Saru Inc

he can't get a real woman. sounds gay to me. (and now I remember that picture :P) wanna go gay? y/n

Awesome, are they sound canceling?

k, so. Ummm, if a picture says a 1000 words, then yours is broken. Because I have no idea what that picture is telling me, besides the fact that you are, once again, bringing gay into the conversation.

Fun fact: This blog started out as a rate my bank and stats, thus the first couple pages are all rates.

Done, i even did some shading (which you probably won't notice :( ) all over the image I literally burst into laughter. My brother said "what the [bleep] are you laughing at?" i [bleep]ing love you what are you talking about, basement's only got room for one. was your brother bringing you hot pockets so you did not have to get up from your 16-hour playsession? nvm. Im not about to get this post deleted. ( :twss: ) Sup boi

Ok, I'm just going to shut down my brain at this point. (I say this in good humor) I really dislike the view "you cant know anything" AND THERE ARE ANTS CRAWLING ALL OVER ME. THE F? WHAT IS THIS WILD WILD WEST IN SOUTHERN VIRGINIA?!!

Exhibit A: Saru does not like Mexican food. Saru dislikes peppermint ice cream. Saru dislikes pie. Saru is Christian and gay. First Witness: TIF OT. Your Honor, I accuse this man of trolling in the first degree. The suggested sentence: shock correction treatment and thought repatterning. With any hope, he can still be semi-normal someday. OT: This essay outline that I'm supposed to be doing. I know about the topic. I know what I want to prove. How do I write eight pages about it, including as evidence, according to the teacher, "Everything"? I like mexican food, but not greasy mexican food with snot on it. Provided you're referring to that other topic. And I find it funny people bring up the fact I'm gay like.. more than I do. I bring it up like... every da. Dupin, monkeighs aren't my type :|

Interestingly enough, space can't exist without time and time can't exist without space. Therefor, it's actually space-time. And why class, is that true? Because time is money, and money takes up space (thus creating it).

i want an asian one

And I question your taste buds on trial, in front of a jury of your peers.

In your view ;) Note, I am not referring to you personally, but to everyone. I think people don't realize that in philosophy it's a lot more opinionated than people make it out to be, people constantly argue that their side is right, the other people don't know what they are talking about; and its all just perception. Which I guess is in itself an opinion, but I get greatly perturbed when people say something like "your an idiot if you believe in objective idealism@@!!" ok. So am I an idiot for like peppermint ice cream? Well, in this case I would say yes, that stuff is gross. But this subject is just an opinion, which people seem to forget.

^^ i lol'd. Anyways. I HATE CHRISTMAS. Burden of proof: i hate my family. There, I have satisfied all possible logical, theological, hypothetical, grammatical, philosophical, and idealogical questions that could have arisen from this. edit: i also hate pie, I just saw the .gif on another website and lol'd/ Burden of proof: the fact that I hate it.

"Hey, can I talk to you about something?" <- Always ask permission first. "sure, whats up?" "Well, it's just, there's all this cereal drama. Captain Crunch was shnooking up with the Dino Diorama Bites, and was trashing up miniwheats crib... And I just felt so confused, what should i do?" *insert serious answer* Anddddddd thats how you approach it. You find a solution, or if you just need to vent, then vent but don't vent with an attitude of "oh lawd its difficult to be me."

I almost took you guys seriously for like 6 shakes of a lamb tails. Then was like "oh wait." I dislike people who act like it's logic class 24/7, which I was reminded of by the posts.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bobby fell in the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? Bobby took a bath with bubbles Wanna hear another dirty joke? srry i dont know anymore :| (I didn't want to get in trouble, you know.) Edit: U ALWAYS GOTTA BRING UP GAY THINGS? Is like.... whats up bro?

The majority of statuses on Facebook are exactly like that. I love when people say they use Facebook "to get away from the immaturity of Myspace" lol. And what in the world is there to hate about Christmas besides the music? "It's a long story." Read as: "Nothing, I just want attention." Note the "read as" that it's not "meant as." For example, I dislike Christmas. Now I wouldn't go broadcasting it about, but if someone askedme I would tell them I'm not a fan. However, if they asked why I would say it's a long story, which I really mean it's personal and I don't wish to share it. But I don't want attention, I simply don't like Christmas, and don't wish to tell why. OTT (On that topic): can't stand people who literally say "hi. do you want to know why i am sad?" "Ummm, when you put it that way, no." "k. it's just this cereal drama. like i really wanted my captain crunch but all they had was kanga-" "WHAT DID I JUST SAY!@@#@#!#*^!#%%&" And that's how it always go.

THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING TO ME!!! :ph34r: *sigh* O By Thou Aura U R Igniting All Nuerons. In other words, Obtaurian, you set my mind on fire.

Sometimes I wonder what Obtaurian stands for.

Unless, the illness you need a rx for is starvation. And I guess that's bad about rx, but really it's the clients fault for being duped in. There's so many placebo pills out there it's laughable. We answer calls at my job for this "laser spine center" which everyone knows is a scam where they steal thousands of dollars, and these people still go along with it because they don't google it for 4 seconds. You can research a rx your dr gives you before you fill it out. And I think that's the one part of "free market" I don't really like, is the facts that scams can become successful. However, those can happen just as common in other, non as free markets. But this is just off topic. So yea, but I don't really see the point in the majority of medication out there, I mean, if you have ADHD, work harder at concentrating. High cholesteral? Eat not as fatty foods. Of course there are going to be people who legitmately need it, but for craps sake, show some discipline.

I agree with and (not even lying) am glad for the majority of the new rules. I mean, the only one I disagree with is the must post a comment. I guess because sometimes I see an account, and they have some nice stuff, and it just feels like a 6/10, but there's nothing glaringly obvious about it. It'll lead to just superficial comments "nice bank," "nice d boots" "nice ags." Which aren't very constructive, but if you really want honest constructive criticism then it'll be too stringent and people will post less and less. But, to each his own.

I drunk a load of water before I went to bed. It's the first time in ages I've woken up after being out feeling absolutely fine. But yeah, work today and as the snows finally started thawing and going away we're expecting to be ridiculously busy which means my shift goes faster which makes me happy. :thumbup: You felt fine? I'd be like "DAMNIT I HAVE TO URNITE FAST!" But I guess you don't have that problem. /sarcasm <3 I worked 3 out of my 6 over time hours today, going to do my regular shift and stay 3 hours later. I am really aiming for 120 hours this paycheck. That would be about $1300. Which is pretty freaking nice. Oooooh, la. la.

Yep Chinese President Hu Jintao. He's also bowed to Emperor Akihito of Japan and King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. He likes to show his head in submission to all these foreign leaders. Clinton taking over his press conference should be no surprise. Are seriously this stupid or what? Bowing is a sign of honour in those cultures. He did exactly what he was supposed to. EDIT: There is plenty, plenty of stuff to get angry at him about. This was just one of those idiotic things that all the haters latched on to because it is an easy talking point when in fact he did exactly what he was supposed to. Well of course, it is the degree of it. Obama did a complete bow, which stated "I am submissive to you." He should have done a minimal polite bow. Now I'm not blaming him for this, I mean, A) he's only human and B) Its not like it effected policy, but you would think the most powerful man in the world at this time, would know a bit of customs to the (perhaps?) 2nd most powerful nation in the world. Or at least hire a better staff that could bring him up to date. I just felt it was a bit peculiar. He also goes around the world (I'ma look for a link, don't know if I can find one that'll condense all the occurrences) where Obama basically says "sorry world US sucks we'll be better bros"

This is very true for me, I managed to get a 3.7 gpa in high school working full time with diagnosed ADHD, so people who are like "i cant make it broski" it's like "try harder bro." But I may be looking into trying out Adderall, because I'll be applying for a position at my job soon, where you have to be focused like... 24/7. (But it pays great!) And I rarely take meds, like I just tough it out subconsciously. Like "omg im tired" but I forget to take energy pills etc. lol. And I completely agree about the immune system part, but I also take a lot of vitamins, because if your body overcomes it naturally it will be more ready to defend next time (and you may not have medication the next time as well.) Fun fact: (learned it from my pre med friend, but I could be wrong since it's hearsay) but the majority of headaches are a lack of water. So sometimes when I get a headache I just drink a bit of water and it gets lessened. Word. I have taken them everyday for 5 years.

got 6 hours of overtime today. 6 more tomorrow

While I have absolutely no respect for suicide (other than to save the life of another ofc) I'm also a believer in the theory of "those who are suicidal should hurry up and kill themselves already to put an end to their drain on society's resources and not to carry on that genetic quirk" I CAN'T [bleep]ING BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE AGREES WITH ME!!! OHHHHH HAPPY DAY!! HAPPY DAY! Rofl, there are quite a few of us out here actually :thumbsup: That's incredibly insulting, Emerson. And yes, I'm being completely serious. I won't go into it, because it's completely off-topic, but still. emo much? No, but nice try. I've had people I've known commit suicide. @Emerson I'm just gonna disregard that...