I like my women like I like my sandwich, fun to take apart and eat.

 

Trash cans

I like my men like I like my trash cans, small animals must be attracted to it and want to crawl around on it.

 

ice-cream.

I like my men like I like my ice-cream, lickable.

 

 

Alarms!

I like my women like I like my alarms, loud and annoying

 

Shoes

 

These forums don't tell you when someone has posted since you started preparing a reply like the old one did. Hmph.

I like my men like I like my shoes, comfortable and good-looking.

 

Babies!

 

By the way, you should edit your last post PR.

I like my men like I like my babies, furry.

 

kitties!

I like my women like I like my kitties, evil but adorable

 

Blankets

I like my women like I like my blankets, out of sight and out of mind. [in the closet]

 

eyes.

I like my men like I like my eyes, they change color depending on what I wear

 

Pecans

I like my men like I like my pecans, natural.

 

silicone!

I like my men like I like silicone, useful when you want to look attractive :thumbsup: !

 

Finger nails.

I like my women like I like my fingernails, needing to be bitten

 

Keys

I like my women like I like my keys, being extremely hard to find.

 

Mountain Dew.

I like my women like I like my mountain dew, when I use them I feel like i'm gonna die.

 

Hamburgers

I like my women like I like my hamburgers, delicious yet unhealthy.

 

Wampa's.

I like my women like I like my Wampas, armless and hairy

 

Plates!

I like my men like I like my plates, sometimes breakable but dishwasher safe!

 

Sunlight

I like my women like I like my sunlight, warm and blinding.

 

Bottled water.

I like my women like I like my bottled water, an enormous waste of money

 

Popcorn

I like my men like I like my popcorn, popped and muscular.

 

Mr. Green! :mrgreen:

I like my women like I like my :mrgreen: , happy.

 

Headaches.

I like my men like I like my headaches. able to be ignored.

 

hot pepper sauce.

I like my women like I like my hot pepper sauce. Hot and flavorful.

 

Knives.

I like my men like I like my knives, sharp.

 

care bears!

I like my women like I like my Care Bears, seemingly figments of a bad LSD trip.