Death45

In the random events guide it said something about a random event birds nest, i have been woodcutting for many months and yet not once have i gotten that random event nor have i seen other players get it, if it were members only it would've said so, but how in the world do you get that random event?!?!? It says by chopping wood i did so and still nothing happened i once chopped wood for 4 hours straight i got lots a tree spirits but NOOOOO birds nest! If you have ever gotten that random event i need help and an explanation of it.

Phew! I got back without being seen i will continue this story where i left off....... fly them away to saftey. Avvarocka looked at me when i was recording this very event, so did my dragon so i couldn't continue because the scratching of an feather quill is very annoying to sleepers. We made it to an uncharted island where we plotted our next course, "The dragons aren't that strong, so i suggest we go to Sardomin's ruins to Find the Arm Ring Of Power." suggested Avvarocka. "Who are you calling weak?,"said the dragons in unison. Then a girl who looked as though she had not left the island since her birth appeared from out of the brush. There were no animals on the island so he was not wearing any clothes, we had some bear fur left so we made a shirt a dress and some rabbit skin underwear for her because we cannot stand nakedness! The girl knew how to talk but it appeared that her mother died before naming her. She said "Well, now that you and your dragons are here i know where these ancient ruins are because i use magic to cast my astral projection to go and explore the world!" The page had a rip here and i can't write what was on the following page without completing this this first so i will find that peice whether it takes me forever! Oh no! The monks of Iban are trying to find the pages too i have to go into hiding and i cannot recontinue my search for the page fragment until i receive my rune armor again.

I was lucky to get into the Library unseen, Reldo was one of my friends so he didn't alert the guards, after endless hours of searching i found three crumpled up pages that continued the story. Avvarocka and the dragon flew away from the desert and into the heart of the Skeleton Chamber, a forbidden zone in the maze of evil. That is when I an adventurer who had been following Avvarocka decided to show myself. "Hello, my name is Alfred, I have been following you closely to record the events that happened."I said. Then i took out a dragon egg that had the color of a topaz and asked of i could borrow the ring to make the egg hatch. "Sure, the more the merrier!"said Avvarocka. The egg hatched and a huge yellow dragon, who was the guardian of the sun's son, grew immensly and was soon big enough to......... Uh oh! I've been seen! I cannot continue to write this story here for fear of being caught! I will take the pages and flee to my home above the archery shop.

The following story i copied from a page i found while wandering through Varrock, it didn't seem to have a cover but it seemed to be torn out of a book. A journal in fact the writing was hardly readable except to me i coudn't display the page because i loaned it to the Varrock Musuem The red dragon stirred in its sleep, "No it is not time yet to awaken." thought the creature. The last five dragons were each guardians of their own land. The red dragon guards the land, the blue dragon guards the sea, the white dragon circled the skies before the time of their great slumber,the brown dragon handled all dwarven matters that were underground, and the green dragon was the only one awake because it was the dragon king. Though he had tried many times he could not awaken his comrades, the sleep was an enchanted one only one who posseses the Arm Ring Of Power and the Ring of Speed along with the Mystic belt could awaken the dragons from their slumber. The three artifacts were spread across Gielinor, the green dragon couldn't go out of his temple for fear of being killed for his hide. But one day, many years later a seismic event caused three great pits to open up, in each of the pits were the power items. Avvarocka creator of Varrock was just a young adventurer at the time, he ventured far from his camp but one day he came across a temple, inside was a dragon, the dragon awoke with a start, it was the king of all dragons! Avvarocka said "Hey I know you!, You are that one dragon that banished Zamorack from the land!" "Yes I am, yes I am."said the green dragon "Okay enough talk, you are the chosen one! You have a confused look on your face i will explain, as you remember three years ago a huge earthquake struck, three power items that will release the dragons from their slumber are in three pits, one in the desert, one in the volcano, and one in the ancient ruins of Sardomin, you are the one chosen to go and find the items i cannot because i will get killed." "Nah! I will choose to ignore the items."said Avvarrocka. "Fine! it's your life!"said the green dragon sadly. Three years later, Zamorack invaded the land, Sardomin was on probation for being annoying to Zamorack and Guthix. The humans couldn't stop Zamorack, who had a fast growing newborn son he named Iban. Avvarocka realised that the dragon, when awakened can stop Zamorack! So he went to the temple only to find the king dragon dead, eaten halfway through and rotted. Avvarocka knew that without the dragon king the dragon couldn't awaken, but then he spotted an egg on the ground, a green egg. When he picked it up it hatched and a baby green dragon edged out. The green dragon's age could be boosted by using the Ring Of Speed so the desert was their first stop. It was obvious where it was because there was a sign saying" Come see the great big hole!" He took the ring and instantly a cage dropped around the hole! He had the ring so he let the dragon touch it and instantly it grew to be 18! The dragon told him"Ride me i will bust outta this cage!" Avvarocka did so and the dragon took off!" The Page i was writing this from had a tear in it so i couldn't write it down any more. I suspect that the other page was in the Varrock Library so i will go there now....

