I like my women like I like my pudding, warm and slippery

 

apples

I like my men like I like my apples... round.

 

robots

I like my women like I like my robots, easy to turn on

 

erasers!

I like my men like I like my erasers.. made of rubber.

 

olive oil.

I like my women like I like my olive oil, well aged and slick

 

Coconuts

I like my men like I like my coconuts. With something on the inside.

 

sausages!

I like my women like I like my sausages, juicy and delicious

 

laws

I like my men like I like my laws, easily broken.

 

male genitals.

I like my women like I like my male genitals, easy to turn on

 

FEMALE genitals!

I like my men like I like my female genitals, WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELONWATERMELON

 

WATERMELON.

I like my women like I like my watermelon: sweet and juicy on the inside

you didn't say anything. did you?

 

peppers.

I like my women like I like my peppers, armed with Capsaicin (in the form of mace)

 

Water!

I like my women like I like my water. Everywhere.

 

Speakers.

I like my women like I like my speakers: able to be silenced.

 

Spoons!

I like my men as I like my spoons. Tough yet bendable.

 

Alcohol.

I like my women as I like my alcohol, it ease the emotional strain and numb the physical pain.

 

Jesus

I like my men as I like Jesus with a... red beard?

 

Tongue.

^A red beard? blasphemy!

 

I like my women as I like my tongue, wet and sweet(I r chewing bubble gum).

 

Dragostea din tei

I like my men as I like Dragostea din tei, not being able to understand a word (they're saying)...

 

 

VCR.

I like my women as I like my VCR, it has been here for a long time but it will never be obsolete.

 

emos.

I like my women like I like my emos. More of a danger to themselves than to me.

 

Sponges

I like my women like I like my sponges, able to soak a lot of liquid up

 

Televison

I like my men like I like my TV, fun to watch them do their thing...O.O...

 

 

Racist bastards.

I like my men like I like my racist bastards, cute.

 

sandwich.