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I like my men/women like I like my...

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I like my women like I like my mac & cheese, willing to have a fork shoved in them and prepared to be mutilated by my mouth.

 

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I like my women like I like my Michael Jackson.... THRILLER! IN THE NIGHT!

 

name tags

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my name tags, flat and informative.

 

Jungle.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my jungle, if you don't need a machete it's too easy.

(Couldn't think of anything else)

 

Kung fu movies

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my kung fu movies, fast paced and low budget.

 

Cheetahs.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like i like my cheetahs, quick.

 

Aliens

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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I like my men like I like aliens. Interesting from afar, but once they're here for a while, they'll be nothing special...

 

 

 

Astrology.

I like my women like I like my Astrology, its all about heavenly bodies.

(I think that was very clever)

 

tin cans

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my tin cans.. hard.

 

iphone.

I like my women like I like my iphone, entertaining but pointless.

 

Dogs.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my dogs, complete [bleep]es.

 

pasta sauce.

I like my women like I like my pasta sauce... not chunky.

 

cookies

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my men like I like my cookies.. sweet

 

silvester stallone.

I like my women like I like my Silvester Stallone... movie stars.

 

ramen noodles

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my ramen noodles... limp and lukewarm.

 

eminem.

I like my women like I like my eminems, made of chocolate with little m's on them. Also a rapper.

 

Barnacles.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my barnacles, numerous and clingy

 

Photoshop

I like my kitties like I like my photoshop, evil and complex.

 

kitties.

I like my women like i like my kitties, sassy.

 

Goonstalf

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my Goonstalfs, full of wisdom and capable of flying to the sun and back in under a second.

 

Raisins.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my raisins.. without wrinkles and full of juice.

 

juice.

I like my women like I like my juice, freshly squeezed.

 

Mailbox.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women the way I like my mailboxes, always ready to have things put in them.

 

Sexual jokes.

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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I like my women like I like my sexual jokes, simple and numerous.

 

 

Triceratops

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my men like I like triceratops.. when you split them into three, you get "try sera tops*

 

kitty treats on the floor.

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