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Hit, Slap, Glomp, Tackle etc a Member!

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*burns off all of themather1's appendages with my shiny new flamegun*

*looks at a noseless, bald themather1, AND SMIRKS*

Oh noes, I'm bald! My nose can wait.

*Grows new hair*

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Twitter:

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No, consetration.

*Grows new fingers and toes*

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Twitter:

@TheMather1

*sings slightly off key "arms and legs"*

a butterfly!

*tries to catch it*

*New jaw grows back.*

 

I dual wield two Uzi's in akimbo and fire them right into silver_wits and mathers heart.*

 

*I then pick out a couple of knives and assemble them so that if anyone comes near me they'll die.*

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*Grows ten new hearts and a tungsten exo-skeleton*

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Oh isn't that clever mather.

 

*emptys my rounds on mather*

 

I still reckon he can't kill me.

 

 

3...... 2....... 1......

 

he dies of suffocation from the tungsten exo-skeleton.

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*Grows gill-like things in the exo-skelton that breathes nitrogen*

 

*Flies over Hex, removes his knives and pats him on the head*

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*pulls five more knives from under me and cuts up all the gills*

*shapeshifts into a spirit so mather can see me, even touch me but he can't do anything about me*

 

*I stand inside mather and remateriaise ripping him apart in his exo-suit, leaving only a squished mess, I dematerialise and leave the bent exo-suit on the floor*

 

you seriously think thats going to do anything?

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*Stops transfering psycoactive inhibitors to Hex*

You cannot cut tungsten gills with any sort of knife.

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@TheMather1

*blows a raspberry at everyone*

*Stops transfering psycoactive inhibitors to Hex*

You cannot cut tungsten gills with any sort of knife.

You didn't say they were tungsten gils.... Ha! Ha!

 

 

funny thing is, you can't move.

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*dances in circles around hex*

*Stops transfering psycoactive inhibitors to Hex*

You cannot cut tungsten gills with any sort of knife.

You didn't say they were tungsten gils.... Ha! Ha!

 

 

funny thing is, you can't move.

Gills in a tungsten armor are tungsten gills unless you say otherwise.

 

I can move, you just thought you destroyed me because I injected psychoactive inhibitors into your brain(when patting).

 

*Takes the place as Silvers guardian insect-arachnoid-angle-thingy*

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*robs tomato of all his belongings, equipment, and clothing, leaving him helpless and unarmed on the ground, then walks away in disgust*

*Knocks psycho over the head with Hex and welds the tungsten armor back on before flying back over Silver*

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*knocks mather over the head with psycho* :grin: :grin: :grin:

*Knocks cravey over the head with the Burj Dubai* :thumbsup:

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