly is a sign of an explosion. But here's where my faith comes in. I believe there is a God, named Jesus. I believe he created the world as stated in the Bible. But also, I'm confused, the Bible states that there was darkness, then light. Well, that sudden light, could have been God making the big bang" in a sense. But speeding up our understand of the time like by oh, 14.7 billion, and 364 days ;). Anyways, yea I just wanted to say that lol. anyways I was trickin in w124, well, actually I'm going for (maybe idk yet) 99 Mage and Fletch by alching bows, and making arrows in this ep spot I found. Then trickin for money to make from the loss I'm losing from bows\arrows. Well, my targ comes up, and says, "wanna trick?" I say "wanna dds dm?" hegoes, "k" then goes bank with me. He pulls out 27 vials and 40k gp, I do the same. then, he acts (very poorly) like he's hit a lag [bleep]e, and he banks something. I pretend not to notice and said "yea, lag sucks [wagon]" he lol'd. Then, right when we got to wildy, I said hey wait, lets double check inven, to make sure we have it thesame. He goes nah, we're good. I'm like "no, lets check, pls' he said 'No don't you [bleep]ign trust me" and thats when I said "[bleep] it" walked out to widly, and said i alreayd know you banked moron. And thats when I dropped the 40k gp on the ground. next thing you know, we're fiughting, I spec amazing specs, (no pot either) and he was red barred, all the sudden, he eats, prays melee, and pulls out d claws and specs me out. I die ofc, I mean lol I was at like 25 hp. He comes over to me in edge and says "i reported you for bug abuse, you hacker. I know you bvrought 40k." I said, "lol'd" ran into wildy and got my 40k gp before it dissapeared :XD: so I lost like 26k... but still... what a[bleep]ing [wagon], lol.

o my psych teacher is also a social pedo. XD he was tlalking about hoe sexy these two students were. And while they were both 20... he's like 55 l0l.

