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Its only a story lol and tutoral island isn't that close if ur in rs 4 real then it would take about a few months if u don't get eaten by sharks

This was found in a chest on a small island off of tutoral island. We are hoping to unearth more of the diary. October 14,1345 It has been four days we have been adrift now with each passing day our ship grows more worn out. Our food supplies are running low, and the ocean it seems is turning red for some reason. The crew members are ravenous and I Philliam am longing to see the docks of Ardounge. We have seen sharks in the water, perhaps biding there time until our ship..NO! I musn't think that! We will make it to Ardounge. We didn't leave Port Sarim for nothing! as we close in on the island we were sent to at age 18 to train in order to be an adventurer. What was it called oh yeah Tutoral Island. We are hoping to replenish our supplies when we land on the shores. Perhaps some of us will remain behind to help new adventurers, my friend Vannaka is planning to teach swordsmanship and other forms of combat and Lev is planning to teach people how to cook. But as we approach Tutoral Island it seems with each inch we go the island gets farther away... Right now Vannaka and Lev are going on a raft to get to the island first. I hope we all make it safely. October 31, 1345 Yes! We have made land! I am now leaving parts of my diary to be found around Gielinor. This is the first place so.. oh no oh no! A storm approaches i don't know should i remain behind and wait out the storm and then ask the mage to teleport me to lumbridge. No i am going to Ardougne! But that storm looks treacherous I hope i make it... Here the segment ends I will post them as we unearth other segments and I hope pretty soon we will have the entire diary to add to the archives. We have recently unearthed this segement of the diary it was found in a chest in the bottom of the ocean. November 02, 1345 It has been 2 days and the storm still hasn't calmed. The waves violently rock the ship back and forth I am getting quesy I think i need a good night's rest. No entry until the storm calms. November 14, 1345 The storm finally calms! Though it has been a long time we pulled through. The only death during the storm was that of a sailor. The topmast collapsed and he was the unfortunate soul who was standing right where it would land. His skull cracked in two and his spine snapped. The only good thing was that he did not suffer. It was an instant death, we made a raft and put his body on it then we set it off to sea. Then one of the archers fired a flaming arrow to the raft and we cremated him. November 20, 1345 I am getting restless i think i will weild my dragon longsword and go down to the dummy arena. But we are running short on dummies and the weak people need to train. So i think im going to range some fish for dinner. That Very Night I shot three swordfish and 1 shark. I gave them to the chef to prepare. Now I will wait until dinner to enjoy the fish I caught. What the alarm is sounding? Pirates? Oh no! I could kill them but our ship won't survive. Luckily though the pirates were 3000000 meters away. We won't be bothered until tomorrow. November 21, 1345 Noon The pirates are approching! I'd better go and fight them. I don't have enough time for a long entry so if i survive I will write the last entry to this segment tonight. I hope that the person who is reading this will appreciate the valuable diary. Oh no! They are much too close now. I must go and fight them! November 21, 1345 Night Thankfully I made it. We raided the ship after we killed the pirates. I got a large share because I killed a large portion of the pirates including the captian. The fight was brutal. At first we thought they were going to leave us alone. We were wrong. They fired cannonballs at our ship. Our mages shattered them with ease. But that was the easy part unfortunately, because then they boarded the ship and killed the guards stationed at the place where they lowered the gangplank. I put on my dragon armor and unsheathed my dragon longsword. Suddenly i was surrounded by pirates! I had to sweep my sword in a full circle to fend them off. I wanted to kill that captian. So I fought my way through the blockade of pirates. Slaying all in my path. I drew a rune dagger and threw it at the pirate ship's guard. It went through his lungs and he fell down to the sea. I ran aboard the ship and fought my way through the ship. I had to get the the captian's cabin. I almost died then. But luckily i sheathed my dragon longsword in one quick motion and drew two rune scimitars I thrust them all around me but by the time i got to the captian's cabin they were tarnished with blood. So i unsheathed my dragon longsword and kicked down the door. The captian shouted "Ar ye scurvy landlubber you wish to fight me? I told my crew to take no quarter! So its just you and me----" then i stabbed him in the chest. He talked way too much. November 22, 1345 I am putting this segment in a chest and throwing it overboard. These records to me are very valuable and i don't want them getting in the wrong hands. Here this segment of the diary ends there are only a few more segments i think.

