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*Regains consciousness 25 feet underground, only to realize he's smashed right into a buried treasure chest.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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*takes goon's face out of her chest and tells him not to give her compliments*

*Blinks, then faints.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*robs goon while he's unconscious* <_<

*Wakes up after having the weirdest dream about exploding cake and squishy boobies.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*wishes for another slice of cake, and teleports to the nearest cake shop*

*Finishes closing his cake shop the second Silver teleports into view.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*wonders how goon is at the cake shop when she left him in the hole in the ground... shakes her head and decides she's sleeping.. so she goes up to goon and hugs him and tells him she loves him and wants to marry him*

*while silver is sleeping 321 sneaks up on her and starts to spoon*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*wakes up from a horrible nightmare or being married to some fool, and kicks everthing off her, including two young men, and runs crying to her mother*

*Watches from across the street as Silver runs out of her house crying.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321 walks outside in a bathrobe, up to Goon and gives him a high-five*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Accepts the high-five, then looks at this hand which seems to be covered in some sticky substance. Goon then gives 321 a hearty slap on the back.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*hoses goon and 321 down for being unclean*

*Freezes 321 where he stands using the ice powers that I've had this whole time.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*puts ground up chili peppers into goon's underwear*

*Grabs Silver and does the "Holy crap there are chili peppers in my underwear" dance with her.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*kicks goon and hides*

*Throws a rock at the retreating Silver.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*catches the rock, consumes it, then throws a pedobear plush doll at silver*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Catches the doll, rapes it, then stares un-awkwardly at 321.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

* Whittles menacingly at Goon.*

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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*321 eats the shavings and (asuming its wood) craps out a fire.*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Wonders about 321's seemingly non-existent innards.*

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

*Shows Death the dresser drawer he keeps 321's innards in.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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