Oh i guess i should change the source of the explosion to coal and oil instead of diesel fuel, and that if there are teleport spells there must be time spells so going into the future robbing a store and going back would make a little sese if explained correctly.

He is according to this article a great guy, and friend, i wish i had started playing RS sooner so i could know him. :cry:

Twas a fine day in Varrock, the rocks were all clean and the Guards all diaper changed. Byott was an adventurer who had come to Varrock to see its valuable rocks. He wasn't granted passage so he decided to spank the Guards who wouldn't let him enter. He wanted to kill them though if he did then he would have to kill a lot more. The guards broke down crying and got their trousers wet. A yellowish liquid flowed through their pantsies and reeked of a rank odor. Byott then went into Varrock and went to the National Rock Musuem. There he saw rocks of all kinds, flat, round, circular, lava,and ruby. Then Byott saw a strange creature fly over Varrock. He had no weapon to fend it off with and he was a miner not a animal hunter. I hate this story that I am typing down right now but alas i must continue for the readers and to get unbored. Anyways..... Byott went to the armory and stabbed the owner with a rock he picked up on the street. He looted the place but found no rune armor so he decided to kill Champion Guild keepers. He agressively killed the inhabitants of the guild and stole the rune armor he still had no platebody so he ventured off for Edgevill for his armor and to continue killing people. Oziach refused to sell him a rune platebody so using his rune longsword Byott stabbed him. Byott looted the place and wore a rune platebody and sold the stuff he looted for a fortune. Byott was very rich but the source of his wealth was unknown. But he was a murderer. He silently killed people. Blood dirtied his hands every night. Byott one day found this rich girl but she had too many bodyguards for him to kill. He decided to "ask her out". She agreed and they dated Byott was unknowingly plotting to kill Molly. Molly was deeply in love with him so she never expected a thing. Well her bodyguards were suspicious of Byott. They warned her not to go out with him, but she was smitten in love with him so she fired most of them but she hired new ones. For five more years they dated when Byott asked Molly to marry him. After their wedding day and on their honeymoon Molly mysteriously died or so the locals said. The truth is that Byott killed her. He stole her fortune and was soon the richest man ever. But he had no one to share his wealth with... Fifteen years later he realized what a horrible mistake he had made by killing Molly. Now he was all alone and nobody cared for him anymore. Sure he was rich but he was lonely, soon he started drinking. The beer caused him to get drunk. One day his loneliness and his drunken conditions got the better of him. He commited suicide later that day. But before that happened he shot all his money high up in the air. Soon beasts began eating them and when they die they tend to drop it........ This contents of this story are not to be copied and is read only through the Tip.It forums.

#1: After you die some people saw you are reborn in another body some people say you go to hevean or hell, but what really is the thing that happens? (Many answers possible) #2:A man walks up to you in a sanwich shop and waves a 100$ bill in front of you. Do you..... a] Walk away slowly b]alert the authorities c]accept the money d]Karate chop the freakin guy #3:You are in a dark alley a voice is heard saying "Go to the peir." Do you... A]Go to the peir B]Commite Suicide C]Run Away Screaming D]Alert the authorities #4:A bomb is dropped you are the last human person on earth. Do you..... A]Commit Suicide B]Have some "fun" C]Babble Indistinctivly D]Try and find another human person of the opposite gender #5:A group of pkers approaches you and your girlfriend in the wilderness you want to teleport but your girl friend dosn't have law runes. What will you do? #6: Do you like to watch SpongeBob Squarepants? ______________________________________________________ Well thats all the questions i have i will read your answer's later and pm you REMEMBER THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS!