[vent] Hey guys, it's me. Well, I've not vented in years it seems, so this is my vent post. Feel free to ginore this post, reply, lurk, idc. As of right now, I'm really [bleep]ing pissed about life. I work 39 hour weeks, at my job, just 1 hour less than overtime, the restaurant is SEVERELY understaffed, and yet I'm still expected to get out early. (I'm one of two night managers, we swtich nights, I'm tue\thurs, she's mon wed.) And, we are having this stupid "fiesta semana!" next week, where everything is one dollar. No limits as to how many of anything people want. Even beer is $1. So, starting next week, we will noly have three people every night, for the WHOLE restuarant, and will be most liekly packed full of drunk people ordering 15 burritos each. And when I brought up the fact we'll be getting out really late, my boss said it's all about time management." What the [bleep]? What the [bleep] does time management have to do with getting a huge [bleep]ign rush with no [bleep]ign workers?! Not to mention, we never have [bleep]ing anything. And my dumb [bleep]ing boss keeps ordering lime green [bleep]ing un ripe avocados, so we can't make Guacamole. What kind of [bleep]ed up Mexican Restaurant doesn't have guacamole?!?! It's [bleep]ing gay. And yet, even though I have no say so over the avocados, I still get yelled at by the Customers. Or, I have to listen to them say "I'd like a cheesy chicken quesadilla with cheese, and a tortilla. Not only did they basically repeat all the three items, but they say quesadilla the American way, like they say in Napolean Dynamite. Then they laugh because they think they're [bleep]ing geniuses, when in reality they're morons who should go to [bleep]ing taco bell. Or, they'll say some dumb [cabbage] like, I ask "would you like Jalapeños, Sour cream and\or Guacamole? Guacamole is an extra charge." They reply "Yes." and smile. Right now, I'm thinking what kind of mentally [developmentally delayed]ed moron has gotten through so many stages of life without social Darwinism kicking in, and the moron getting shot, or euthanized for society's sake. BUT WAIT, IT GETS WORSE! When I reply "sir(or ma'am) you just said yes, and I asked you three questions..." they reply "o, sorry I thought you would get the joke. I'd like sour cream, Jahlapenos (pronounced ja, (like jaws) la, pen, (like pen0r) enios. The horrible word coming out like, jahlapenioes. When the [bleep]ing word is jalapeños! BUT WAIT! Than they say and (this is spelled the way it would sound) GWAK A MOLE. OH MY GOD. Right then I'm tempted to throw the burrito in their face, and walk away. (if you've not figured out by now, my restaurant is like Subway for burritos I guess.) Now imagine that, happen with a DRUNK person. And of course, when I get home, I get yelled at for leaving 3 plates and 6 glasses on the counter, and not loading em in the dishwasher before I went to work. I did that, than I go on the computer to relax for once. Usually around 1am, and play RuneScape, or gmail chat with friends. Only to get a knock on the door "Sam, why is there music on, the door locked and no lights on? Are you looking at porn?!" Goddamn mother [bleep]ing parents. Oh [cabbage], I almost deleted this whole post... As of right now, my only hobby besides hanging with friends, and well ,RS, is song writing. (Lyrical.) Well, I like to take pride in my songs, and not to sound pretentious or arrogant, I think them to be thought provoking. Well, I write them on gmail, as emails, cuz I can access them on any comp, then I mail to my best friend to critique, and yea. Well, once I sent one to my friend, and through some horrible twist of fate, sent it to my dad as well. The song was about how most people just think about sex, and or [bleep]ing on Valentines day, and its real meaning is lost. needless to say, it had several cuss words in it. Well, my parents saw it, and called me downstairs, and asked if the reason why I was hanging out with my friends so much, was because I was having sex with them... Wow. They thought I was having sex, because I used the M word in the song (mastur..) and they thought the only way anyone could have carnal\sexual knowledge, was because they had sex alot.. Not because of google and or school. (though I'm not a virgin,that's a different story ;) ) So yea, I'm just really [bleep]ing pissed at pretty much everyone in the world. And I could keep on going about how frustrated I am with the world. For example, people like my Pysch teacher. Who says Christianity is for stupid people, and it makes no sense. Then he goes on to say, how the big bang started. (In Pysch, don't ask who we got on that topic) There was nothing he said. EXCEPT for helium nitrogen and atomic dust. (So I guess there was something?) THEN, out of nothing (except for the helium, nitrogen and dust, amirite) there was a BANG! A bang so big, it's called the big bang. And while all the nitrogen, helium and dust was flying around, SUPERNOVAS started appearing! Out of nowhere! (erm aren't those from stars?) and the supernovas exploded in ALL DIRECTIONS, which forced the apparent nothingness-which-was-actually-something started to rotate around the supernovas by gravity (I thought there was nothing.... erm.) and thus after BILLIONS OF TRILLIONS OF TRILLIONS OF TRILLIONS of years, there was human civilization. K well, maybe he just can't explain it well. But, I think big bang people are more off their rocker than Christians. But... I digress. screw you guys, I'm going home. -> (I <3 cartman) [/vent] Lol. btw, I recently got 75 fish, agil, and summon. But my comp lost the pics... idk how. Am now going for 75 Mining, Smithing, and prayer. p.s. if you believe in evolution\big bang pls don't be offended by the post.

Hmmm change title to: Leik's Blog! 2053\2100... Thieving... Get 99 thief, then you'll have a cool block of 99s on your stat screen. ps. ilu.

Awesome job babe. ilu. p.s. i trimmed my cape fasta than you. But 99 mage cape is sex.

Amazing o.o

I'd say reward yourself and only get your original planned 99's, than get the other ones.

The only thing wrong with that outfit, is the Attack Cape. The only cape worse than attack cape (trimmed or not) is rc cape. Both ugly. Haha, but thats just my bias. Work on some non combats, 70 Agility is a huge helper, and in times of need, Hunter is a sure fire way of money. Over all I'd have to give it a... 8\10, great bank imo.

NEW SHIRTS! I like the first and last one the best. :D and y u not on rs

The best rate ever th3 <3 Thanks you guys, I appreciate you being honest, as I'm aware they're more of the easier 99's.

It's 99 Hp. 9\10.

