I... have... the power!!!

 

 

 

*quickly puts on her protective clothing.*

 

 

 

I do this to it:

 

 

 

*cries, and wipes snot over psycho's shirt*

For some reason I keep reading "Hit, slap, grope, tackle etc a member!"

 

 

 

So imma grope you silver.

 

*grope*

Suddenly sparks shoot out all over my body and my eyes start shining white in a mysterious manner.

 

*Touches psycho with one finger causing him to be fried into black ashes.*

 

Just as psycko is fried a small lightning bolt shoots out of him into my other hand making my eyes shine a little brighter before settling back to normal.

Flashing eyes?! You must be a Goa'uld! Get im!!!

 

 

 

Not flashing, glowing as in over several seconds when I use my powers. Although I might become a Goa'uld before you know it, Baal preferably(he survived longest except for the Tok'ra).

Baal was spunky. To demonstrate this, he appears before you, punches you in the gut, and steals all your lovely lovely power. Then he leaves without saying goodbye.

And then as he gets the power a spark goes between the host and the goa'uld killing them both before it transfers over to the closest living thing, me.

 

 

 

*I create a full body armour powered by my superpowers making it zapp anything that come in contact with it without me making shure it don't zapp them. And then I put it on.*

I push you into a lake, short circuiting your zapping powers while your heavy armour pulls you down down down

I then focus my power into one short-range blast that fills my armor with enough steam to propell me up to the surface and out of the water. I then blast some logs turning them into a fire that I sit by until my armour is dry.

But your armour gets too hot! The joints melt and deform, making it impossible to take off!

Uses my powers to change body(remember all we are is actually a series of electrical pulses in a body) with psycho for the time it takes for me to cut the armor open. I then make a new one that is water-proof and is made from kevlar and diamond plates.

The diamond plates attract thieves, who swarm you and rip your armour to pieces. The Kevlar was probably pretty valuable too, so they take that as well.

*Tucks Psycho in, fluffs his pillow, fetches him a glass of warm milk, and reads him a bedtime story*

*Throws Cookie at Goon*

*tackles Goon to get the cookie, then attacks wizzkid to get more cookies*

*Throws a watermelon at Psycho.*

*Sneezes on Death*

*Pats Goon on the head, saying "why don't you sneeze some more on him, maybe the new siggy and avatar will fall off?"*

slaps tomato1 for that insinuation

slaps tomato1 for that insinuation

*Kicks psychos nuts for calling me tomato*

 

I said that because I think his previous was better, as I'm not gay!

*Wet-willies tomato*

*Brings a batch of warm cookies for everyone*