I pull kitty off of me and hand her back to silva, pouting that I was just used*

*Cuddles kitty and moves towards psycho for another loud smooch that will make kitty mad at him again*

I put up my arms to defend myself from the impending kitty attack

*throws kitty on psycho instead of doing anything to him, then stands back and watches as kitty shows him how much she doesn't like me kissing other people*

I struggle to pull the psychotic kitty off my face and when that fails I stumble to where silva keeps the kitty treats and wave them in front of kitty, tantalizingly

*kicks psycho in the butt, and steals the kitty treats and then hides them*

I finally mange to pry kitty off of me and I toss her at silva. Then I run and lock myself in silva's closet.

*Shows Psycho the wonders of Narnia*

Laughs at goon and psycho together in my closet "discovering the wonders of narnia"

I bust out of the closet laughing. Because that is seriously hilarious. My god.

*After exploding out of the closet riding Aslan's back, I quickly and efficiently kill everyone*

*I gain a free teleport to lumby, and tele back to kill goon*

I was doubled over with laughter when goon started killing everyone, so he couldn't reach me from his mount. as such I survived and team up with Silva against goon

Laughs at goon and psycho together in my closet "discovering the wonders of narnia"

I'm surprised no one siggied it yet.

 

*kicks psycho for laughing at goon*

I tumble over holding my shin and knock Silva over

*kicks psycho behind the knees, causing him to fall*

I fall on silva.

*explodes and takes HP out of psycho with my explosion*

I respawn in lumbridge and wait for silva to respawn next to me, then i tackle her again.

*Keeps exploding*

We get caught in an endless loop of tackling, exploding, and resurrections.

*Intercepts the tackle and ends the endless loop*

Since goon intercepts the tackle, he gets knocked to the floor. I tell him I was never in the closet and he needs to get that fallacious idea out of his head.

*Melts and gets Goon-Juice© all over Psycho's shoes*

I wipe up the Goon-Juice© off my shoes with my Psycho-Pshammy and wring him into a toilet. Then flush.