I agree although sometimes i feel as if the life we are living right now is a dream and we need death for us to awaken. If that theory isn't true then i think that you just keep on having endless dreams that often don't make sense.

That is why my friends try to show off around girls. I don't really care i don't know why though. And to guys if girls think you don't care about trying to impress them they WILL JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS trust me i don't have a girlfriend though some of my friends are girls;keep the trying to impress them level at a medium and from that on it is just a game of hooky.

I warned you sardominists to stay off this topic!!!!! Now fell the wrath of Guthix! [casts Claws Of Guthix at nvw08].

Hmmm all i can say is one word, weird. Now don't give up, its just my opinion i favor sigs that are made out of pixels over picture ones.

The rules are simple write a limerick, if you don't know what a limerick is a poem with five lines that has a certain amount of comedy in it. Just write a limerick it can be about anything from the apocalyspe to pretty ponies(no not really pretty ponies unless you are a girl). I will start you off. There once was a boy named Tom He had a mean mom She bored him every day One day he shouted "Hooray!" They then found out he was at the bay No i did not think that made much sense either. Now you try! If you need a further definition on limerick look in a dictionary!

prince of Falador

1/10, i just saw you right now.

The rules are simple actually you type 8 words that would insult Sardomin but will still make sense if put into sentence. I will get you started Saradomin, you are a stupid person that sucks. I will check in in a few days. Last warning to Saradominists..... I worship Guthix, i used to worship Saradomin but that only got me to Lumby.

that just bombed

The Were-Demon It all started one dark spooky night, while on a ocean barge traversting Gielinor and all surroundings countries, Alestroes was reading a book. It was about an old legend of being a were-demon. In the book it said:"The only way to tell which person is a were-demon, is by looking on their left forearm. If they have a green scar shaped like a formless blob, The Demon Scar, then they are a were-demon." He closed the book in fright as a horrifying howl split the night air. "Phew! It was only a wolf,"he assured himself. But then an earsplitting roar shook the tranquility of the calm, yet foggy, night. In horror Alestroes flopped off his bed and armed himself with his rune armor and weapons. Two jeweled rune daggers, worn from use, hang loosely at his side, on his back was a pretty large rune two-handed sword, and he weilded two rune shortswords. He started out of his cabin by then front door then... He saw a great big pair of green eyes with slitted pupils and red corneas. Then he saw a huge jaw full of teeth that could easily slice through any metal, except dragon. Then he saw it. Illuminated by the moonlight, a horrifying figure stood in plain veiw. His claws were wet with fresh blood, still dripping from them, plop plop plop. IT WAS A WERE-DEMON! With the mighty head of an undead bear, the torso of a mighty lesser demon, a tail of the ferioucious hellhounds, the arms of the Dagganoth Prime, and the legs and wings of the almightly King Black Dragon! Its eyes, as Alestroes noticed, were blood red, except for the pupils, which shined green as the venom from the vicious rattlesnake. The entire body was dripping wet with fresh, warm, blood. His hands trembled from terror, as the mighty beast raised its hand, the very hand that ripped and gored all of his crewmates, and bloodied the barge. He only had one chance to kill it. He dropped his rune swords and conjured up a Saradomin Strike. It phased through the invulnerable demon harmlessly. The beast was now mad! It brought down its hand, more powerful than Thor's hammer. And crushed Alestroes. How do I know? Well Well Well mortal, I know because I AM THE WERE-DEMON! HAHA!! ___________- More stories will come pretty soon. You might as well bring your wittle b[bleep]ies as they will be even more scarier than this one! (Note)I am sorry, the computer kept on typing cicatrix! I Hate That!! ________________________ The Return of Iban _____________ Bloodstained bodies littered the battlefeild. Among the mounds of decaying corpses stood a horse with a rider on it. It was no ordinary sight, the horse was dyed blood-red with blood, its hooves were actually made out of the bones of the people it has cause death to. The rider moved with inhuman speed and carried a blade of black runite. The sword was composed of the chemical structure of runite ore and it had some blackwater in it, rumored to be black blood taken from the unholiest cliff on October 31, Halloween if i recall is what you mortals call that day. It is actually the day where Zamorak grows strongest but after all its only a myth, right?......... WRONG!!!!!!!!! Oh well back to the rider, he then proceeded to the Temple of Iban. There he saw, sitting, blank-eyed on the throne was Zamorak. "Ah yes father I hoped that I could have the pleasure of killing you myself, demi-gods like you are all pitiful fools who sucumb to the human weakness of death from old age. No matter, I am reclaiming this temple for myself, Iban," said the rider (or Iban as we will call him). Iban placed his hand over his father's face and then he blew up the brain within. Then he started taking his father's power. He grew evil(er?). The ears on his head sharpened to slight points, what was left of his hair fell out and was replaced by two horns. I wish I could tell you more but he is glaring at me right now OH NO ARGGHHHHH. [iban] Silly storyteller death is for him! You are next puny mortals! I shall have my vengence!