Author's Note: It is highly suggested you find out stuff about the Mario games otherwise this story won't make sense to you you can still read it because it is partially humorous although it won't make much sense. It was a fine day in Peach's kindom which was located in a GameBoy Advance Sp, Mario was sick of being controlled by some kid with sweaty hands so he broke the glass/plastic GameBoy screen then Bowser teamed up with Wart and casted a spell which turned all the Toads evil. In lines of 17 they marched out of the broken glass led by Bowser and Wart then they spotted a computer that had the picture of a medeval village on it then they marched right into RuneScape! Mario was shocked of what he had done so he took his brother Luigi and his rival Wario and went into RuneScape..... Brendan woke up from his slumber of a thousand years, "Something is wrong in RuneScape otherwise i would've still been dreaming about that hot girl in the bar."thought Brendan. Jagex then shut down and RuneScape was no longer under Jagex control. When Mario and his friends reached RuneScape, they had a shotgun machine gun and lightsaber whoch they stole from Super Smash Bros. Melee, the Toads were zombiefied! So using a anceint Jedi Skill they used the force which they had learned from playing Star Wars episode III revenge of the sith, and lifted the Toads into the air but the Toads got out their Katanas which they took from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and destroyed the force! Brendan arrived at the scene but then he was dragged down by the millions of Toads, Mario ate a FireFlower and transformed into Fire Mario. Then Mario threw fireballs at the toads they each died and dropped coins and Green 1up mushrooms they all took some mushrooms just in case something goes wrong. "Well we drove off those Toads are you okay stranger?,"asked Mario. "I would be if you hadn't fried my rear end!,"said Brendan angrily. Luigi said" Well we should get moving to fight Bowser and Wart." "Who?"said Brendan. "Nevermind you should stay outta the way!"said Wario angrily. Meanwhile..... Bowser and Toad were living the good life in Asgarnia where they ruthlessly took over the Kindom. The Toads Rampaged through RuneScape turning it modern and not medeval. Horses turned into cars cottages turned into houses and so on. Meanwhile again.... Mario redevoused with his friends in the Draynor sewers and the undead things turned into graves. Mario then took the 1up mushrooms and planted 1 to grow more. But then Toads ran through the sewers and destroyed everyone... Except Brendan..... To Be Continued....... Will Brendan be smart enough to give his new friends the 1up mushrooms find out next on Resident RuneScape:Mushroom Outbreak.....

Thnx just a few more replis and i will add The God Wars II Sardomin vs Guthix (In that one the sport is basketball)

Once there were four creatures who were born at the same time. Here are their names. ____________________________ 1] Name:Scratchery Race:Cat Parental Records:Unknown ------ 2] Name: Demonic Race:Demon Parental Records:KBD and A Female Lesser Demon ------ 3] Name:Aggroth Race:Human Parental Records:Wise Old Man + Sanwich Lady ---- 4] Name:Impish Race:Imp Parental Records:Tooth Fairy+Imp _________________________________________ Well the four met in elementary school where they became good friends. Scratchery was the class pet who could talk. Though he was a cat Scratchery was a great wizard. Demonic wasn't that skilled though his strength was immense. Aggroth was skilled in meleeing and smithing. Impish wasn't at all skilled though he could teleport without using expensive law runes. Aggroth once said in college "After we graduate and Impish flunks us four have to go make something out of ourselves." All the four of them agreed. After graduation day they found out about this mysterious frontier called the Wilderness a land ruled by eternal darkness and a land where evil is around every corner. They decided to send Impish to check it out because at the first sign of danger he could teleport outta there. Well Impish agreed and went there for a good full week before he teleported to the bathroom. "Well how was the Wilderness?" asked Demonic. "Well i saw your parents there and they wanted me to give you this picnic basket." replied Impish. "Oh yeah and after they gave me the basket to give you a dark voice was heard a giantic blade cut through the night air not to mention your parents.." said Impish grimly. Well i should skip to their adult hood because the rest of their teen years were miserable and their parents all died. Aggroth ran from the dark lord Zamorack as he followed in hot pursuit. When he got to the normal land Zamorack threw his blade and hundreds of innocent people were slaughtered along with 50 not so innocent people. Impish who had learned how to teleport others got there in the nick of time and teleported Aggroth outta there. "Phew thanks Impish!" said Aggroth out of breath. Impish who had given up his ability to talk to learn how to fight just gave Aggroth a nod. Demonic flew in because his demon wings had matured and were ready to fly. Then Scratchery went to the scene through a hole. Demonic's evil twim Cinomed caught up with him and started killing him. Then Aggroth casted a Sardomin strike upon the monster and it vanished. Then Bob the cat appeared and started talking to Scratchery in cat talk "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!" Mortified Scratchery fainted. END OF CHAPTER ONE.........

