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Well what do you think of my signature? It looks cool but it's small so i have this other one of Sonic The Hedgehog if you think i should use my other one please say so.

The Retired Dragon Slayer Chapter One:The Family Well after that dragon nearly killed Lisa, Brendan(now 34 years old) dusted off his armor and decided to go looking for that dragon. He was just as athletic as he was before when he was still 24 years old. Though he sold his KBD head to make about 300billion gold peices and is now living in a large house near the dwarven mines. Though Lisa is in a Al-Karidan hospital to be treated for dragonbreath burns and wounds, the rest of the family lived quite well the dragon hide was rare so they were worth about 1million gold peices each, Brad bought a time machine with his allowance and went to the future and returned with a pistol. Steven was a much respected wizard, or mage as they call it these days, he invented the first time spell(which powered Brad's time machine). Brendan was hungry for revenge and longed to see Lisa again, and to see her alive(not at her funeral where he is supposed to look at her corspe). How he was thirsty to see that head of the dragon fall off, blood splurting everywhere and to see the dragon dead. Chapter 2:The Beginning of The Hunt Brendan assembled an army of 16000 men(and 10000 women) then he looked up the dragon in the Rolferd's Picture Dictionary for Noobs, the dragon's body was orange and it's head was covered in a steel-like substance. He found it in the mythology section. It read " The Draconis Steelius or Steeorange Dragon is said to dwell underground and strike when its bored, its head has a powerful substance on it that looks like steel but is harder than rune. The breath of the dragon is said never to kill any human that is a female, but wound them so they eventually die. It's claws are covered in a venom that is like a Kalphite venom. This dragon is only found in mythology and is not real( at least we hope its not )." Armed with knowlege Brendan set out to kill the dragon. Then he found a small section that looked like it it was from the dictionary it read "Oh yeah and we forgot to mention that the dragon is nearly immortal, have a good hunt." How was he supposed to fight something that is immortal? that is impossible and only fools would attempt such a feat. Then a blinding light filled the library "If it is revenge you seek you must control the power of the gods." Chapter 3:The Mage Arena Brendan set off for the mage arena to control the power of the gods. A man said "if you want to learn how to control a power that is such great you must defeat me in pitched magic combat." So he battled the man the man assumed all shapes and sizes though all was defeated. When it came time to get god powerized he decided to pray at the Sardomin pool A sardomin staff and cape appeared. "You have chosen the right choice so with that i bestow on you an infinite amount of all the runes needed to perform spells." said a booming unknown voice. Then something called a rune subsitute appeared in it were infinite amounts of all the runes. Chapter 4: The Battle Brendan took his giant army though only the men came. he sent them in the dragon lair, none came back. He waited and waited when he got in he............. Connection Lost Attempting to Restablish Atempt Failed Atempting Again:Failure Giving Up:Sucess Well The connection is lost but i think you all know what happened next. Trust me it was gruesome........ To Be Continued?(Not! How can it be continued if the main character dies a gory death?,So people stop asking me to write another part because when the main character dies its THE END)

pretty good but of course you know some words would be sensored.

This game is entitled Rune-ettes. You pick a word from the following list and make as many words from it as you can. The words can be slang or abbreviations too. Words ----------------------------------------- 1] Frying Pan 2]RuneScape 3]smackdown verus raw 4]cheater 5]abreviations 6]scary 7]perposterous 8]supercalifragilisticespealidoucous 10]alphabet soup 11]Scary Poppins 12]twisted evil scheme 13]RuneTips 14] Tip.It.Com/RuneScape/ 15]yo moma contest 16]plasma big screen televison 17]rune longsword 18]nothingness 19]mature 20]the devil 21]Sardomin 22]Guthix 23]Zamorack 24]diamond 25]egyptian 25]Scandivanian 26]Captain Underpants 27]porta-potty 28]barbarian 29]sensors 30]commit-a-crime 31]purple potty people 32]ahhhh help help i am being mugged! 33](silence) 34]trapped in a bag 35]this one is really easy so don't get it wrong 36]Paul Revere 37]Disneyland 38]this game 39] thirty nine 40]forty 42]numerical order ____________________________________ more words will be added shortly ,your answers come in your replies. O:)

There once was a king so noble and smart, though he had a funny name funnier than Wart or Tart. He liked to drink beer, Oh Dear! One day he got drunk his brain started to turn to a gunk! So he thunk and thunk, until he again got drunk. His son Prince Gunk saw his that his father was drunk and decided to do something about that! Well Prince Gunk was a great warrior. His sword was feared and so was his rear! He wanted to put his father out of his misery. They lived in the underground cities of Flatuance and Rearendra neigbored by Mypeneus and Scarygragofthe. I know they are funny names. Well Gunk went to his father King Wedge Eee's room. He took out his sword and thought that it will not be nessasary to dirty his blade. He then took out his belt and maurader mask and stated whipping his father. The belt was edged with shark teeth so the task was done fast. His father lay dead in his bed and reamained there for the rest of the night. Prince Gunks was arested the folowing day and his head was thrown to the Lumbridge swamps along with his body. If you own a zombie head guess who's head it is of? Prince Gunks, though even if the head tells you a false tale of being in an accident it only wants to cover its shameful past. The End........

