The_Amoeba

Well. Yellow is fine. I think you should type cyan: or green: before every sentance like i do. Then you get attention and you keep your eyes! Its a Win, Win!

Banned for burning shades. Some of my best freinds are shades!

No this is the real story of what happened to the gods. Guthix: He was a donkey when he was first born. A sad, and rather strange little donkey who never had anyone to love him. Then one day and old crazy person came and bought him. He took him home and ate him with some rhubarb pie. The donkey meat and rhubarb pie mixed in his mouth and, in a sudden rush of moose a whole new being was formed in his mouth. This was the first god. Zammy: This little fellow was and is and always will be a frog. But you see, he is not any frog. He sits on his little mushroom and contemplates how to kill every living thing on the planet, and no one suspects it! He sits there, staring straight ahead... Watching... Waiting... and then one day, he will strike! With the power of thousands of years of his tiny mind working non-stop, he will take the world by storm. Guthix: This person is just some old hobo acting like a god. He actually stole his freinds "amulet of bujeezus", which gave him mucho grande power. Nuf said. Zaros: His name starts with a z... Nuf said... The New God: This new god is actually the rat. You know the one. The one you see right outside of the Duel Arena while you are crafting steam runes. Yea that one. If you kill him, he just comes back, running around and around. No one knows how he got there, and no one cares. They just walk past. But in secret, he has made an army of, yes you guessed it, Amoebas!!! Microscopic fiends that destroy all in thier path using placebo guns! Watch your back, if you dare! Because you might get blindeddeded! Me: Im going to runescape hell for listing myself as a god. But i am. I can do the "swarm of amoebas" spell. And i can also do this... MEEBS OWNS!

Best: Dds, Dspear Worst: Dscim, Rune claws (lol) I say that the d spear is one of the best because it has saved me and my friends so many times in the wilderness, lol. Whenever we are out there near the Mage Bank and (inevitably) some whipper comes at me. I just keep walking away, my frends dspear specs and then we both run and log :P. People dont think of some of the other awesome uses for this... Meanwhile, dscim is just terrible... I never have enough spec bar to use it on someone that is actually praying, and half the time it misses lol.

^^ Then why u include ur rsn? (Besides, here he is offering free stuff, no one was standing in the middle of varrok on f2p asking for free stuff) If you really wanted to show how little you cared about going to the drop party then you wouldnt have included it... Man, reading all the different things people have posted here... People have so many different strategies! Theres the "truth", which usually is only part of the "truth" in the first place ;) Even the people who are all "against" this drop party include their rsn, just in case he choses to accept them. I love this one, "i had cancer"... If you had cancer we all feel sorry for you, but you cant go around the rest of your life expecting benefits from it. You say that you recovered from cancer, so go be great like all those other cancer patients who donate to charity... Once again, i do feel sorry for you if you really did have cancer and im glad you recovered from it. Most cancer patients I know dont like to go parading around like Lance Armstrong expecting benefits. I guess i just broke the rules (which in its own way could be another strategy for getting picked, heh, the ole "nonconformist act" to stand out) so consider my post retracted earlier. I think its just interesting to study everyones mind. Have fun in life, and nice stats (this i call the "suck up" strategy) PS: I want those rune legs (you did have them right?)... i dont know why yet... i just want them... (recognize this? its the act funny to stand out one!) GOOD LUCK ON GETTING PICKED YALL! Im just gonna go to this other dudes drop party. How do drop parties work anyway?

hmm... i dont think they would include a part of a new area if it was not accessable yet. However, to play along with all the other optimists: ITS PART OF THE NEW CARPENTRY UPDATE ILL BET! Yea... and i also heard through the grapevine that you get free dchains when you build... a... umm... house... Well you better stock up on nails! Here i got some for sale. (omg, hes not an optimist, hes just a greedy person to take advantage of the situation!) Yea.. just buy em from me... That was off topic... Lets see is anyone pays any attention to this post!

Runescape Name: Amoeba0012 Reson for coming: Well... To tell you the truth, I never knew you but I am starting up a new clan with some of my freinds and it would be awesome if i could attend this drop party so that i can progress our clans funds further have more fun with the clan! Sorry, I have no good reason like "i am dieing from cancer", or "all the proceeds will go to charity", but as i said before, I would like to come so that our clan can skip some of the money making procedures at the beginning and move right on to pking in Dharoks. It seems like so many players are quitting runescape... Man... Off topic: Los Angeles looks really cool when its raining. P.S: DONT TELL PPL THE TIME AND PLACE UNTIL RIGHT BEFORE IT, cus... you know... leaks happen :P

Btw... People have made MILLIONS playing a game called... well... i forgot it, but its in this month's issue of wired. Check it out. It requires a real money investment and then you win money in the game that gets translated back into money by a 10 to 1 ratio. Very hyper i think yhou are correct here... FPS's and other games dont have in-game skills to "level up" it requires intierly on the persons skill...

Is there even an undead creature with life up to 101? I dont think so, and if there is, no one would wear full dharoks with a fire cape at 1 hp, even with protect from melee on, because lots of people get the [wagon] evil chicken and it kills them lol. While im on the subject... Jagex... You guys say it is so easy to detect randoms, why not just ban the people who use em! Then you dont need to go through all this nonsense with the sandwhich lady and evil chicken (apperently jagex thinks that the newest autoers are auto standers... i could really use one of those!). If you dont know how to detect em then think up a way, i have about a dozen that could actually work. Dont you guys have all the bright ones over there though?