Death45

well excuse me for liking stories that make no sense, well if my stories made sense then they would be boring to read plus at least most of the spelling was correct if you want to read stories that make sense stay away from the fantasy section in the library and start reading adult books like dictionaries or manuals of how to emabarass your children

Greetings Mortals! I am the narrator an unseen voice that appears in TV shows and books. I will tell you about the time I really messed up. Chapter One It was a warm evening. Agroth (that is my name) went to go see his parents. He was an apprentice wizard. He tried to teleport himself to his parent's house but ended up in a T-Rex's stomach. He drew out his sword for he was a better warrior than a wizard. His sword plated with sharpened dragon bones and it had a silver and gold blade he hacked his way out of the T-Rex's stomach. Then a little dragon waddled up to him asking," Can i join you on your journey because your parents were abducted by aliens." "Abducted by aliens??????" I yelled " The readers are smart enough to know that aliens only exist in Sci-Fi movies and comic books, you are gonna get us bad reveiws!!!" Alas he didn't care he just babbled on and on and on and on and on and on and on about aliens. Wait a sec i just read my third sentence and wondered what is a dinosaur doing here? The dragon then grew huge and said he will take Agroth home and perhaps stay with him. But then a lesser demon appeared it slashed at Agroth and wounded him badly. Then a phoenix came and scared off the lesser demon. The phoenix asked" Are you okay?" "Do i look okay????" I replied. Then the phoenix led the dragon whom i was riding to a place called the Red Star hospital. There i was treated with tons of high tech treatments. Wait! high tech eqipment? That dosn't appear for another 1000 years! Then a star cruiser whizzed by. Startled, i took the dragon and phoenix outta there. But unfortunaly it was star cruiser rush hour time. So we couldn't fly outta there. "You are boring the readers!" the phoenix angrily yelled. He pecked me half to death so i couldn't write anymore.

Pretty good story though spelling and captalization could be improved but still it is a pretty good story

One day a knight named (insert name here) saw a (insert name of imaginary animal here) soaring over RuneScape. Then (insert kinght's name here) went to look for the beast. Then he went across a large castle. It had (insert number here) windows and doors, and was perfectly symetrical. There he saw a picture of the animal there. He asked King (insert another name here) about the animal. He said it was disaster in disguise. Then a (size) earthquake split Varrock in half. Now it is called RuneScape's scar. I hope u had fun filling in the blanks. :)

Epologue The asgarnians were wiped out but not their corpes they went back as zombies and their former selves were restored by Sardomin but their old bodies still weren't wiped out..............

It was a dark and stormy night. The warship of Asgarnia has returned. It has not been seen for five years. The towns people of Port Sarim gathered to greet the soldiers. When the ship hit land something was odd about it. The mast was snapped in two, the sails tattered beyond repair, the body of the ship itself was broken up and cracked , the entire ship emitted an eiree green glow. When the gang plank that connected the ship to the port landed no soldiers came out. The bravest man in Port Sarim got his shiny rune armor and went in the ship searching for the missing soldiers. He journeyed through the ship searching everywhere except, in the basement of the gigantic warship. Expecting the worse he went down to the basement. Then he saw a thousand bloody ripped up gored and stabbed through corsps. He got ready to turn back when an eiree sound broke the still night air around him. He turned around and thousands upon thousands of zombies, ghosts, shades and undead things ran for him yelling" YUMMMMMM! HUMAN FLESH, NOT HAVE FOR YEARS!" Terrified the man ran for the exit only to be greeted by the ghostly sailor crew. He took out his rune sword and began fending them off. Scared he ran for the gangplank only to find that the civilians were killed and eaten up by the monsters. The ghostly remains of the civilians chased Joe(that was the man's name) all the way into Falador. He ran for the palace only to find that the white knights and citizens of Falador had been zombified too. He then made a beeline for the monastry. The monks accepted him in. Then when he was sleeping that night a bloodcurling scream awoke him. The undead army were killing the monks! Then he saw Abott Langley fending off the unholy creatures yelling" By the name of Sardomin! Leave this holy place!" He was finished off in about 3 minutes. Then he jumped out of the window and ran for the city of Ardounge teleporting and jumping around. The paladins fended off the zombies and killed them all, but they thought that Joe was carrying a plague so they tried to kill him too. The strongest paladin wanted to kill him. So he waited for the death blow. Then slashhhhhhhhh! His head was severed, the last of the Asgarnians was killed. The End? :?:

This story is a rough draft and should be deleted my real story is on the forums if you liked this story then you would like my much more drastic and graphic story on the forrums

It was dark late at night when Tom woke up remembering the pkers who tried to kill him. It was then he began training vigorously to master each and every skill there is. He was tops at all the skills before you knew it. His sword crafted from the purest runite there is, his sheild encrusted with millions of tiny sparkling diamonds. It was his armor that most people noticed, pure runite and gold mixed together with a bit of coal shined with the gleam of a hundred suns(perhaps the diamonds which were encrusted along with opals and pearls in his armor along the trimming helped). Think thats all his stuff? Think again. his ranging armor crafted from the hide of the King Black Dragon's identical clone, his bow was made from pure diamonds which sparkeled in the morning sun. His Magic armor was made from pure wolf fur(dyed white) and chompy bird feathers, and his staff! It was pure magic tree wood topped with a pure magical ruby orb. Now that we got over the part about his amazing armor his personality altered alot too. He went from being the scared wizard hiding under his mother's bed to a brave omni-warrior. He was also skilled with prayer as he was very religious. Then he thought he was ready to enter the wilderness he thought wrong. He entered the wilderness and trekked through the dark land of Zamorack. After he trekked for a few hours he stopped. Hearing something, it was coming from the west. He journeyed for a few more hours north-west but then about three thousand pkers ran for him, eyes on his valuable armor. He killed all of them but there was one more, the king of pkers. He was a giant! Tom thought. Tom teleported his armor to the bank but did not suceed on teleporting himself. Now left defenseless Tom waited for the blow. He did not have to wait for long beacause the blow killed him. His blood got everywhere his guts ripped apart his..... Am I being a little too drastic for you, sorry. Well the point is he died and it was really messy. But when the pker ripped his heart his soul split in four they each got life and a body. Can you guess who they were? The Archer The Warrior The Wizard and The Monk who travel inside the Lumbrige Swamps every day to today....... If you want to know what happened to Tom's original body read my next story The Wilderness part three: The Eplolouge of Tom.

