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Heh speaking of money - we were talking about money earlier today at church. Mainly about this question - "How much money is enough?" We arrived at the answer of "Just a little more." :P I couldn't tell you how much is enough...My dad probably makes $40,000 or so every year, maybe less, I'm not sure, but it is barely enough to keep us going, and that's lame.

:D :D Doesn't viral marketing own? :D Well, it wasn't "viral" par say, we already knew it was about her, so...Hmm... Lets call it "Oral Marketing" shall we? omg rofl owned!11 And Pianofreak - Yep, there are lots of Jelly's there it seems, my sister's friend got molested by one and did NOT like it. :P I also had a medium-sized shark swim up next to me on my Boogy Board, scared the crap out of me, because when you think about it, I looked like a huge fish to him I'm sure. :lol:

I was born there. :P South Carolina ftw! I love it there...Pretty hot, but still nice. Minnesota blows. :(

I'm still waiting for her to fulfill her contractually obligated promise to vote or die in P. Diddy's "Vote or Die" campaign. She wasn't even registered to vote, thus she never voted. Therefore, she MUST fulfill the contract by dying.

I wouldn't feel too bad about it. Those idiots almost never get any money from those things...Assuming they can even get them open in the first place...

I dunno, but I'm running for Congress. I wouldn't even know what to do with a $10,000+ paycheck every month. Honestly...Noone needs that much money. I take that back...Doctors deserve it. They may suck [wagon] and just prescribe drugs, but they worked their [wagon] off in school and have to pay their debts off.

They already have a billion-dollar business that controls the "internet grocery" thing. It's called "Quixtar", aka "Amway", aka "Scamway". It's a pyramid scam coorperation, however some of their products are actually pretty damn good, I'll give them that. My parents do "affiliate marketing" with them (as they call it, lawl..) and it's a huge scam. THey promise you'll get rich, but in the end, you end up spending all the profits you make. My parents get a check for around $500 a month usually, but they spend it all on food from the company, sooo...They make no money on it, but I guess they save a bit. :lol:

I did a couple times when I was just getting some and I was in denial. :lol: I really, really didn't like the idea of body hair. The second I got hair under my arms, I imagined myself being a hairy-backed-monkey-man and I have NO idea why. THAT gene doesn't run in my family. :lol:

Yea, but uhh...You pay 70% of that to the Government, right? :P

This really doesn't effect me, because I don't ever plan on working a minimum wage job (I can get $10/hr starting elsewhere...) but seeing people on the news who do work them, it's pretty messed up that Congress would shoot them down, and with a straight face, pocket over $10,000 per month themselves. Pretty much everyone who works jobs like this is forced to keep working them into infinity, because they'll be homeless if they do not...Thus, they're stuck and will never get ahead. So yea...Lame.

DNA strings -> P-molecules -> atoms -> electrons, neutrons and protons -> stuff that looks like a pink kitty -> more stuff. I think they're called Quarks. Not sure.

Damnit. I lose. :( I used to play that game a lot. Was very fun.

My girlfriend didn't say anything special about it. That game was the biggest waste of $40 I have ever experienced, though. I'll say that. \

Lord knows she had to look that word up first before using it. Well, her Personal Assistant looked it up, I mean.

...And approves Congressional pay raise! :XD: Lame. Srsly. Since 1997, Congressional annual pay has gone from an already "too damn high" $135,000/year to $165,000/year. However, they have now denied to raise the minimum hourly pay for everyone in the entire United States from $5.15/hour to $7.15/hour, despite the raise in cost for pretty much every necessity people use daily. I'm not sure I like democracy anymore. :uhh: Write your Congress-Man/Woman. Ask them how their Benz is! :lol:

I was particularily fond of their "Fourth Meal" campaigne...Because, Lord knows what we need is more Americans eating more meals. :thumbsup:

Yes, you.

Hahahahaha. I cannot believe there are people that do not understand sarcasm IN THE SLIGHTEST. If something sounds SOOOO out there, yet a person said it in a serious tone - it's SARCASM. Argghhh. Okay, people - Passion of the Christ 2 was sarcasm. And Jesus was a jew. It seems that one poster thinks that Jesus was a Christian. Yes...Jesus followed a religion NAMED AFTER HIMSELF. THE RAYLIANS ARE COMING!

This just in: The Anti-Free Speech for Celebrity's Act was just passed by George Bush, being one of the few decent bills he's ever passed. This new law will make it so that over-paid, whiney movie stars can no longer speak out as if they're opinion matters more than the rest of ours. I kid, I kid. Seriously though...If I had millions of dollars, I would be having fun, not be worrying about what some dude said when he was drunk. He either lost his inhibitions and believes the stuff he said, or he was just drunk and being a moron. The latter usually happens to drunk people. :shock:

I'm just glad I'm not in school anymore, so I don't have to deal with these annoying trends. What's even better is a BARELY HEAR ABOUT THEM! Awesome. From my understanding, huge sunglasses (see: Paris Hilton) and guys dressing like girls is "in" now. Damnit...Whatever happened to Tamagachi's and WWJD wrist bands. :(

That looks so delicious. Deliciously bad, but still delicious.

Did I seriously just see an 11 year old spell better than most 16+ year olds on the internet? I sense a disturbance in the force. I believe this child is hacking life itself. CHEATERZ!

IS AT&T and whatnot seriously trying to do this? I've heard nothing of it.

Wow, what the hell? That makes about as much sense as...Well, something that makes no sense. He just hit you? For, uh, nothing? I don't understand...You called him so he could come get his crying woman, so heeee...hits you? I honestly do not know what to say to that. Did the girl even say anything? Did you not get up and at LEAST complain about it? Damn...Like I said, I'm so confused on that. If that happened to me, I would be scarred for life wondering what the HELL I did wrong there. :lol:

It amazes me that people can quote bible scripture 100% accurately and know who said it, and when. :lol: If anything, that's a miracle in itself. I could say only this: If you think it's so easy, then how do you know you believe and trust in Jesus 100%? Obviously you haven't put much thought into it if you think it's so easy. Like I said...Someday, when I'm ready, I'll make the decision, but right now, I can't fool myself into believing. That isn't what God would want. I'd only be fooling myself, not him.