thomas409

Well, maybe you should spell it correctly. It's 'altar' instead of 'alter'. Sorry to be a smart-alec, but it'll get you a little more credibility that way :D

12 February 2006 - A Hot New Update! After several years of neglect, the firemaking skill is getting an overhaul. To be more specific, a new random event! This random happens when you go to light a fire. When lighting a fire, there is a chance that your character will catch on fire and instantly die! Not only die, but all of your items will burn up. This is a good way to get rid of those unwanted party hats whilst firemaking. Happy Gaming! :twisted: Mod Evil :twisted:

There are three kinds of people in the world. The ones who gladly accept free gifts, the ones who look a gift horse in the mouth, and the ones who shoot the guy giving away free horses because he has nothing better to do. Guess which one Axeraider70 is? :roll: So this helps me go away? What's the word I'm looking for...?

sorry, it isn't my first time making a guide, but I haven't really been doing it for long (this may be a duplicate post as the computer just lagged and it said something wierd)

Come on people!

OK..... umm....... The first person to post... errrr... gets a free personalised sig!

I hate catherby. I even made a pic of the KBD about to own the fishermen there: (yes, I know he looks a bit small) For more pics like that (and my sig), see my thread on media discussion

Uhhhhhh... false TPUM has a WCing lvl over 70

It was alright, obviously very hard to do, and quite amusing, so I'd give it a hearty 8/10.

Ummm...... bump...?

Now I know what you're thinking : :roll: . You've seen all the threads there are to see about this kind of thing, and none of them help. well, this one may not help for you, but it really worked for me and might help you a teeny tiny bit. NB: I did all of these actually fighting bats near Catherby, if you wanted to know. This is my first one, and as you can see it's not very good: What I did here was found an image of the KBD in its lair, and simply attacked something of a low level (from the same camera angle) and took a screenshot (print screen button) when I was in a suitable position. I then cut out as much as I could, and added it into the pic of the KBD lair, and edited out the background on MS paint. While attacking that low leveled monster I hit a 15, and added it onto the KBD using the same procedure. I'll tell you some more techniques in my next pic: Now, I got a pic of the KQ (from another site), and, although it was from a useless camera angle, I managed to insert my character. Here's the only reason why I use MS paint: The ink button. Basically, this is the little picture of a tube su[C?]cking up ink from a page. I click on any colour from the page, and it immediately adds it to the pallete. This means that I don't have to search for custom colours, I simply can take it from whatever I want. For example, the floor colour of the KQ's lair is immposible to find normally, so i just take that colour from some other floor, and put it under my character. Here's another: I guess this one wasn't as outrageous as the others as I actually could have done this, were I not a lvl 68. With the health bar (featured more on the other 2 pics), I used by favourite ink button, and added more red to make it look like monsters had lost more hits or something. Believe me, those colours are hard to get from 'custom colo(u)rs'. In this last one, I'll show you what I did step-by-step: So now I've got a picture of my character in position, but he still isn't 'attacking' the metal dragon (he'd be owned anyway as he doesn't have an anti-drag shield :o ) So now I'll insert him in: But it still doesn't look right, so I'll need to edit his background and add the metal dragon's claw: Now this metal dragon has already got a 6 and a 4(p) hit on him, but I'm going to change the 6 into, say, a 12, and edit down his health bar. So the final result is this: So, now you know how to make it look like you're owning the KBD without an anti-dragon shield, on your own! Questions and advice are welcomed. No flaming please. If people like these I may just start doing sigs!

They do hit quite fast but zero very often

It used to be the christmas tree, and when they changed it back to the fountain they probably updated it or summat

In mage arena bank I sold one for 10k!!!

MS paint rocks, 'cos you can take colours from an existing pic. That's how I did my sig below :wink:

Jagox have finally made the Jan 3rd update!!! It is a new skill, which we hope will help to liven up the game a bit. It's called 'ownage', and will replace all combat skills. This basically determines how srtong you are in combat, and you can get to the equivelent of lvl 126 by getting 1xp. In other news, chickens now give 9999xp per hit. Happy scaping! ----------------------------------------------------------- Jan 5th. We have noticed that players seem to dislike this ownage skill, so we have made it a bit harder. You start off at lvl 1, and the only way you can get xp is by killing monsters which require lvl 99 to kill!!! All previous ownage levels will be resetted. Happy scaping!!!

Banned for bieng in the UK

Sorry, I'm kinda new at this, but how do you post screenshots or pics or whatever on your post? I bet its something easy like *paste*, but I want to be sure before I destroy my computer or something...