warning this guide only to be followed completely or not at all

 

 

 

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How to quit Runescape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Log out from AFK training if you wish to absorb all the information this guild has to offer with out fear of randoms.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why you should quit Runescape.

 

 

 

Problems associated with Runescape

 

 

 

Ways to quit Runescape and effectiveness

 

 

 

How to effectively stop playing Runescape...

 

 

 

Steps to quitting Runescape

 

 

 

Do's and don't s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why you should quit

 

 

 

1. Okay sit up for a sec! No... all the way up! You looked like a hunched over deformity of some type! Take a deep breath and roll your neck around. It feels weird doesn't it? That is because your muscles have started to atrophy. When was the last time you got outside? No, not walking to the car... I mean when was the last time you did something outside? Yeah that's what I thought. You are becoming frail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Okay now for the mirror! ot it? Okay what do you see in it? Okay so you have dark sacks under your eyes... Why? Yeah you stay up late every night playing Runescape because you don't get all the time to play it during the day you need. You are becoming a creature of the night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Are you in school? 92.8% of you just said yes. What grades do you have in your classes? Well? Could they be better? Shut the **** up I know you don't care, the question was could they!? You are not learning anything sitting here; in fact you are getting dumber! You can't put "Runescape Pro" on a collage app.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. When was the last time you had a girlfriend? Okay 6 months ago... What happened in the end it doesn't matter, but the fact of the matter is you still care about her because you haven't had another girl to take your mind off of her! Why haven't you had another girlfriend lately? Well for starters you smell like you haven't taken a bath because you would be missing valuable time you could have been gaining experience. Girls don't like stinkers. You have become socially segregated because of your smell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. How much Str XP can you gain in an hour? Okay so you know the answer to that... How far can you run/walk/skate/bike/roll in an hour? Oh you think you know? Yeah try again! It has been 6 months since you could do that! You are losing abilities you once had in exchange for XP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Are you hungry? Do you have to go potty right now? Oh you do? Big surprise... Now why haven't you gotten up and gone?? Yeah that's what I thought... YEAH!

 

 

 

(Unless you are Zezima who has a toilet built into his chair.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Problems associated with Runescape

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Cataracts

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Low immune system functionality

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Neck and back pain

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Fatigue

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Temporary insanity

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X 1337 5p34k

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Minor twitching of your eye

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Debilitating stomach cramps

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Severe diarrhea

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Memory loss

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Partial facial paralysis

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Temporary blindness

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Drooling

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Bleeding gums

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Erectile dysfunction

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Uncontrollable flatulence

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Skill in thumb wars

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Bad breath

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Cold feet

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Fear of your math teacher throwing things at you when you fall asleep and are not awake to take his kebab

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ways to quit Runescape and effectiveness

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Cold turkey - you stop playing Runescape out of the blue. 15%

 

 

 

Mostly this is just talk.

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X New video game - finding another game to become addicted to. 50%

 

 

 

Half the time you will come back.

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Giving everything away - giving all of your Runescape items away. 65%

 

 

 

Often people come back and start all over.

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X The preparation leave - you invest all of your GP in rares and hope that when you come back they are worth more. .002%

 

 

 

1 week - 3 months later you be back.

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Change in life style - you get a new girlfriend/ a car/ a job/ friends who want to do something fun and make it possible. 85%

 

 

 

By far the most effective way to quit.

 

 

 

Pro - You stop playing Runescape and gain a life.

 

 

 

Con ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâáV None! JP, you forget about your Runescape items, subscription, stuff you barrowed. if you cancel membership non of your member items have been sold.

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Bad grades - your mom and dad made you stop playing. 99.9%

 

 

 

Runescape will be all you think about.

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾X Collage - you have decided it is time to get real and you want to stay up on your work for collage. 98.9%

 

 

 

You will continue to play Runescape on weekends occasionally or AFK while you are studying, you will not cancel your subscription but Runescape will no longer be the main focus of your day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How to effectively stop playing Runescape...

 

 

 

Bad new, your ****ed!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JP, there is hope!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JP!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay you have read this far!

 

 

 

You really do want to stop playing Runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Steps to quitting Runescape

 

 

 

1. Cancel Runescape subscription

 

 

 

2. Give most of your items away, other then cash and rares.

 

 

 

3. Delete your internet cookies, so before logging into your favorite forums to say hi and see whatÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâáÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæs up with Runescape you have a chance to stop your self

 

 

 

4. Block the Runescape website using internet options so you are not tempted to play Runescape when you see the cool new update

 

 

 

5. Get your potential new friends phone numbers

 

 

 

6. Arrange something to do in time you would normally be playing Runescape.

 

 

 

7. Pop some pills and hope to make it trough the cold and hot flashes that will follow for the next week.

 

 

 

8. 3 month follow up, at this point you have broken the addiction and you may unblock the Runescape main page. You may think this is an unnecessary step but doing so you will remove any temptation to do something that you may feel is edgy or cool, like you are breaking a rule.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do's and don't s

 

 

 

Don't give away your rares!

 

 

 

Don't give away your account!

 

 

 

Don't let someone play your account!

 

 

 

Don't get def on your pure for the soul reason you donÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâáÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæt think it will matter anymore!

 

 

 

Remember to cancel your Runescape member's subscription!

 

 

 

Remember to give your friends your items like, food runes, and things that would make it hard to train, PK, or whatever.

 

 

 

Remember to unblock Runescape after 3 months!

 

 

 

Have fun in the real world

 

 

 

all credit to xx f2p xx

 

 

 

:ninja:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

note---this is not my guide...so don't flame..

i havent read it fully but its better to put this on the player-made guide section, since this is the help and advice area

w0w took u some time to write it all :P lol

Like I said at the end...I didn't write this guide...I'd be glad if a mod moved this to the guide section for me me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, if you read this, respond to it. I'd like to know what you think.

Suggesting to get addicted to another game? I don't think thats a good idea for quiting as it can resolve to the same problems some people have while playing runescape.

(Unless you are Zezima who has a toilet built into his chair.) HAHahahaa \ :XD: :o \

It sounds as though someone thought this game ruined their life... Kind of annoying... nearly every assumption was wrong when I look at myself... I have a job, girlfriend, am very athletic, have a 3.8 gpa and... well... yeah, this game is absolutely not a problem for me. I find this far too aggressive to be any help to those people who do have those problems though... it is more degrading than helpful.

1) Fairly recently, it's been beautiful outside

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2)Some people have allergies, and I've had those 'dark sacs' since I was 8...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3)Nope...I'm in that phase where I am out of high school, but have no idea what I want to actually do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4) Never have, never plan on it...I'm one of those people who find relationships like that pointless...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5)No idea, and I've never been very athletic...Always been a indoors person.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6)I do get up and go, I'm just reading this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, where do I lie in this scenario? :-k

As this is a guide, it would be more appropriate in Player Made Guides

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Locking this one, but fgeel free to repost there.