Death45

then im not gonna continue it. lock plz.

Hi all, I'm the a disciple of the Storyteller Guild. I have been tracking down noobs lately and it surprises me what noobs will do for money items and etc. Here are a few stories of my more "memorable" observations. When I first set out on my adventure I went to Varrock to search for interesting subjects. That's when I saw a guy by the fountain yelling "GIVING AWAY 1MIL FOR FREE!". Almost instantly, a mob of noobs gathered around him, hoping to get the supposed 1 million coins. "YOU THERE! YOU LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO DESERVES MONEY!" the man yelled to a noob in cow skin armor. "WHAT'S YOUR NAME???" he asked loudly. "Umm. My name is Hershall and I need money," said the noob. Seeing an interesting subject for a story, I followed Hershall and the scammer. "Now, all you need to do for the 1mil is to take this steak and go kill Count Draynor," said the scammer. He then handed Hershall a steak (and yes I mean the meat steak and not the vampireslaying stake). "But isn't Count Draynor supposed to be strong and cranky?" said Hershall. "Yes he is, so take this radish as it shall weaken him," the scammer said. "But vampires are supposed to be weak against garlic, not radish," said Hershall, he was turning out to be one smart noob. "Count Draynor is different," said the scammer, "He is weak to radishes and valuable items, I'll even come with you." "Well I appreciate that type of friendship so I will go kill him," said Hershall, "And who the hell are you?!" "Uh oh, I'm caught," said the pickpocket. As the pickpocket ran off the scammer said, " Well, take all of your money and valuables when you fight Count Draynor." "But what if I die, I will lose everything," objected Hershall. "Don't worry, he will be too weakened to kill," said the scammer. "Sounds good to me," said Hershall. Well, no noob can be that smart. [i will continue this later]

Became a mod after i threatened to sue Jagex for ruining the lives of kids everywhere. <------------ Could happen.

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You swing your axe at the tree. The tree grows back. You try again. The tree flips you off. You give up. The tree follows you. You swing your axe at the tree. It shoots you with a 44. Magnum Revolver (or whatever its called) You go to the hospital. The tree is a nurse. You swing your axe at the tree. The Mysterious Old Man appears. The tree spirits mob him. You pay them 50 bucks. They kill you.

Eat candy, lots and lots of candy. And drink coffee gallons upon gallons of coffee. You'll probably get fat but you'll be awake that night.

If she had a gun i'd say the punishment fits. but if its only ammunition then the punishment doesn't fit. the worse you can do to someone with a bullet and you don't have a gun is throw the bullet at them and bruise them.

Name- Evola Race- Squid Gender- Both Profession- Assassin Likes- Big explosions and sardine chips. Dislikes- Sushi and harpoon guns. Friends- Elektra, Naruto, Ichigo, Ash, Obi Wan, Agumon, and Homer Simpson. History- Born in the seas of planet Ocenia, and has studied pyrotechnics for most of its life. He got embroiled in the civil war and decided to remain neutral, blowing up either side at random moments. He has become alienated from both sides and has been forced to ally himself with the lycans in their war against vampires.

It is highly likely that there are life supporting planets somewhere in the universe so "aliens" do exist. But I doubt that they go around in flying milk saucers destroying planets. And I also doubt that humans have seen extraterrestrials over buildings in fields and such. They are out there and don't forget they don't consider themselves aliens, to them we are the aliens. If they are in this galaxy then they would have to build a spaceship that goes close to the speed of light in order to reach us. So if you see a UFO in your backyard then it is likely that you are seeing a new plane that the government is testing out. To all of you that say that we are the only intelligent life in the universe, remember the size of the universe it would be illogical to just say that we are the only life in the universe besides germs. But it would be absurd to assume that there are aliens in UFOs are probing any humans who happen to see them.

if a ghost started bothering me i'd yell SHUT THE HELL UP!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!! And if i saw the ghost i'd shake hands with it and offer it a business proposition. "I'll give you a nice place to live in exchange for your help to start a paranormal investigation agency." If it says no and tries to possess me i'll run home and hide under my bed covers.

well there could be more than single-celled organisms in the universe. and if "aliens" ever visited earth i highly doubt that they will take out laser guns and start rampaging. they most likely would be creatures like us except with different colored skin or different skin (scales, leather, metal[ doubt that it'll be metal]). and they will be different than us meaning they could probably survive in temperatures that are either to hot or too cold to support human life so i disagree that the planet would have to be the exact distance as earth is from the sun in order to support intelligent life. i feel like i'm forgetting something, if any1 sees what then please point that out.

How about proof? When u have to stay after hours bring a camera and take pics to post here and don't fake it because i'll know.

my family doesn't wanna take the chance of me not liking the present so I always get money $20-$50. Unless I ask for something on my birthday or christmas I always get money, except from my friends, they know what to get me.

Gets ripped apart by grizzly bears and put back together and brought back to life, only to be impaled by thirteen swords. I pick up the gp and spend it on beer.

If it is possible then the zombies would either kill us all or enslave us. After all, there are more dead people than alive and if all of the dead suddenly came back to life, we're dead. And I mean the corpses that rotted away too, they'd be reconstructed to a primal level and we'd have to either flee from Earth or drop several nukes where the zombies are coming from, killing them and thousands of humans too.

bring a laptop and set up a webcam and put it on record so you can have proof. then since most ppl are afraid of ghosts, when ur boss finds out about your proof he'll pay or promote you to keep you quiet. or kill you but i'm not sure what kind of person your boss is so...

nice stories, one question though, are you the only one that hears voices? if so then there are two explanations. 1.) you have psychic abilities 2.) you have officially lost your mind. if it's 1 then quit your job and start a paranormal investigation company. 2, then quit your job and hide in a closet somewhere.

if earth is the only life in the universe then it must be pretty special. and as for all you disbelievers; keep your mind open, scientists and NASA aren't always right. and it is possibility that the U.S. military are conducting tests with "alien" technology, and for those ppl who are asking "Well why don't they tell us?" 1 simple answer: the Internet. once the government makes an announcement it is on the internet. even if they get rid of the website that posted it theres a high chance that a lot of ppl will see it; including countries that the U.S. might be at war at. So the government doesn't want those ppl finding out about those things.

The universe is huge, I can't answer you on this one. But I think there are "aliens" out there, but they're probably just like us and not the "little green men" that everyone pictures them as. If they're ever green, then they're seasick (assuming they have seas and oceans).

My principal is a part-time Leprechaun on the weekends. reminds me of a family guy episode. can't rememebr what its about tho.

I practice my archery and then if i'm still stressed, take out an airsoft and shoot the raccoons that come into my backyard, I have crappy aim so don't worry, I haven't killed any. [hide]yet[/hide]

Well they could invent "Futurama type" technology. That is they can if we stop polluting the earth. and what is up with the government? they say they're concerned about global warming but all they really do is build factories and pollute the planet.

a long time ago ppl thought that today would be like that, and even if we get the technology to make those things its unlikely that humankind would even be existing due to the ozone depleting and the icecaps melting.

its likely that we will never have those tall buildings and spacecars.

well if you mean the future in general then 1 min l8er it'll be the same, but 50 years later the ozone will disappear and we will all be burnt to a crisp 8 min later.