That's a bit over glorifying.

Sorry, I didn;t x-log to get billions :XD: And Atom Smash, I've spent I calculated somewhere over 140m on skills I believe, and if not skills, lost it. (Such as spending 13m then 8m later on on d imp jars only to get like 2m ttl loot.) And thanks for the honest rating you guys :)

One Outta one

So, ever since I was on Saruman44, and made a goal for 99 Cooking, Thieving, Fletching, Woodcutting and Firemaking, (and since failed) I've tried to get all those five on this account. And I decided that Thieving, and Firemaking would be my first. Not because they're easy (actually, they were quite hard for me) but because I loved the skills (at the beginning lol) too bad both capes suck. :XD: On the day after graduation, I got I want to say 92 Thief, not sure. And I said, well, surely by the time school starts, I can have 99 in this, and in FireMaking! Well, the only problem was, I thought school started August 28th, not August 20th. So I needed to have done by August 19th at Midnight. And well, I failed. I thought of pulling an all nighter on August 19th, and was so glad I didn't. I went to class that first day of college, got home, and got 99 Thief. A nice way to start this school year. And must I say, Pysch is a great class, at least mine is. I have no plan of stopping RuneScape, simply because I think it's stupid for people to quit for High School or College, just do your [cabbage], get organized, and you'll have plenty of time for friends, Runescape, and Home work. 99 Thieving [hide=WARNING] [/hide] Levels Gained: 1-5 - Man; Lumbridge\Edgeville 5-21; Cake Stall. 21-99; Pyramid Plunder. (lol) Side Notes: Doing Pyramid Plunder made 99 thieving way harder than necessary, as I was bored of PP by maybe lvl 77. And I HATED Pyramid Plunder (Note: I still enjoy theiving, simply not PP) from 92-99. Most exp in one round: 23,000 Least: 2,300 (AMG) Sceptres: 4 from lvl 21-76, 0 from 77-99 Money Made: 700k. (Someone bought all the pp loot lol'd) Money Spent: around 300k. 99 Firemaking Levels gained: 1-30 ( I believe) Falador South Gate; logs; oaks. 30-50 Draynor Pond near H.A.M; willows. 50-70 Edgeville; Maples 70-77 Piscatoris/Edgeville; Maples. 77-80 Oo'Glog; Maples 80-92 Oo'Glog\Piscatoris\Edgeville\GE -Eucalyptus. 92-94 Wilderness; Magic; Brawlers. 95-98 Bounty Hunter; Eucalyptus. 98-99 Bounty Hunter; Magic. Amount Spent: Most like around 30m, not sure though. Side notes: I still like fm'ing, but I'm going to take a loooooong break from it. Magics ARE NOT worth it 98-99. Cost me 5m, and about 90% to 99, I realized, spending 5m instead of 1m, really didn't make it all that faster. Lol. This is my mtk reward from 99 Thief and FM, simply because lots of ppl post, so I guess I will as well. The five seeds are Ranarr =D the total worth was about 2.5m, plus 1.2m (I checked mtk halfway through goal by accident, I meant to hit money, and lagged, and clicked collect resources. ) Best of Bank Add 7.5m in MTk And I know I have a horribly poor bank for my stats, no need to remind me. :cry: I've always wondered how low levels get items like D Claws. Well, maybe I'm just a heavy spender. :P Best of untradeables: All Diarys and Quests complete. The potions in the corner are copypasta'd from my bank. They are Serum 207's, and I made those from level 55-70 Herb. Untradable and unnoteable. Thus why I copy pasta'd The seeds are solely from bird nests, I decided one day to see how many nests I wasted on stupid seeds. Lol. Thats from wc and mtk. Stats: ( 100 exp 'til 75 Agil, and enough penguin points for 75 Summon) And I think thats it, if you guys could do me a favor, and rate in the format of this: 99 Thieving: *\10 99 FireMaking: *\10 The act of getting 99 thief as a first 99, and fm to trim: *\10 And rate my stats:cmb ratio: *\10 Thanks so much, have a nice day.

Aww why thankies.