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I feel there is only one way to solve this puzzle. I am going to the moon. Donations being accepted now. If I can get, like...$10,000 from all of you, I could probably make it. Besides, you didn't really need that new car, did you?

I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend. Look at me I have a girlfriend. I am eager to stress that I have a girlfriend too, because I think it will make me look cool and sophisticated amongst a forum of young people who can't get girlfriends. Don't forget "totally awesome". I have a girlfriend. Yep... Ask anyone. Don't ask her though, she doesn't know about it.

I sense a stalker in the force. :P I own... MY KITTEN! Oops, accidentally hosted the one WITH my face at first. Mah bad. :lol:

In short, of course it will. Push ups work the same muscles as bench pressing. I have an olympic weight lifting set and I still do push ups even. :P

*Scratches head* Don't we have little wonder pills for headaches still, or did they disappear off the face of the earth? I hope they sell no units. But some 'tards (my own mother will probably somehow buy one :-#) will manage to get their hands on it. My mom is good...Well, bad, like that.

Sounds as if they are attempting to give you a migrane so you buy their product on the spot... That's what I keep saying. I hear that commercial so many times I actually had to keep muting my TV because it was giving me a headache. The worst is when they play all four of their commercials in a row. Makes me want to kill myself, honestly. Head-On, then FREEdHEM hemmeroid cream (ugh..) then...some foot thing...Then another one. 12 annoying slogans in a row. I swear...To God...

I saw like 3 minutes of it the other night...All I can say is this: That gay dude...You know, the black guy (if there are any other gay dudes..) needs to lay off hitting on guys who aren't gay. If that were me, I probably would have punched him in the face on national TV for touching me. I'm not a homophobe, but come on...You don't touch a dude and make sexual gesture's at him if he's obviously straight, lol.

The tube that cooks spaghetti, "miraculously" by putting boiling water into a tube with spaghetti. Why I wouldn't just leave it in the pot....That is beyond me.

You're just mad because our ancestors got the best of yours and we've grown large enough to stomp you into oblivion. We didn't rape ALL the Native American's land...Just...Most of it. :lol: As for the "Why would they be a part of Maryland?" question...Umm...Washington D.C. is located in Maryland...

Aaaaaand, that is around the time they quit. :lol: I'm not sure why the 'tards can't just look it up on the internet. I know they tell you you can't, but come on...Human curiousity...

*Scratches head* Maryland? :uhh: There is a reason there are 50 stars on the flag, not 51. I know some people like to think of D.C. as a state (why...?), but it apparently isn't. It's located in Maryland....Maryland has its vote.

Well, the Universe doesn't just spontaniously create life whilst expanding. The matter that is here already is the matter that has been here since day 1. I find it highly unlikely that there isn't another planet out there that is very similar to ours. I know our planet in itself was a miracle, being that if it was off by X measurement, life wouldn't have been possible...But there's gotta be another one out there. :P

One would think it would be impossible, probability wise, that we were the ONLY life, period. There is just so much stuff out there...

Exactly. As I said, Conservatives cry about the Bible, and Liberals just cry out period. Cry out for changes, usually for that bettering of our future, not for sticking to our past. We should be taught our history - we shouldn't have to LIVE in it. All that Republican's have to hold onto so far is slandering Democrat's with their "cut and run" as they call it strategy on getting out of Iraq, which is BS. I find it funny, watching the news...How many straws they have to grasp to get people thinking they're party still has any place in the white house next year...If I had to put money on it, I would say their chances of keeping the white house in 2008 are about the same as myself becoming President - Ever. :lol: People are tired of spending money on moronic things and they're tired of moronic people. Time for some Democratic rule. (I'm a member of neither side, for anyone who wants to think I'm biased. I'm on whoever's side that isn't dumb. Republican's are becoming overwhelmingly dumb, so they lost me. :lol:) I'm just happy that both current parties leading choices for the next President are both FOR Stem Cell Research. I will probably smile a great big smile the day I see George Bush's [developmentally delayed]ed veto over-turned. Huzzah for our future! Boo for sticking to 2,000 year old ideals based on the words of a book!