If u found this hard to read i think u should skip to my third story The Wilderness part 2:Tom's Revenge

Tom was mad that the pkers tried to kill him, so he bought full rune(g). Then he trained his melee skills then he practiced killing lesser demons until he got so good he couldn't get better. Tom decided he was ready to go into the wilderness then A Mysterious Old Man teleported him to a distant maze. " Wow the maze i heard that there are treasures to be found in the middle." But what he didn't count on was that there were greater demons in the way. He hacked and slashed at them with his old rusty rune battle axe. Then they backed off for some reason. A loud roaring sound filled Tom's ears, then before his eyes a red dragon flew into the room. His rune battle axe was not in good shape so there was nothing for him to do but ruuuuunnnnnn! He had a rune battlehammer but it only fit for smashing walls not killing dragons. He smashed the walls to smithereens while he made a beeline for the center. But then the dragon used its foul dragon breath and melted away the remaining walls. Tom got to the center chest and guess what he found inside? Full dragon and a dragon scimitar is the thing he found inside. Plus about 5000 swordfish. With full dragon on him he was definetly ready for the wilderness. He got all the swordfish he could carry and then he set off into the wilderness. At the first sight of a pker he would kill them. He didn't have to look far because then he saw a strong pker killing a weak person, wanting revenge he killed the pker in one fell swoop. But then the weak person tranformed to a dragon demon, very powerful. Tom eqquipped his old dragon longsword and stabbed it into that beast's acursed hide. Then a wave of player killers rushed towards him. He held his dragon scimitar at his side and in one slash killed all the pkers. The remaining ones who stayed behind rushed back to Asgarnia and told all their pker parteners that Tom was their new pker leader. Then Tom was to be crowned pker leader if he could kill 3 lesser demons. He did so in about 3 minutes. Then he wore the pker gold crown(which is really just a party hat painted gold) above his dragon med helm. He was so lucky he thought but what he didnt know what was in store for him next. To Be Continued..... Part 3 will be entitled The Rebellion and will be out shortly

oh i will make my sequel today :D :D

Hey! Its a three part story so the first 1 short the second 1 medium and the third one really long anyways i made this story outta boredom so

Tom looked into the vast land known as the wilderness. "wow. i havent been maging lesser demons in a while" Tom was a master wizard he knew every spell in the book. so he stocked up on runes and trekked into the wilderness. it was a few hours before he heard a noise. it grew louder and louder. Then a huge horde of pkers were running towards him.he was frightened. then he used teleport to ardougne. he went there. he decided to go to the mage arena. he pulled the lever and appeared in the magic arena. then a barrage of fire waves rushed towards him. he ducked then he sent of a few waves of fire blasts. he ran and ran until he got to the bank. suddenly he was teleported to camelot. he didnt know why pkers were at its maximum. he went into the wilderness in search for answers. he then saw a depressing sight it was in front of the dark warriors castle. the ground was blood stained and littered with bodies. he started to run south then a pker who was the most feared 1 swung his dragon 2 handed sword and tom ducked and ran and ran until he was in lumbridge. He went to his house in rimmington and saw that it was june 4th the middle of pker season........ as soon as i get an idea for a sequel ideas will be gratefully accepted please tell me what u think :D

that story was great and long anyways my first story is on top of your's in chapter 2 i think u should put a dwarf multicannon on it that alex uses but messed up the first chapter was great how many chapters will there be anyway? :?:

One fine day in Lumbridge after ruthlessly taking over the underwater cities of Wergerrauah, Tommy decided to do some star gazing. Then he saw the sun swelling to an enormous size and threatening to explode. Shocked, he consulted the water people for help. They said" Don't be silly the sun doesn't exist." Enraged he got out his Abyssal whip and fitted shark teeth on its edges. Then he whipped the dumb aqua man. blood spilled, guts poured and most importantly the aqua man died in a violent death. He decided to go to his best friend Brandon who was a warrior like him. Brandon said"Go to the Monastry mabye the monks will know what you are blabbering about." So he set of to the monastry. When Tommy got there the monks laughed at him and said" Get outta here before you make us laugh our guts out." That enranged Tommy so he took out his dragon battle axe and started beheading the monks. Blood spilled, brains were thrown to the zombies, hearts torn out ruthlessy, guts.....(mabye you get the point) So he went to the Wise Old Man in Draynor village. The sage said" Please do not bother me I am laundering my breifs." That made Tommy really angry so he whipped out his rune scimitar and started slicing the man into little bite sized peices. Then he fed him to some people in a local diner. :twisted: Then Tommy went to the seers in Seer's village apparently they lost their power and had outlived their usefullness so Tommy started killing them all. By the time he was finished killing the monks of Zamorack and the druids. The sun exploded and everyone died even the gods died. Then out of the darkness something started emerging....................... The End?