Banned for not getting something!!!

Well i added four additional chapters that elaborates the story some more. The ending is darker than it had been before because Aggron died. But he died because he rid Gielenor of the evil that is Zamorak. Anyways i put the entire of chapter eight in 1-sentence paragraphs, cause i always wanted to do that.

You guys aren't really helping you know. Zezima is barely on, so fighting him will be as easy as finding a needle in a haystack.

lol he pm-ed me, um how can you tell that from 5 q's?? I don't i feed the data into my friend and then he decides lol! He is out of order because he found something else worthwhile to do, i won't be pming you guys in awhile........ (don't ask what "worthwhile" means he is 21 years old and I am much younger and i don't know how to elaborate what he is doing with this GIRL <------(HINT HINT HINT!!!!!!!)

You go into wildy for 30 minutes. Then when you are exploring western ruins you climb onto one of those platforms. You have a Wine Of Zamorak in your inventory, Zamorak discovers you stole, it he casts Flames Of Zamorak on you then you dodge it and the platform crumbles apart! You fall down and crack your head open. Oh Dear you are dead!(and not in Lumby because the gods never wanted to revive you!)

My signature displays how much i hate the world and its inhabitants(including myself) But if you look to the bottom of the computer screen you can see an offer for a free deathbed. d o w n t h i s d i r e c t i o n ! ! ! ! . . . . . . . . . r e m e m b e r f r e e d e a t h b e d s ! ! !

Banned for not changed recovery questions since it was 2002!!!!!!!! And Readers!!!!! Listen Up! You're all banned muahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!!!!! (yes i know i have a twisted mind)

LOL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! The noobish thing i did on RuneScape was go into the wildy while i was lvl 34 with an abby whip (I had gotten it from a guy quitting RuneScape) also when i was level 56 i went into wildy with full sara and i didn't bring food! I pked a lvl 3 for warm-up then this lvl 101 came and beat the stuffing out of me!!!!!!

They are moronic and you should ignore them all the time. Heres a question If the universe was made by the Big Bang, and before the Big Bang it was just a speck of densly packed dust, then what was the dust speck in before the Big Bang?(I will not accept religious answers such as God made the universe by willing it to happen then what was God in before the Big Bang? AND Heaven is part of the universe it was created by the people who were there before God in another dimension then they sent it to this dimension AFTER the Big Bang).

Yah whatever! Your turkey sandwich has been spoiled for three months and as you take the first bite the rank odor knocks you in a coma for the rest of your life. My wish is that everybody would stop making dumb wishes and start wishing for sensible things, such as to be Master Of All Dimensions(that is not my wish and will never be for my mind is so corrupted i already think i have everything and couldn't ask for more).

