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A lot of girls play WoW. My girlfriend did, but we've both quit recently. She is teh hawt, so yes, good looking girls do play. :P That said, this other thing sounds dumb. Hoorah.

Almost every guy claims to be "the nice guy". That's an illusion. There are very few who actually are. Word of advice to the women: You want to tell the difference between them? If you're laying naked in your bed next to a guy after you just met him, chances are HE ISN'T A NICE GUY. Isn't too hard.

Very well said, Wakka. I thought it was sad, yet predictable, however, now hearing that his kid and wife were there, it's just 100 times worse. That's pretty damn horrible. It was probably a mistake to bring them there in the first place, but I'm sure his intentions were good (obviously) so that doesn't matter. They'll probably never catch the turds that did it, either.

Ask Jesus-boy in the White House how to solve our deficit problems. God can save us...Right?

If you watch the news, it sounds sometimes like it could become WWIII, but most of the time, it doesn't. Also, does anyone else reckon China will pull ahead of the USA sometime in the future and become the most powerful country? For some reason I can see it happening...They're smoking us economically right now...

Nice place Merc...How much does that run ya' over there? :P Wish I lived in my own place...Living with my parents at 19 is LAME. Free, but lame. My parents are creepy. :P

"99%" is a widely accepted way to say "pretty much everyone". Once you get older and start to get to know women, not GIRLS, you know what they're after. Most females my age are by all means "girls", and I refer to them as such. My girlfriend, however, is a "woman", and there is a huuuuge differance.

Yes, because a one-night-stand is a much higher ambition than a lifelong loving relationship. It's delusional to think all girls are after a lifelong loving relationship. 99% are. It's female nature. The other 1% are the jaded kind that can't stand men unless they're having sex with them.

This topic needs more cowbell.

Yea, I have one of those that says "Nosey little [bleep]er, ain't ya?!" :P

Hahahaha, it looks like those two pictures are maternal twins, but one came out with Downs Syndrome. :lol: For those who don't get that: Look up "Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen". Perfect example.

Um okay? Is that an insult? I would eat me too probably, I'm sure I'd make a mighty fine burger! Sorry, I meant to say you were a homo. Apparently you can only understand the simplest of insults. Better?

Name one thing. "Geeks" are long-term. Husband material. Your average jerky guy lasts all of a month and after that month, you'll feel like crap. Go to myspace once and look at random girls' profiles...I bet you anything, more than 50% of the time you'll see a blog about how guys are jerks and only want sex, wont' you? Yep, you will.

Your mom is an alcoholic, whom I'm assuming you haven't had too much care for eachother by what you're saying... This lady buys you things and wants to meet you. The choice here is obvious. Candy lady wins! :lol:

Yes, a bunch of turds that make a lot of money from it. If you don't like it then don't eat it. Quit crying about it. :wink: If they made you into a burger, I would eat it just to spite you.

Oh man, I was just sitting here and thought of the best idea for a shirt... "Jesus was a cross dresser." That is comedy gold right there.

Does it come with Peptobismal dipping sauce? It should. That's just rediculous, and Burger King is a bunch of turds for even making it. They had this years ago at Hardies, something called the Monster Burger...Get new ideas, burger newbs. There is no sane reason anyone should eat like 2 pounds of meat and 4 slices of cheese.. That said, I would eat that if, and only if, there was no cheese on it...Or maybe 1 slice. Most of the fat/calories surely comes from that. I've lived off of a diet of meat and fruit/vegetables for like 2 years and I lost a lot of weight, so meat doesn't scare me....I don't find it fattening to me personally.

Yea, they work. I've seen videos of guys flying on them...Although not very high nor fast. :P They just could never make them worth making.

Without wires or something? I would doubt it. They tried to make them work all through-out the earlier and mid 1900's, but they just couldn't make it worth it.

Man, I need to start running again so I can freely eat pizza. :lol:

They...don't really..."work".

No offense to English people, but I couldn't image calling my trunk a "boot". I could call an Elevator a "lift", because thats...what it does...But the "boot" thing...I'm glad they changed that. :lol:

I'm not saying it is a conspiracy, because it probably isn't, but you could never know what technology was around then. We don't even know now what we have. The government hides it. We could have little alien-esque space ships for all we know. :P

That's probably not good for your teeth. Brushing is abrasive and just helps aiding in cavaties by wearing off your enamel. I never believed enamel could be taken off so "easily", but it's apparent it's just that easy. That's what they forget to tell you. My girlfriend has been brushing her teeth once per day for her whole life, and she has cavity free, naturally white teeth. I brushed mine 2-3 times per day and I have...I dunno how many cavity's...Probably 6, currently 5 are filled. I live in America where you can't get dental service unless you find someone willing to take your LAME insurance...The waiting list is longer than my arm, surely. Edit: I should add - I do not eat sugary things nor drink soda. Period. My girlfriend does, and drinks like 2 cans of Mountain Dew daily. It isn't fair. :P

You do if you've trained them right :D A ring is like...A very expensive collar, really. Oh my god, I hope my girlfriend doesn't read that. I'd be in so much trouble. I don't actually believe the above statement to be true. Cristy, if you read this, I am sorry. Please don't kill me.