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I like my men like I like ice cubes... melts when I um...[note to self: do not associate the word mouth with ice cube....] um.. wehhn... um...I mean.. they make um.. they make my glass of drink look good... [ie they make me look good.. therefore I'm a lot more attractive than them...]

 

 

 

books [hahahhaha this is one time when people might say they like thick books?]

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I like my women like I like my books; Fat and thick.

 

:P

 

 

 

Cake


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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

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I like my women like I like my books; Fat and thick.

 

:P

 

 

 

Cake

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my cakes; with tons of icing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crayons


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I like my women like my crayons-plenty of color in them(that is to say,they ain't anorexic/bulimic)

 

 

 

Faeces,just to poopify your day.


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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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I like my women like my crayons-plenty of color in them(that is to say,they ain't anorexic/bulimic)

 

 

 

Faeces,just to poopify your day.

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my crap. BROWN.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hand sanitizer.


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Word please: :)


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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

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I like my women like I like my :) ; always smiling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thread


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I like my men like I like my threads- on topic with proper grammar! :XD:

 

 

 

Thread necromancers!(people who bump threads that have been dead for a long time)


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Here be dragons ^

 

Dragon of the Day

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My Grandmother has the most brilliant one of these, ever-

 

She'll go to a cafe, and if she orders a coffee, and they ask "What kind?" Or "How do oyu want it?" she'll go,

 

"Like my Men, Black and Strong."


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Umm.. aren't you going to actually play the game.? :wall:


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Here be dragons ^

 

Dragon of the Day

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My Grandmother has the most brilliant one of these, ever-

 

She'll go to a cafe, and if she orders a coffee, and they ask "What kind?" Or "How do oyu want it?" she'll go,

 

"Like my Men, Black and Strong."

 

 

 

 

 

L2 read.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll do the thread necromancer.

 

 

 

I like my women like my thread necromancers. They'll bump you even if you're old and almost dead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tacos


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I like my women like I like nothing; like nothing!

 

 

 

Monkeys.


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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

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I like my men like I like my monkeys- Talkative and lively!

 

 

 

Ferrets


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Here be dragons ^

 

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I like my men like I like my monkeys- Talkative and lively!

 

 

 

Ferrets

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my ferrets. In a cage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tacos


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I like my women like I like nachos: Dipped in sauce and hot.

 

 

 

Mice.


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"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

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BANNED because I said TACOS.

 

 

 

 

 

I like my women like I like my mice. White.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cell Phone


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I like my women like I like my homosexuals. Very feminine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TACOS


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I like my men like I like my tacos... good looking enough to make me drool.

 

pigs.

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I like my women like i like my pigs, covered in filth and snort when they laugh

 

 

 

lol, that could be further from the truth XD

 

 

 

camera


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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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I like my women like I like my cameras; DISPOSABLE!

 

 

 

 

 

Troll


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I like my men like I like trolls. I don't like men.

 

 

 

Guitars


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I like my women like I like my guitars. They're body is so perfect it's easy to play.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ape


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I like my women like I like my apes.Wild.

 

 

 

Heavy metal.


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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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