So the other night I canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t sleep, so I go downstairs and pour a bowl of cereal and decide IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll eat it in my room while I watch Conan. After I pour my cereal, I turn the lights back off and itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s pitch black as I walk up the stairs to my bedroom. By the way, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m only wearing a pair of silk shorts. So IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m trying to balance my bowl of cereal in the dark so I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t spill, thinking IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m doing okay. When I reach the top of the stairs, the bowl tips and I feel it spill all over my shorts. So I walk back downstairs to grab a rag and clean up. I find a roll of paper towels and I pick up all the cereal inside it and walk downstairs to throw it away and put my bowl in the sink.

 

Then I start to clean up the milk on the floor and on my shorts. Well this is near my parentsÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ bedroom, and as IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m cleaning, I hear them having sex. Being male, I start to get an erection at the sounds of sex, despite the fact that I know itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my parents having the sex. So I try to tune it out and hurry up with the spilt milk. In the midst of all this, I start to have a coughing fit. A result of ceareal in throat. A minute later, my mom opens her bedroom door - wrapped in a blanket - and sees me standing there with an erection bulging through my shorts, which are still wet with a seeping liquid, and a paper towel in my hand dripping white stuff, all outside her bedroom door where she and my dad were just having sex. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve never thought seriously about running away from home until that night.[/copypasta]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So my question is to you, have you ever been in the wrong place, at the wrong time?

Lmfao.

Lmao. What did they say lol?

Best. Thread. Ever.

oh crud mate :shock:

 

I've been in wrong place at wrong time but nothing as embarassing as that....Walked in on my friend and his Gf during a "personal" moment...just turned about and got out the best way i could.

 

 

 

Bet there was a "stiff" atmosphere at breakfast next morning...(sorry had to say it :D )

they said: :shock: ... :x ..... :evil: ... :shame: .... :XD: lauged at me

 

 

 

me: :oops: ...... :cry: ..... -.- ..... #-o ..... i was like [cabbage]!

:lol: <-- the only thing that could be said about this thread

Wait, they :o d? lol Anyways, did you get a chance to explain?

Hey we get an erection from alotta things so whadda gonna do? Great thread anyway. :P

Wait, they :o d? lol Anyways, did you get a chance to explain?

 

 

 

:o is our surprised smilie but :shock: would've been MUCH better for that

http://www.bash.org/?778409

 

 

 

Way to fail.

http://www.bash.org/?778409

 

 

 

Way to fail.

 

 

 

Win.

 

 

 

OP is a moron.

http://www.bash.org/?778409

 

 

 

Way to fail.

 

 

 

Way to burst everyone's bubble. :P Still funny as hell though. Shame on the OP :shame:

http://www.bash.org/?778409

 

 

 

Way to fail.

 

 

 

Not cool dude not cool

 

 

 

One word: OWNED.

http://www.bash.org/?778409

 

 

 

Way to fail.

 

 

 

Way to burst everyone's bubble. :P Still funny as hell though.

 

 

 

I'm glad he did it. The topic creator just wants attention.

 

 

 

Not cool.

aww well atleast it was funny

Yep. :|

aww well atleast it was funny

 

 

 

More like halarious!

http://www.bash.org/?778409

 

 

 

Way to fail.

 

 

 

1. look at the end of paragraph

 

2. thats not where i got it from

 

3. thats not the topic

 

4. there STILL IS a topic

 

5.warning obscene language[hide]http://members.shaw.ca/robbielm/killyourself2.jpg[/hide]

 

 

 

So? It was the exact same story exept for the smoker part.

 

basicly, but pay attention to the topic question that creats a conversation

 

1. look at the end of paragraph

 

 

 

 

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And typing [/copypasta] is still not as good as not doing copypasta at all.

You're a real piece of work you know that? The RSOF is calling you.

banned from rsof :)

Funny story.

Why do you guys keep saying it's a funny story when he told us to kill ourselves?

 

1. look at the end of paragraph

 

 

 

 

Im a douch, i should not have spoiled yours and everyone elses by phailing so hard at life. Im so emo imma go ruin other ppls lives

 

 

 

[/i].

sright [bleep]