The Dark Lord Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Dear Diary: Mood: Apathetic. My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course, "Stabby Rip Stab Stab". And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days you know... 'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a [bleep] 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like [bleep] 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite! Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week. Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun. They say they already have a [kitty], they don't need another one Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... which look great on me by the way. When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth, You can read me "Catcher in the Rye", and watch me jack off. I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right! I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be eemo My parents just don't get me, you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend... I feel like tacos. YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuG_W99WnC4 SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrancisRune83 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 That is ridiculous. And this thread is innapropriate. Mods please close this thread. First - Credit to Otbg . Second - Credit to 4be2jue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 That is ridiculous. And this thread is innapropriate. Mods please close this thread. Aww grow up and lighten up a bit. It's freaking hilarious. You must be eemo lol SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomSnapClap Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 That song is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I'm with Francis. What are we supposed to discuss? lol songz maken fun of emoz r soo funi Pff. You're just gonna piss someone off. It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusionxx Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 hahaha, that is funny, but yea I heard it before, It's still great though this one is better: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 That is ridiculous. And this thread is innapropriate. Mods please close this thread. Coming from the one who went into a thread about a forum user's music and giving it a 0/10 JUST because it was rap? Please. I think the song was funny, but still, it will only lead to flame fight. It's just best not to insult someone else's taste in music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 lolololololololololololololol!!! Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 YouTube links here "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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