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Banned for thinking I would take naked pictures of anyone.

/\ Thinks I need her guns. < Thinks sitting cross-legged in his computer chair is uncomfortable. \/ Also thinks I'm insane.

Banned for explosives.

/\ Can read Russian and wants to learn to speak it, but never mentioned any (lack of) writing abilities. < Probably types at about 50 words per minute, possibly more and knows of people who can or used to type close to 150 words per minute. \/ Has simultaneously pulled both triggers on a loaded and cocked double barrel 12-gauge shotgun.

Banned for cheese.

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Banned for using the word "generally" in your two latest posts on this thread.

/\ Evidently does not speak English very well. < Is in need of a very specific definition of the word "silly" in order to correctly answer Silver's allegation. \/ Agrees that saying silly things can make for good memories.

Banned for believing Napalm might be a stereotypical anything.

Banned because I think Napalm is planning to stab you in the neck.

/\ Wrong. I use it mostly for keeping up on what my friends and family are doing. < Is only fluent in 2 languages: English and C++, but can generally understand several other languages including Perl, HTML, PHP, Javascript, and SQL. \/ Fluent in Perl.

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Banned for taking steps.

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Banned for not understanding the great power of simple black and white text.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWO_AIh8drk

Banned for a plate of green eggs and ham.

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/\ Knows one country that I am not in. < Leaving for camp tomorrow. \/ Loves his/her computer too much to leave it to go to camp.

Banned simply to have you banned.