death666bl00ms Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I have often wondered, how many people are too scared to aim for the water in public restrooms? I just recently gained the courage to aim for the water. Far too long have I aimed for the little strip of porcelain between top of bowl and water. Far too long have I spilled urine onto the seat, the wall, my shoe, trying to deafen the sound of bodily fluids hitting water. Now I embrace that sound! It is the sound of freedom to me! No longer do I try to suppress it! NO! Now I finally have the courage to flow directly into the water, shattering the silence. How many of you have thrown off the chains? How many of you have the courage to urinate loud and proud in public restrooms? Poll Results: Water: 1 Side of Bowl: 3 At my Mom: 1 Whatever is floating in the bowl at that time: 1 "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 at your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 The toilet SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWMAGWD Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 why do you even think about what people think when you go to the toilet i really dont think they care, this is a stupid thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 The toilet FEMALE ALERT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 The toilet FEMALE ALERT PERVERT ALERT SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopingman Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Actually yeah, I avoid the water too. Same as you did. Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death666bl00ms Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 why do you even think about what people think when you go to the toilet i really dont think they care, this is a stupid thread Alas, another one who does not have the courage to aim at the toilet, yet tries to play it off like it means nothing to them. Be strong young one. "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Your breakfast cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperClipsYaaaar Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 The toilet FEMALE ALERT PERVERT ALERT At least I can pee while standing. Pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death666bl00ms Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Your breakfast cereal. Hrm, I think I will count that as "Whatever is floating in the bowl at that time" "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I try to avoid public bathrooms if at all possible. But when worse comes to worse, I also try to avoid the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Unfortunatly, this spammy post atracts even more spammy posts. Locking, ~Kill Life "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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