its comedic but also a little short i suggest you edit it and make it a little more discriptive and longer.

yes you should change it i found that weird to read.

cool story are you gonna write more?

ummm usually stories have the main character at the beginning and the bad guy near the middle. :-#

i'd rate it a 7/10 beacause usually stories should be well story-like

true this is a section for stories

pretty good though i think it isn't supposed to be here cause this is a story section not a dictionary 1

i fell asleep while reading it and.... (snore snore snore snore)

Not bad but not good either it could be a little longer and it could be a little more discriptive.

It started all out in a day, which was in a week, which was in a......"Can you hurry it up the readers are growing bored." oh ermm so the day that RuneScape was destroyed September 8,566 the jagex factory exploded. "okay fine i'll tell this story." ------------------------------------------------------------ Chapter One:Brendan's Battle It was a fine morning in which the sky was zamorackian red and the ocean was guthixian green. Brendan awoke suddenly as though something horrid hung over RuneScape. He quickly put on his dragon armor(for he got the fabled Dragon Platebody full helm and kitesheild.). He swiftly ran out of his house door. He went to visit his pet dragon which he could no longer keep because of the immense size and destructive personality. On the way he saw Ned a sailor in Draynor Village " G'day mate." said Brendan. "Eh? What did you say? These old ears can't hear a damn thing." said Ned. "Nevermnd ya old coot!" said Brendan rudely."Did you just call me an old coot?????" said Ned loudly. "Uhhhh, gotta run!"said Brendan swiftly. "You get back here you.... Eh? what am i doing here? This isn't my house.!" When he passed through Lumbridge he saw a horrid sight. A large cloud of dust raced towards him yelling" Get his armor!!!" Horrified he relised that the cloud of dust was really a stampede of newbs! "HELP ME!!!!NOOB ATTACK NOOB ATTACK!!!!" Then a figure with bright yellow eyes which glowed in the sun's magnificent glare. Using a large wave of earth he sent the dumb (well this is a bad word and i'd rather not type it) noobs to Iban's temple. Mintues later a wave of blood swept up from the large abyss screams were heard, horrfying screams that would haunt you till your dying day.... The figure wore bright blue robes with gold trimming on the edge of it. he weilded a staff of alternating colors."Are you all right?" said he."Yeah of course." said Brendan. Brendan looked down the abyss. It was too dark to see a thing."Good." said he. "Now i shall kill you!!" He sent a few fire waves in Brendan's path. His dragon armor protected him, for now anyways. Brendan retailiated by swinging his dragon longsword into the wizard's chest. The wizard fell dead and Brendan picked up his stuff leaving the man naked and revealed. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well chapter two will be up soon.

well it was a curse, and in all horror movies i've seen the people become zombies before the hero gets to them.

when you say a person's story sucked so sorta have to say why it sucked.