Yea...Ever see the Dianetics HQ building? Looks like Bill Gates' house. :lol: While people have a point saying that Scientology is no more crazy than other religions, which is somewhat true...I think Scientology is just way more crazy due to the fact of how many "Uh...Repeat that again? You're trying to tell me what now...?" the "religion" actually has. 100 light year travel, in 4 weeks, in a DC-8 with rocket engines on it? H-bomb use? World's with 180 some billion people on them EACH? Imagine our already crowded world with almost 30 times as many people...It just isn't possible. No damn room! Nevermind that there is no historical facts to even begin to prove this crud. No evidence, nothing. At least the bible was written thousands of years ago and is technologically accurate. :lol: Sure, they're both stories...But I can choose to believe people who were supposed to be prophets and all this other stuff, or I can believe...A fat, drunken science fiction novelist that was alive during my grandma's lifetime. Pretty easy choice, if I had to pick. :lol: Edit: I should also say, that even as a Science Fiction novel, it ISN'T a very good story. I've thought up better myself...While dreaming...

Way to be ignorant. I applaud you! =D> You're welcome!

Conservatives cry about the Bible. Liberals cry out. Just made that up. It may or may not be true. Okay, the first statement is.

Better than that, go to http://scientology.org. They don't try and hide anything. Except, you know...Everything. The lame story behind it (well, they sell the book...lawl...), the fact that the "religion" costs massive amounts of money, and that they will likely rape your mind of everything rational. Let's not forget that they offer "solutions to your problems" on the site, via methods that won't work at all. While the do have some points, like that we live in a world where "a pill will solve any problem", which is true, and it's getting rediculous...There are sometimes when you just NEED a pill and it WILL solve your problem. Some of them are just [developmentally delayed]ed, the side effects being worse than the thing you're trying to solve, but yea. If you have something wrong with you that can be helped, you need medical attention, not deep-breathing and vitamins...lol.

Looks like butt-sauce. :-$ Vegemite, I take it? I heard it's salty as hell, yet somehow, people enjoy it.

...No? He actually denied it? He said he understands that's just how the creator's are and whatnot, so he wasn't offended. Does anyone remember that this man had a STROKE and then quit? I'm sure that had nothing to do with it. I've also heard that his publicist, who is also a scamtolog...Sorry, scientologist, quit his job for him...The show obviously could have played a part in that, but it also could have been because he was recoverying from a stroke or whatever. For some reason, Isaac Hayes doesn't seem like the guy that would just up and quit his particular job because they made fun of something he did. He's helped in the process of making fun of thousands of things over the years...That would make him, like...The biggest hypocrite on Earth, next to George Bush. Anyways, yea, Scientology is just a scam-cult that will get it's team of lawyer's on you for even saying that about them. :lol: I wonder where they got the "Scientology" part from...It was called "Dianetics" and now all of a sudden it's a study of SCIENCE? Uh-huh. When I first heard "Scientology", I thought it was the study of science, that being evolution, etc etc as a "religion" type thing, aka, you believe in evolution and blah blah blah...THAT made sense to me...A mystical fairy tale about some space alien doesn't seem like science to me! Nevermind the fact that any civilization that can travel 100 light years in 4 weeks will obviously have better technology than a FREAKIN' H-BOMB. Try anti-matter weapontry, for starters.

Dude, when I was 15, getting a job was one of the last things I cared about. Your parents are douche bags. When you're 16 or 17 you should have a job, but at 15 you're still a child. At least at 16 you can drive, thus you have something to look forward to...Around here, you can't get hired ANYWHERE unless you're 16+. Well, you could probably walk beans or de-tassel corn or something. :lol: Or do what I did: Mow lawn! Wooohooo! I mowed 4 lawns (mine and my neighbors) one summer when I was like 12 or 13 and made about $400. :P Was hardly any work and I went out and bought a Playstation with it (PS1 omg oldsk00lz!)...It was awesomeness.

It's a taekwondo black belt between the 4th and 6th degree. That would explain why I, a black belt in Tae Kwon Do myself, had never heard the word used. I just thought it was prnounced differently than it looked, or something. :lol: My master was an 8th degree, I believe...Or 7th...We just called him "Master".

Oh snap? Cheap shot? I was 9 years old and the rest of my family wanted to ride it. Where I come from, your family usually stays with you in crowded areas where you could possibly be abducted. I'm sorry that you were raised differently! One has to be even more stupid to argue with me about my time spent in a line - Which they were not in, but alas, they still feel the need to comment.

Grats on your black belt, I'm a first degree myself...Fun stuff while it lasted. It isn't broken if you've walked on it since it happened. You'd know it was broken if it were broken - There would be no "I think.." :P

I waited three hours to ride the uhhh...Whatever rollercoaster it was, I forget it's name. Started with an R, I think... So...Don't talk. Ever. To me. Yea.