Chapter 1: Lordbruno23: Omfg, did u hear?? Runescape has been hacked!!! The hackers demand someone to fight them in the wilderness!! Raggy Tramp1: But who can beat a lvl 1078?? and his wave of kalphite queens, KBDs and Giant Moles!! Who i ask? who?? (A sudden shadow flickers across the varrock street alleyways, Lordbruno23 and Raggy Tramp1 had to talk in silence for the lord of the wilderness would kill them... But they know now... that their hero.. their saviour... was watching them... Flameguy3: Ta da da da da da da!!! Puppy power!!! Lordbruno23: Who goes there?! (Lordbruno23 grips his Dragon Battleaxe menacingly) Raggy Tramp1: Show Yourself!! (Raggy Tramp1 waves his Rune Hally like a pitchfork) Flameguy3: Mwahahahahah! (An abyssal whip coils around Lordbruno23) Lordbruno23: Argh! I can't move!! What's your Combat Level!!! Raggy Tramp1: 50, why? Lordbruno23: Not you!! Her, Bubble533!! Bubble533: I'm level 121, whats that to you? You noob! Lordbruno23: How dare you call a level a 101 a noob!! I'll pawn you in the wildy! Decstile: Everything is the wildy now.. And i dont see any ownage from you though... Now shuttup or I'll teleother you to Camelot never to return again!! (Decstile points his Lava Battlestaff menacingly at Lordbruno23) Raggy Tramp1: Blah Blah Blah I don't care! Decstile: Calm down you noob. Raggy Tramp1: Thats it! You asked for it! (blows a horn, thousands of noobs burst out of alleyways waving steel scimmys and black warhammers at Flameguy3, Bubble533 and Decstile) Can our heroes make it out?? Find out on the next episode of dragonball Z.. no i mean.. Lord of the Wilderness Hacker