The Story of The Barbarian Invasion Part Two:A New Hope Well lets start where i left off shall we? Well Fredrick was the only knight left in the castle. "OH MY GOD!!!! THEY HAVE ABANDONED ME!" shouted Fredrick aloud. "Well not all of us Fredrick...." Fredrick spun around and saw Tomas his old friend hanging from a flag pole by the undergarments. "Hmmm this looks funny i will name it wedgie." said Fredrick. "Can you please get me down from here? This underwear cost me a fortune cause its made out of dragonhide." said Tomas"Ooooo! Oh no i think my buttocks are chafing now oh wait thats only a scratch." "Fine I'll get you down Mr.Bossy." Then he got Tomas off the pole. "Now that that is over what are we gonna do about though barbarians?" Asked Tomas. "Well we could use my invention the wedgie on them." said Fredrick snickering."No their underpants are hard to give a wedgie to." said Tomas. "Hmm we could get a job in a patent office." said an unknown voice behind them. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh wait the unknown voice actually belonged to Prince Rillian who was noogied so he had a slight bald spot on his head. "Your highness you frightened us!" said the two knights in unison. "Sorry, so do you want to work in a patent office?" "No we don't we wanna wipe out the barbarians." said Fredrick. "No we......." began Tomas "Shut Up!" whispered Fredrick harshly. "I mean yes we do want to kill the barbarians." said Tomas. "Well, If you guys are going to kill barbarians, you need better armor than white armor."said Rillian. So with that the prince got the duo sky blue armor with [bleep]y edges made out of gold. "Brutal Runeite Armor."explained the prince"Best armor next to dragon." So the two put on the runenite armor but found that the rune platebody rejected them. They remembered that to wear rune stuff they had to kill the dragon Elvarg on Crandor Isle. They decided to team up on the dragon. So, wearing their best armor which was Brutal Adamant Armor, they went to slay the beast.With a dragon scimitar in hand and coca cola in inventory they teamed on the dragon. The poor dragon never had a chance. They wiped it out with one Fire Wave spell and three hits with their dragon scimitars. They feared the beast might be alive so they forced coca cola down its throat, for water kills all fire breathing dragons and coca cola was closly related to water. Then they put on their rune platebpdies proudly but found that to go to the bath room the platelegs had to go entirely off."We are not ready to fight the barbarians yet." said Fredrick abrubtly. "What do you mean? we have the second best armor and everything."said Tomas."Well imagine this, even though we have the second best armor in all of Gielinor there are hundreds of barbarians and only two of us. Do you really think we have a chance?"said Fredrick logically. "Well no" said Tomas sadly. "We will have to build up an army." So with that the two started hanging posters all over Gielinor(except where barbarians lived) They were recruiting people to join the army. Within a few short days they had over one thousand men and over 500 women in their army. "Now the only problem is training these freeloaders into disciplined warriors." --------------------------------------------- Uhhhh this may take a while, for the people in the army are indeed strong but are undisciplined and are freeloaders that waltz into people's houses without their prior knowlege. TO BE CONTINUED?......................... Don't miss The Story Of the Barbarian Invasion:Part three: The Big Bad Battle O:)

The Story Of the Barbarian Invasion:Part one The invasion Blood spilled, guts poured, countless of people were slaughtered in that terrible invasion. Skulls were smashed, brains were crushed by those terribly uncivilized people. It started out on a fine day. Fredrick was in the training area of the White Knights castle, where he worked as a white knight acotlyte. " Well another boring day for another boring patrol." said Fredrick glumly. Then Falador's ambassador rushed into the training arena blood on his face, and his arms severed. "Glub bub gah quack bubunhgjs." mumbled the ambassador, who dropped dead on the ground as soon as the "s" was pronounced. Fredrick was very concerned, the ambassador was sent to Lumbridge for negociations the newbs and noobie civilians and guards couldn't have killed him. So he must've gotten injured before he made it to Lumbridge. "It could be the Black Knights" inquired Tomas, the captain of the patrol of the city gates and perimeters. "Impossible, that one guy defeated the black knights months ago." said Fredrick. "Oh yeah." thoughts rushed through Fredricks mind. Unfortunatly they were going too fast that i didn't have a chance to write them down. Another day, another boring disaster, thought Fredrick as he awoke from his slumber. He wasn't dissapointed however, civilians have reported seeing their friends and family get shot with arrows and sliced with flying axes, thrown by vague figures that they couldn't reconise. This is sooo boring, thought Fredrick. The rest of the day was calm so there wasn't much to write about i'll skip to the next day. This day was boring too. I'll just skip to the next week. Oh yeah and if you are wondering what happened in the week I'll tell you. Eat, patrol, train, eat again, train again, polish armor, patrol again, repeat that about 7 times and you got the week. Next week at percisly 3pm, it happened. A loud screaming was heard in the distance. The screaming turned to yelling, then hollering. then chanting aloud."Atackattackattackattackattackattackattack" Then, BOOM! A huge explosion was heard. barbarians flooded the city. Now we are where i started out and i won't tell it again. After the surviving townspeople fled to the underground tunnels, the city was in ruins what that was once a great and powerful city was now a huge ruin even the castle lay in bits. To be continued............................................ ------------------------------------------ Well thats part one of my story please tell me how i can improve part two and please don't say spelling and grammar i know because i really wrote this at 8:00pm

I sugest in the sequel you cut the swearing out swearing can get you into trouble. Or kicked off the forums. :-#

lol a chicken cheated on you? that is hilarious though i agree what is the moral of this story?

I just edited it i didn't use paragraphs because i don't want to type too long if you really want paragraphs go read my other story about the dragon slayer.

Fine i'll edit this give it a better title and not use real player names but i will add more graphic violence plus i can't use paragraphs if i tried the Tip.It system gets rid of the indentations and stuff.

Hello! people reveiws please i can't do a thing such as write a sequel where everyone dies if i don't get no reveiws!

