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*Secretly sneaks into the giant wooden kitty when Silver isn't watching, then when she brings it back to her house Goon bursts out guns-a-blazing.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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*but Silva hasn't wheeled the wooden kitty into her house, she's wheeled it into a furnace*

*Kills the furnace with his bullets.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*The furnace burns all of Goon's clothing off, and SW runs to the rescue with a fire extinguisher.. spraying goon with streaks of white foamy stuff all over his body.*

*321 walks in sipping a monster, looks at the scene, and turns around and walks out*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*runs, tackles 321 to the floor and makes him help rush goon to the hospital's burn unit*

*steals silva's car's spark plugs and slashes it's tires*

*feels bad about psycho's mother's car that she borrowed that got it's tires slashed*

*tells psycho's mother what happened, she calls the cops. the cops take surveillance footage of the car being attacked.. and put a warrant out for psycho's arrest*

*Meanwhile, Goon crawls the 50 miles to the hospital.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*runs, tackles 321 to the floor and makes him help rush goon to the hospital's burn unit*

you're already at the hospital.

 

*slaps goon to wake him up*

*Not liking the hospital he was at (the paint color was horrific) Goon continues crawling the 50 miles to the next hospital.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321, always the helping hand, gets out of the car and gives Goon a skateboard to ease the journey. then gets back in and drives away*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*silver attaches a rocket under goon's skateboard*

*Blasts off to the Moon where he gets proper medical care, then fires the Moon Laser (the laser the military installed on the Moon) at Silver.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*Slaps 321.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*humps goon into submission*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Bakes 321 a birthday cake smothered in special "love sauce".

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*replaces the cake with a plastic cake, a plastic EXPLOSIVE cake, such that when cut into it explodes*

*Cuts the cake with the expertize of a bomb squad veteran and hands out slices to everyone, then runs and waits in the bomb shelter.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*runs after goon with 2 slices of cake saying that he forgot to take his slice*

*Having the memory of a goldfish, Goon gratefully takes the slice and chomps into it right then and there. Luckily, this slice had the least amount of explosive in it and Silver and Goon are only blown fifty feet into the air.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*unfortunately, his explosion sets off silver's cake slice, and they get blown down to the ground 75 feet, while 50 feet in midair*

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