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this is the clue, "A town with a different sort of night life is your destination. Search for some crates in one of the houses.

and another thing u didnt make that up. That is a childrens book.

well i heard there is a good story in the tip.it varrock library about the desert......o.0 not that im saying read it or anything. wink wink hint hint clue clue. jimmy the great or somethin like that..the desert...adventure

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As jimmy was walking out to the wilderness he saw his friend praying at the monestary above the varrock east bank. Jimmy told his friend wally about the man and everything that happened. Wally told him that he would accompony him to the spider mountain to retrieve his friend. Jimmy stopped by the bank and deposited his dragon armor and withrew his less expensive rune armor. Jimmy and his friend were now on their way to the spider mountain. As they entered the gloomy wilderness north of varrock he heard shouts of pk'ers behind them. He looked back and saw 3 mages, 2 meleers and 2 rangers giving them chase. Jimmy and his friend were very agile and outran the pk'ers. Apon reaching the spider mountain jimmy looked over at his friend and said, "wally you do not need to come any further, i must do this on my own" Wally refused to return, his friend was in need and he was determined to help in any way. As they reached the top of the mountain wally discovered a hidden cave with a board over the enterance, covered in dirt. As they entered the strange cave they were surrounded by bandits and demons. As they were about to commence battle with the monsters a thundering voice rang throughout the cave. "minions halt!! i am your new master!!" it was a man with strange shining armor, it was the man that jimmy had saved. As the demons and bandits drew away the man approached jimmy and said, "jimmy my name is kerpal, i am a lord of a far away land" i was on my way to my ancestors pyramid deep in the desert to claim what was mine. When i was jumped by these men and demons. Right before i passed out i saw a man standing over me. It was the king of varrock. you see the king was frightened by kerpals power and sent his men to kill him, because deep down the king was a horrible man crazy with power. Kerpal told them what had happened. The men had came to his room when he was asleep and wounded him with the dagger. When he awoke he was inside a cage with the king smerking at him. the king declared, "not so tough now kerpal are you." When the king turned his back jimmy picked the lock of his cell and charged after him. He killed the guard with a swift jab to his adams apple and nimbly weilded the rune spear that it had dropped. The king unsheathed his dragon long and swung for kerpals head. they danced around in circles until kerpal swung his spear for the kings chest. The king jumped back and slashed at kerpal, making contact with his bare shoulder. As he was losing blood he made a last effort, he charged at him and drove the spear through the kings flesh. He stumbled forward and took the kings armor, that is when jimmy and wally showed up. Kerpal was greatly injured. jimmy and wally carried him to the varrock castle. by then a great group has gathered around to see the man who had slain their great king. they told the people how horrible the king really was. They wanted kerpal to stay and be their new king, but he would not do it. He told the men of jimmy the great. who had rescued him from the desert and tended to his wounds, how he had even came to the cave to save him. Jimmy was elected the new king, and wally his honorary knight. And they lived happily ever after. ~THE END~

Chapter 3-the assasin As jimmy was walking to his bank, about to follow where the barkeep said to go, he was greeted by a stranger with a dangerous looking dagger, the tip covered in strong looking poison. The man seemed friendly so jimmy decided to talk to him. Jimmy asked the man, "have you seen my friends? he was captured by murderous men* The man looked at him with a strange smile and said, "then you must be jimmy, jimmy the great" and chuckled. Jimmy said, "you better watch your tone of voice with me old man im just looking for a friend" the old man replied, "if so then you really are jimmy and you must die!!" The man lunged at jimmy with his dagger, jimmy barely had time to dodge the first blow, but the second blow hit him with a furious special. Jimmy knew he was hurt but he was fueled by his fury and his chocolate cake he was saving for the man that got captured. He swung at the man with his dragon scimtar, barely missing the mans throat. The battle raged on for a few minutes but finally jimmy killed him. Jimmy knew something was seriosly wrong now, that was a proffesional assasin sent to kill him. jimmy was now on his way to spider mountain deep in the wilderness to rescue his friend.

CHAPTER 2 My name is jimmy......i found you in the desert and tended your wounds" The man was still weak from his wounds and jimmy told him to get some rest. Jimmy told him he would get him some special tea and some herbs to help him sleep. While jimmy was away making him the tea a group of murderous soldiers came to the blue moon inn and captured him (for that was where he was staying). When jimmy returned he found the room the that the man was staying in was ruined and there was a bloody dagger with a note at the end of it stuck to the wall. The note read, "dear filth, we have finally found this traitor we have been looking for thanks to the barkeeps help, and if you try to come after him your death will be even more swift than his exucution will be tommorow. Jimmy was enraged, he charged downstairs and confronted the barkeep. The barkeep told jimmy that he had no choice but to confide with their demands he also told jimmy where they went, but when jimmy turned his back the barkeep tried to stab him in the back with his dagger. Jimmy nimbly jumped to his side and dispatched the barkeeps head from his body with his shining dragon scimtar. As jimmy was cleaning off the blood from his scimtar he was trying to figure out why they took the man, and why the otherwise friendly barkeep had tried to kill him. Something big was going on here....

CHAPTER 1-they meet One morning a travelling Warrior was riding a magic carpet to the bebadin camp when he noticed a strange lump in the sand with a arm sticking out. This was a kind warrior, and he wanted to see if the person was alright. The warrior walked along the rolling sand dunes, his feet sinking in the sand, the sun beating on his back, and his well worn dragon armor sticking to him from his sweating body, until he reached the man. The man was half naked with horrible burns all over his body, he was also half dead. The warrior took the man to varrock. And over the next few weeks the warrior tended the mans wounds. When the man finally awoke he looked up and saw the warrior standing over him. The man said, "who are you and where am i?" The warrior replied with a cheerfull smile upon his face, "My name is jimmy........" to be continued....

i dont get it....they make all these other updates like cook all and stuff so why isnt there a sell all to the store?

well i was out at the zamorack mage pk'ing with ice burst. Then my kill went into the abyss caus the skelly attacked me. So i chased after him and when i picked up his remains i discovered a very good place to train. The abyssal walkers and guardians automatically attack you right? Well just bring some prayer pots and some food and ur runes and ur set. When i was attacking them i was hitting really good and getting massive xp. plus i got a giant pouch the second one i killed =p

yea and im still all like.....what???? i didnt get it....very complicated. y cant it be simple like, "violets are red and roses are blue, i like chicken nuggets and so do u" easy to understand, and it gots a ring to it

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