Okay but i am just saying normally strories that have intros are usualy followed by a first chapter if not an entire story, i mean an intro by itself is useless and a useless intro is basically useless.

What is your favorite songs that come on the radio? Mine is B5's Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf and.. Bowling Soup's 1985 Both from Radio Disney

This is pretty good.

Whoa this looks more like a poem than others because it's in itallics.

Pretty good though what's with all the spaces?

Wow this is errr great? The poem is good but the main plot is unknown so you might wanna add it. =D>

Name:Death45 Gender:Male Powers:Undead ones and Magic Race:Unknown Location:Unknown Occupation:Lame Storyteller Quote:I hate my job..... War 1 Guthix vs Zamorack _____________ This event took place when the gods walked Gielinor and Llamas still talked. __________________________ Bratamius The Bearded was a loyal monk to the great Sardomin. He was a great warrior that simply lived for killing Zamorackian followers.ne day while going shopping for new battle axes he saw a Guthix follower being harrased by Zamorack himself! "If Zamorack was harrasing this Guthix follower then Guthix must be on Sardomin's side, for now anyway." Bratamius pondered aloud. Then Zamorack casted a spell that summoned a flash of a million suns and a screaming matched only by the screaming of 25 sireins. A huge beast appeared and picked up the Guthix follower who was now fainted. Taking careful aim, Bratamius flung his axe at the beast, it was a boomerang axe so it acidentally chopped a lady's head off on its was back to Bratamius. "Honey!" yelled a nearby man."You killed my girlfriend you (bleep)." "It was an accident i am sorry." "Okay than nevermind she was an alcholic and she would've died while riding a wagon pulled by a Talking llama." Then Guthix swept down and a green light filled the area, Swallowing up Zamorack and the beast. But then a red light filled the area and Zamorack and Guthix were locked in close range combat. Then Guthix's dog ran up to defend Guthix. His dog was never seen again. Zamorack then declared war against Guthix. When the day of the war came many spectators including Sardomin and Iban not to mention Zaros who was in the form of a black cat wearing a collar that said Bob on it. The local troll was selling popcorn for many people. Bratamius sat next to Sardomin who said "I hear the war isn't fighting it is soccer. I really hope Guthix wins because i can't bear to see Zamorack's name on the trophy." Then Iban said "Go Zamorack! Bring home the trophy!" Zaros simply meowed. Guthix has the ball going down the feild, then he kicks the ball! Ooooh so close it was blocked by the claw of the lesser demon goalie. Zamorack in possesion, going down the feild and BAAAAMMMMM!!! Guthix casted a Fire Wave and stole the ball! He then casted the Wrath of Iban spell on the goalie who dropped dead and then he kicked the ball in the net!!! "Oh so you are playing dirty eh Guthix?" said Zamorack "Well two can play at that game!" Guthix remained silent. "Oh no are you using a marco?"said Zamorack suddenly. "Heck no!"said Guthix abruptly. Zamorack in posession running down the feild and he kicks but pops the ball with his feet. Guthix conjured up a fire ball and said"Why don't we play this the god way?" "Well if you insist."said Zamorack. The fire ball was gaining size and power. Then Zamorack kicked the ball into Guthix's net only to be stopped with a water wave which extinguished the ball. Then Guthix in possession and he kicks the ball only inches away from missing the goal but he made it! Then Zamorack started complaining and swearing so the coach disqualified him. GUTHIX WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _____________________________________ Here is the scoreboard Zamorack-0 ________________________________ Guthix-2 ___________________________ Then Guthix received a trophy which said best player ever....... Don't miss War II Guthix vs Sardomin coming soon! __________________ Guthix VS Saradomin _____________ A long time ago in a RuneScape world far far away. Two gods were warring over who gets the last ravioli in the refridgerator. The gods were Saradomin and Guthix. They warred and warred spilling more blood with each passing milisecond. They warred until Saradomin said, "Im tired of fighting mabye we should just split the ravioli 50/50?" "No!" said Guthix angrily," We shall have a race." Saradomin said," Sure, why not? First one to Lumbridge wins." And thus the race began a few months later, the two gods met at the very tip of the Wilderness each with their own racing team. Saradomin's group was mainly mages. Guthix's group were mostly rangers. And in all they were all noobs. Saradomin said, "First one to Lumbridge wins!" Then Guthix said, "No fighting each other either." And thus the race really began. Saradomin's group were nearing the hellhounds when they charged Saradomin presented an I.D card to the hellhounds that said "Saradomin, Occupation: God, Home Entrana". That was a very stupid thing to do because the hellhounds belonged to Zamorak and they all hated Saradomin. The hellhounds attacked. Saradomin summoned the strength of, wait for it........ Himself! So the Saradomin Strike he conjured smashed throught the hellhound ranks and cleared a path for his group. They marched onward. Meanwhile..... Guthix's group was having a minor skirmish with the black dragons. They fought and fought. They fought until Guthix got mad and transformed into the Tz-Tok-Jad. The dragons ran away crying for their mommies. Guthix's group treaded into the bleak Wilderness, not knowing what lay ahead. Meanwhile(again).... Saradomin and Guthix's group met up at last. They were bloodstained weary and angry. Not bearing in mind what Guthix said about not fighting and charged onward. Suddenly, all the arrows smashed into Saradomin, killing him. He dissapeared and guess where he turned up? Lumbridge! He got the ravioli but i has expired already and on the first bite Saradomin fainted. Guthix tried the ravioli and fell into a thousand year coma.

