The Dark Lord

[hallucination mode] [god mode] A big [wagon] asteroid is heading toward Earth. [/god mode] [/hallucination mode] I'm BORED! Oh, by the way, the fake asteroid is 70% chance going to hit Findenland before it destroys the rest of us in this hypothetical scenario.

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Assuming that they are trying to blockade their ports, their navy would be spread thin. Assuming that Japan is using a concentrated attack, they should probably be able to break through, invading Findenland. Is that good?

Yes you do; the sea is big; you don't know which port I'm going to land at [Hence why it should be rolled?] SOMEONE JUDGE. PLS. I guess I can judge.

I wonder how well the NWO or the Eurasian Alliance would do against one or two major superpowers in a simulated war.

Oh yeah. Hm. Alright, we'll just ignore that *hum de dum*. :P

How many Scientologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I thought Prince Edward Island was part of Britannian Canada?

During my absence over the past few days (real life), we have produced another 200,000 Lancelots. We have started the production of new naval vessels.

To eat out at a nice restaurant. ;)

Britannia, Japan, the Holy Empire of Jerusalem, and the Empire of Aether have worked together in order to co-found the New World Order. Britannia is proud to have been apart of something that has been a step closer to World Peace. EDIT: Would someone PLEASE tell me the cost of the most updated destroyers/frigates in the game and how long they take to build? I am also interested in hypersonic fighters for my airforce. Any money that hasn't been allotted for the navy and airforce has been put into buying infantry weapons and producing more Lancelots.

We have declared London as the new official capital (it was basically the official capital of Britannia, anyway).

Okay, how much do modern destroyers cost, and how long do they take to build? I wanna see how many I made while I was gone, considering that I said I was going to start buying weapons, building naval ships, building/updating my airforce, and building Lancelots.

There is a raging [fake] war going on testing Ross' suggestion for a war mechanic. Doom and Dusty have opted to manage their war themselves as they're reasonable about it. India is being given away (in one piece) to Rocco and I. [More on this later] My 300,000 troops attacking Ivalo in Finland still haven't been countered >.> So Brazil and Germania are really at war? Don't think I'll be getting ten million weapons from Doom now. -.- I was going to go ahead and post that some ships/aircraft/Lancelots have been build in my absence (I said I was going to be working on building some before my Internet went ka-put). I have about 200 million I'm willing to invest every year into the military, but I am not sure what to say that I made. :lol: Destroyers are how much again? How long do they take on average to make? How many hypersonic jets do you think I could have bought? Considering that I have people willing to produce Lancelots for me in their factories, as well as the fact that I have factories of my own, think I could have made about another 300-500,000 Lancelots if I invested money into that funding since September 2?

I'm baaaack! My modem decided not to download internet content, so I haven't been online in days. -.- Can someone fill me in?

Be sure to use Arial Narrow font when writing on the map, please.

I hadn't been in a war since WW3 anyways, other then occasional skirmishes with militant groups in Africa. Alright.

Okay, do we have a general agreement that the war is over and done with? No side has been declared the victor, but at least Germania has promised to agree to the treaty and vow to not go on another expansionist killing spree?

I've noticed that the quality of service from restaurants/fast food joints has decreased. The sandwiches have become smaller. The companies don't even bother putting their logos on napkins anymore. Condiments upon request only, etc.

The treaty doesn't explicitly imply that a war happened. It just is an agreement that Germania and Russia won't Blitzkrieg across the world and start a major world war that would probably destroy this thread. @Mage: Doom has already said that she will offer some of her land if a new player comes and really needs a country. Let's just follow what she said and just work it out once that happens. While I don't think it's fair for a small/medium-sized country to be forced to give up land, I still think it's fine for the leader to allow the new player to have some participation with their nation, not necessarily causing some kind of civil war and messing up the storyline in the process. If you're not willing to give up land, you should be able to say "no." If the new player just absolutely won't take no for an answer, then they can work it out over PM and possibly make the newcomer second-in-command and give them some power until the leader quits, which in this case would grant them automatic succession (not allowing some random countries to swarm the former-leader's country and take it by force or whatever). Automatic succession is fairer and allows the story to progress in a coherent way.

Who doesn't? I still think it's better than a person wanting part of another person's country that they aren't willing to give up. The Minister of Defence was a pure example. You could also become second-in-command and make decisions while the leader is away and also be put in the line of succession for when the leader decides to quit, making you the leader automatically. It also adds a little more diversity to the game, just like the original Hegemony. Anyway, this post probably seems a little incoherent, but basically only the first part is really the treaty. The rest are just suggestions that I think could add an optional way to improve gameplay.

I say that we should go ahead and vote on the peace treaty. This is the most original version of it, as proposed by the government of Britannia to Germania and Russia as a mediator between the two Powers and the Alliance. Germania has basically already agreed to this, so the process should go by quickly and officially end World War IV.

You ignored the drones again. But anyways, so when they return home they are going to be happy to see their homes and crops burn down to the ground? :thumbup: To be fair, I am almost 100% positive that Aether deployed drones into Africa as part of the beginning of WWIV. Ross gave control to Latino over the drones anyway and just took a backseat position. Latino could very well have deployed drones. --------

Disturbing. :lol: concerned mother: "My baby's got an anal tumor!!!" doctor: *sips coffee and continues reading newspaper* "Well, nothing we can do about it. Um-hummm"

People with the most countries as their land should give up their land first? Nah, people with the most population :P [hide=updated map][/hide] Latino owns all of Korea now.