Chapter One It all started out when Brendan's dad was eaten up by a dragon. He was very angry at first. Then he decided to do something about it. He trained every day on shades and zombies to get stronger. Then one day just after he killed a shade a scroll appeared. It read " Come seek this treasure if you dare but be forewarned you might not make it back." Then there was a map he followed the map until he was near Lumbridge Swamps, he ventured foreward. The map said dig with a spade near the 40th tree then run a lap around the cave entrance then it said something should appear. Then a King Lesser Demon appeared it attacked Brendan and almost beheaded him. All Brendan had was a rune scimitar and no armor so using the enivronment for cover he went into the trees and into the murky ground the Demon gave up its search and decided to rest a while and it dozed off. Then from out of the trees ran Brendan he quickly beheaded the beast. Another scroll appeared it said " DIG HERE." He digged and then he hit a chest. He needed a key to open it. He got an idea and he skinned the demon and found a key embedded in it's stomach. Then he opened the shest and found what the people called full rune gold trimmed he put it on except the platebody for he needed to defeat a dragon on Crandor Isle to wear it. He then sold his rune scimitar and bought a rune chainbody. With that he set off to the only thing in his path to wear the mighty rune platebody, the green dragon of Crandor isle. He set off there by boat. Then when he got to the dragon chamber the dragon tried to fry him but he put on the rune claws that was in the chest also and he clawed at the beast he slased and scratched the monster but then his claws broke! He was defenseless but then he remembered his spade and he kept on spanking the dragon with that. The cruel and unusual punishment was too much for the dragon and it dropped dead. Brendan could finally put on his rune platebody gold trimmed. Chapter 2 Brendan now had the most treasured armor in the world. Or did he? He remembered reading abput something back when he was a kid something called dragon armor. The dragon chainbody was protected by the powerful Kalphite Queen. She was much stronger than he was, so he set off to seek out his friend Aggrra he was a mighty barbarian who was civilized and skilled in the art of ranged. Aggrra agreed to help him. So he set out to find his friend Steve who was skilled in the art of magic. With that the three friends set off to the desert. When they reached the chamber of the Kalphite Queen he bombarded her with spells arrows and battle axe hacks she was finished off and Brendan now had a dragon chainbody. That was all he needed, or was it? He needed more dragon armor so he went to the wilderness a dangerous area where evil rules all and the name of goodness is dirt. He wanted to kill a rival of his named Tommy The Terrible. So he found Tommy and then killed him Brendan then took his dragon platelegs and dragon longsword. Now he needed a dragon square sheild so he took one from the Hall Of Zamorack display case. He was all set now he set off to get an almighty cape obtained only by killing the mighty Tz-Tok-Jad. On the way back he saw a girl run past him being followed by an evil looking warrior Brendan threw his dragon longsword into the attacker's lungs and killed him.Then the girl who's name he found out was Lisa went back and thanked him, they were close friends from that moment on. When he arrived at the dwelling lace of the Tz-Tok-Jad he punctured his kighty dragon longsword into the beast's chest it was an easy victory. He then got the Fire Cape, the sign of a true warrior. Chapter 3 With his armor he set out to the deep wilderness and he went to kill dragons. He first went to the Red Dragon dwelling and he killed all of its inhabitants he skinned them and got their hides. Afterwards he went to the black dragon chamber he dragons were really aggressive and he almost got killed but he used something called a bo-omb that was made from coal, hot oil and mithril metal and he blew up all the dragons. Then Brendan skinned them and got their hides. When he went back to his home in the underground tunnels that he digged himself. On his way back he saw Lisa again and he invited her to his home. When the two got there Brendan began hanging up the hides to dry Lisa on the other hand was exploring the tunnels. Then a scream was heard. Brendan rushed to the sound and found Lisa being attacked by a theif named Sly that broke into his home. Brendan got out his trusty dragon longsword and killed Sly. Then Lisa got up to him and kissed him. Then she left for her home in Falador. When the hides were dry Brendan made dragonhide armor out of them and displayed them in a case. Brendan then started for the wilderness again when he found Lisa uncounsious on the floor he did the only logical thing, pour ice cold water all over her. She awoke with a skock. Brendan then continued into the wilderness to the King Black Dragon lair. The King Black Dragon mauled him and almost killed him. Brendan retaliated by getting his dragon longesword out and slashing at the dragon. Blood spilled, guts severed, organs damged the King Black Dragon then dropped dead on the ground. He found a large DragonHead and decided to salt it and hang it on his wall. When he returned to his house and hanged the head. He decided to add a throne room to his home. So he made one. Then he decided to retire from his Dragon Slaying and settle down to a peaceful life. Epologue That is the end of the story Brendan ended up getting married to Lisa. They had 2 boys named Steven and Brad. They ended up living in Brendan's tunnels he dug rooms for himself and his sons. But then a dragon attacked and nearly killed Lisa!...... Here we go again!