All forum rules apply.

 

(And I don't give you the answer! I just explain the problem so you understand it and you can do it yourselves.)

 

Just post the problems you need help with and I'll try and help you out ASAP, and I also am accepting job requests, if you want to help also, just fill out the form below.

 

 

 

 

 

What Grade you are in:

 

What subject(s) do you most prefer?

 

What is your current grade average in that class?

 

 

 

 

 

And if I approve it, your in.

 

 

 

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List of Current Members.

 

 

 

somthing

 

r2d2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if you need help post it in this form or I won't answer -.-

 

 

 

Subject:

 

Your grade:

 

The problem:

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you, I look forward to helping you

 

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These are just to mess with your mind, although they do have answers.

 

 

 

 

 

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks,

 

has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

 

 

 

 

 

What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold

 

it more than a minute?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What in an automobile engine serves no purpose but without it the engine

 

does not work?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then

 

eight people get on and ten people get off,

 

then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus

 

driver's eyes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people

 

survived. How is this possible?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

 

 

 

 

 

Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?

 

 

 

 

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Seems a bit too much for someone to do on their first post :?

-.- :twisted: :shame:

 

 

 

Bots GTFO the forum..

 

 

 

if its not a bot.. then god.. what is the world coming to.

 

 

 

THIS HAS BEEN TRIED BEFORE.. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED

-.- :twisted: :shame:

 

 

 

Bots GTFO the forum..

 

 

 

if its not a bot.. then god.. what is the world coming to.

 

 

 

THIS HAS BEEN TRIED BEFORE.. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED

 

 

 

:-s

I'm not a bot.

wow.. pretty advanced bot

Believe what you want, I'm not a bot, learn to accept it.

 

 

 

Saying immature things won't get you anywhere

Oh yeh, of course your not a bot (Ive just noticed your signiture).

ok mr not-bot.. do mah homeworkz for mah!

One problem, i don't know any of the problems, post them here, and I'll post the answers here ASAP. :XD:

word of advice mate.. dont expect this topic to last.. doing people's work for them cheating.. and as such probably isnt allowed on these here boards..

I don't give them the answers, I just point them in the right direction, explain it to them so well, they can find it out themselves

if you say so..

 

 

 

by the way.. whats the internet service like there on mars,( which doesnt exist by the way :wink: )? must be hard to keep connected with earth.

Isnt it a bit risky though for someone to trust someone on this forum about this kind of thing that has only got about 5 posts?

 

 

 

I mean dont get me wrong, its a nice thought, but its a bit risky.

word of advice mate.. dont expect this topic to last.. doing people's work for them cheating.. and as such probably isnt allowed on these here boards..

Lay off him, all his trying to do is help others..

 

 

 

There have been plenty of threads in the past which where about a person helping others in maths problems etc.

 

 

 

So if you don't like this topic so much why persist in posting on it?

If a rooster lays an egg on the apex of a roof, which way does it roll?

If a rooster lays an egg on the apex of a roof, which way does it roll?

 

 

 

Isnt it supposed to be if a rabbit lays an egg on a hill which way does it roll? (Or something like that).

word of advice mate.. dont expect this topic to last.. doing people's work for them cheating.. and as such probably isnt allowed on these here boards..

 

Get over yourself.

 

The guy's just trying to help people who are stuck on some questions with their subjects. Giving people assistance with something they're having trouble with isn't cheating, otherwise, tutors wouldn't be allowed.

I can't believe that thats your question, Thats a brain teaser, I'll give the answers to them.

 

 

 

Roosters can't lay eggs -.-

word of advice mate.. dont expect this topic to last.. doing people's work for them cheating.. and as such probably isnt allowed on these here boards..

 

Get over yourself.

 

The guy's just trying to help people who are stuck on some questions with their subjects. Giving people assistance with something they're having trouble with isn't cheating, otherwise, tutors wouldn't be allowed.

 

 

 

Exactly, understand that, and you won't be hopeless

 

Get over yourself.

 

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what do you think i am, a contortionist?

 

 

 

and im just saying ive seen topics very very similar to this locked in the past

may i ask what your academic status happends to be?

Who? You might want to mention that, and as for me, I'm in my 3rd year of college.

I can't believe that thats your question, Thats a brain teaser, I'll give the answers to them.

 

 

 

Roosters can't lay eggs -.-

 

 

 

I knew that, duh. . .

 

 

 

Here's another one for you, this is a proper one (maybe :wink: ):

 

 

 

3 guys from the country come to the city for a vacation. They each bring 10$ each. When they get to the hotel, the only room available costs 30$ so they each chip in their ten and go up to the room with a disgruntled bell hop who knows he's going to get stiffed on the tip.

 

 

 

When the bell hop gets back to the front desk, the registrar tells him he made a mistake; that room is only 25$! He gives the bell hop five $1 bills and tells him to give them their change. The bell hop figures they'll forget to tip him again and he can't figure how to split five $1 bills three ways anyway so he pockets 2$ and gives each guy 1$ back.

 

 

 

Ok so each guy chipped in 10$ and got 1$ back for a total of 9$ each. Nine times 3 is 27 plus the two that the bell hop kept is 29$... where did the last dollar go?

I can't believe that thats your question, Thats a brain teaser, I'll give the answers to them.

 

 

 

Roosters can't lay eggs -.-

 

 

 

I knew that, duh. . .

 

 

 

Here's another one for you, this is a proper one (maybe :wink: ):

 

 

 

3 guys from the country come to the city for a vacation. They each bring 10$ each. When they get to the hotel, the only room available costs 30$ so they each chip in their ten and go up to the room with a disgruntled bell hop who knows he's going to get stiffed on the tip.

 

 

 

When the bell hop gets back to the front desk, the registrar tells him he made a mistake; that room is only 25$! He gives the bell hop five $1 bills and tells him to give them their change. The bell hop figures they'll forget to tip him again and he can't figure how to split five $1 bills three ways anyway so he pockets 2$ and gives each guy 1$ back.

 

 

 

Ok so each guy chipped in 10$ and got 1$ back for a total of 9$ each. Nine times 3 is 27 plus the two that the bell hop kept is 29$... where did the last dollar go?

 

 

 

ah a variation on an old favourite.. i remember when our maths teacher gave us this once in an attempt to keep us occupied for a lesson.. needless to say he was a bit disgruntled when we gave him the answer in about 30 seconds