That story didn't really make sense because you can't go to Lumbridge just after Tutorial Island with only wind strike as a spell and learn teleport to lumbridge in the same day unless you really are obsessed.

Pretty good story but it could use some imporovemnts and try not to stay too close to RuneScape as that is the main problem that and the fact that you used real RuneScape names.

Marcoing is stupid! Anyways who in their right mind would let some machine have the fun of playing runescape while they are lounging around? Well i know what are the signs of a marcoer, When you talk to them they don't respond and are doing something to rasise a certain skill(either that or their public chat is off) When they are getting mauled by a random event they stay there and do what they were doing until they die.(trust me i saw it happen in Karamja once) and if they continually get fireworks above their head and don't yell out loud "Yess I am lvl (insert lvl here) in (insert skill here)!"(either that or they just don't like bragging.) If you see these signs and that person had a reputation of cheating in RuneScape, report them IMMEDIATLY! O:) That's right i said IMMEDIATLY!!!!! We do not want players such as those to make the game worse for everyone else.

Okay i will make up another part of the story. Name:Death45 Race:Undead Location:Unknown Hobbies:Slaying, Killing, Slaughtering, and stealing..... _________________________________ Resident Was dead.... Or was he? It was all pitch black and the light emitting from the portal he entered diminished. He was all alone now nobody was here to help him out of this mess. Wearing his armor... oh wait his armor wasn't on him! Now wearing clothes he went in search of an exit. Then a figure jumped out in front of him wearing pitch black armor that wasn't normal black armor it had a godly aura emiting from it. "Who the hell are you?" said resident. "I am known by many names the one i am using right now is Death."said the figure. "Get me outta here fool!" said Resident. "I wouldn't be calling me a fool ya fool, I created the place you are in right now though it is yet to be named."said Death sagely. Then Resident spotted some normal black armor lying on the floor a skeleton wearing it, he put on the armor and was tranformed to the undead..... "You fool only a fool would put on the forbidden armor ya fool, thats right i called you a fool." said Death. Then raising an undead hand Resident swung his Forbidden sword at Death. Death dodged it easily. Then Death pressed a button and all of Gielinor blew up and the molocules went to the unamed land. The place looked exactly like Gielinor although it was named RuneScape."Happy now i brought your stupid friends and family here." "Whatever." And that ended it because then three gods named Sardomin ,Guthix ,and Zamorack killed me Death45 the stroyteller and so i will not be able to tell you what happened next. Poor Death his rotted fingers were on the freakin keyboard for some time now so he smashed the computer.

I think this sorta ummm how can i put this 7/10. It's good but not that good.

okay i changed it i know it still looks dumb and freakishly small but its better than my last 1 I think because so many of you say my old sig sucked and there just wasn't enough ppl saying it was kool.

Duh i got this sig off tinypic its premade and unwanted so i wanted to be original, plus i have no idea how to design my own sig and i'm not very talented when it comes to computers so i am completly clueless of how to design a signature, and the smilies are EVIL they support the picture. So if you think my sig sux then i need to know how to design my own sig then mabye it would be better.(and more violent)......