Tanner4560 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 So the other night I canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t sleep, so I go downstairs and pour a bowl of cereal and decide IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll eat it in my room while I watch Conan. After I pour my cereal, I turn the lights back off and itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s pitch black as I walk up the stairs to my bedroom. By the way, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m only wearing a pair of silk shorts. So IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m trying to balance my bowl of cereal in the dark so I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t spill, thinking IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m doing okay. When I reach the top of the stairs, the bowl tips and I feel it spill all over my shorts. So I walk back downstairs to grab a rag and clean up. I find a roll of paper towels and I pick up all the cereal inside it and walk downstairs to throw it away and put my bowl in the sink. Then I start to clean up the milk on the floor and on my shorts. Well this is near my parentsÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ bedroom, and as IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m cleaning, I hear them having sex. Being male, I start to get an erection at the sounds of sex, despite the fact that I know itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my parents having the sex. So I try to tune it out and hurry up with the spilt milk. In the midst of all this, I start to have a coughing fit. A result of ceareal in throat. A minute later, my mom opens her bedroom door - wrapped in a blanket - and sees me standing there with an erection bulging through my shorts, which are still wet with a seeping liquid, and a paper towel in my hand dripping white stuff, all outside her bedroom door where she and my dad were just having sex. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve never thought seriously about running away from home until that night.[/copypasta] So my question is to you, have you ever been in the wrong place, at the wrong time? Everytime I try to get a 99 skill, I get bored and go play Transformers on my 360...Dragon Drops-1 Barrows drops- 0 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrr Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Lmfao. me and kashi are running for president in '08. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Lmao. What did they say lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Best. Thread. Ever. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcneilp Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 oh crud mate :shock: I've been in wrong place at wrong time but nothing as embarassing as that....Walked in on my friend and his Gf during a "personal" moment...just turned about and got out the best way i could. Bet there was a "stiff" atmosphere at breakfast next morning...(sorry had to say it :D ) It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanner4560 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 they said: :shock: ... :x ..... :evil: ... :shame: .... :XD: lauged at me me: :oops: ...... :cry: ..... -.- ..... #-o ..... i was like [cabbage]! Everytime I try to get a 99 skill, I get bored and go play Transformers on my 360...Dragon Drops-1 Barrows drops- 0 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 :lol: <-- the only thing that could be said about this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Wait, they :o d? lol Anyways, did you get a chance to explain? You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountdoom77 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Hey we get an erection from alotta things so whadda gonna do? Great thread anyway. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Wait, they :o d? lol Anyways, did you get a chance to explain? :o is our surprised smilie but :shock: would've been MUCH better for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 http://www.bash.org/?778409 Way to fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 http://www.bash.org/?778409 Way to fail. Win. OP is a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 http://www.bash.org/?778409 Way to fail. Way to burst everyone's bubble. :P Still funny as hell though. Shame on the OP :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountdoom77 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 http://www.bash.org/?778409 Way to fail. Not cool dude not cool One word: OWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountdoom77 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 http://www.bash.org/?778409 Way to fail. Way to burst everyone's bubble. :P Still funny as hell though. I'm glad he did it. The topic creator just wants attention. Not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 aww well atleast it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountdoom77 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yep. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andufusthebronze Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 aww well atleast it was funny More like halarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanner4560 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 http://www.bash.org/?778409 Way to fail. 1. look at the end of paragraph 2. thats not where i got it from 3. thats not the topic 4. there STILL IS a topic 5.warning obscene language[hide]http://members.shaw.ca/robbielm/killyourself2.jpg[/hide] So? It was the exact same story exept for the smoker part. basicly, but pay attention to the topic question that creats a conversation Everytime I try to get a 99 skill, I get bored and go play Transformers on my 360...Dragon Drops-1 Barrows drops- 0 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 1. look at the end of paragraph Last edited by Tanner4560; edited 4 times in total And typing [/copypasta] is still not as good as not doing copypasta at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountdoom77 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 You're a real piece of work you know that? The RSOF is calling you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanner4560 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 banned from rsof :) Everytime I try to get a 99 skill, I get bored and go play Transformers on my 360...Dragon Drops-1 Barrows drops- 0 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountdoom77 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Why do you guys keep saying it's a funny story when he told us to kill ourselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanner4560 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 1. look at the end of paragraph Im a douch, i should not have spoiled yours and everyone elses by phailing so hard at life. Im so emo imma go ruin other ppls lives [/i].sright [bleep] Everytime I try to get a 99 skill, I get bored and go play Transformers on my 360...Dragon Drops-1 Barrows drops- 0 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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