I will only post my adventures that are worth mentioning.(only two that are that important) {When I Did Dragon Slayer} It all started when one of my friends told me about the rune platebody. I was lvl 10 at the time so basically my goal was to get a rune platebody. My account name is Grim S Pitts. I first started by going to Varrock and training on the dummies there. After my attack lvl was 9 I could train no more. I went back to Lumbridge and trained on the goblins that resided there. After killing the 102th one I got my very first bronze square! I killed many more and soon I had 5k I bought the armor my friends called "full bronze". Then i went to the goblin village to fight the level five goblins that lived there. I got to lvl 20. Then i started mining. I mined a bunch of iron and soon i could mine coal! I mined a whole bunch of coal and my mining level got to 32. I sold all my coal and make 16k i now had 20k. Now that I had skill in mining i started smithing. I did The Knight's Sword quest and my smithing went up. Now since i had skill in that i went back to fighting. I found out about the mysterious frontier called the wildy. I bought full steel and i set off to the wildy. i trained there until i i was level 41. Then i went to train my magic. It went up pretty fast and i could cast wind bolt. My cousin then gave me 190k because he liked to share. I then bought my rune platelegs and rune longsword. I did almost all the quests at the moment. The only quest that was stopping me from my goal was Dragon Slayer. So i got all the map peices and went to crandor, armed with my rune chanbody instead if addy. i failed 300 times but then i finally figured to bring food! With food i easily killed Elvarg. Then i sold all my adamant stuff to buy a rune platebody! I got my first goal. now my next one is to beat Zezima in the wildy........

Here are the rules i pair up pictures randomly and you guess which one will win. Then i pm you and tell you if you are right. there are only 1 pairs so far and i will add more later. IMAGE #1 VS Kool Aid Man Moves _________________ Water Spill Glass Break Inturruption Kool Aid European Kid Distraction Dog Moves __________ Bite Puppy Eyes Scratch Bark Play Dead Sit Roll Over Smash Act Cute __________________________________________-

I am what you might call the town fool. I throw people's apple pies in their faces. I pull up their undies while they are seeing their girlfriends and make them scream in agony. Even though by what I say you don't belive me to be a fool it was all changed when i slew a dragon. _______________________________________________ Chapter One I live in a bustling city called Varrock. Many adventurers venture through it. People teleport there for it is a trade-center of our world called Gielenor. Many merchants travel there from afar, hoping to strike their riches. People called "noobs" and "newbs" go there to ask for guidance help around the world. I am the local fool. As I am writing this there is a huge crowd behind me, begging for autographs and for me to give them pointers. If this were a month ago I would've said, "HAHAHAHA which one will i drop a pie on next?" Now I am different, for ever since i slew the dragon people look up to me and I dare not dissapoint them. My father works as a miner in Falador, he has permission from the dwarves to use their mines. He was a great friend of the Imcando Dwarves, but they were wiped out by hobgoblins and dragons. Every now and then a woman would walk up to me and ask who she should marry or ask to marry me. I always say that i am too young to marry although that is a lie i am 22 years old because of my previous behaviour people belive me when i say i am 17. My father one day never came back from his mining trip. My friend Jeod brought me back his rune armor, for he would like me to have it. His body is buried near the goblin village in a large grave. I later found out that Draconis Ywarthen the purple and gold dragon fried him. He took off his armor to rest for awhile then the dragon was right over him it used its dragonbreath and burned him, bones and all. I have proof if you want to see it, the breastplate of my rune platebody is charred. The Draconis Ywarthen was terrorizing my city of Varrock. The adventurers charged 100 billion coins to slay the dragon, our city had nowhere near that amount of money. We were forced to let the dragon burn down the city, one good thing came from it, they discovered metals where the middle of the burnt part used to be. It is south-east of Varrock if you want to see it. I was enraged! Even though I was a fool i was powerful enough to slay 5 lesser demons at once. i volunteered to slay the dragon, the townspeople knew of my strength, but they wondered, Will his foolishness be the end of him? My friends cared for me and didn't want me to die "You will get yourself killed," they said. I only laughed at them. I trained my fishing on Karamja and soon i caught 300 million swordfish. I also sold 100 million of them to buy teleportation tablets. I did not know where the dragon had its lair but my adventure discovering it will have to wait...........