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I like my men/women like I like my...

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I like my women like I like my ipod [i actually dont have an Ipod, never owned one, chances are I never will],able to remember my favourite music.

 

Rainbows.

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I like my woman the way I like my rainbows, colorful and full of life.

 

Socks.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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I like my women like i like my socks, could keep my junk warm if need be.

 

Death7755's

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my Death7755's, epic beyond measure and sexy beyond belief.

 

Raccoons.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my raccoons, cute.

 

rabid grizzly

I like my women like I like my rabid grizzlies, frothing at the mouth and ready to destroy you.

 

sunglasses

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my woman like I like my sunglasses, providing a new view of the world.

 

Plastic.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

I like my women like I like my plastic, artificial.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my blanks, full of potential.

 

Goggles.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my goggles, rubbery and protective.

 

Teeth.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my teeth, not too sensitive.

 

Stromboli.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my Stromboli, filled with meat.

 

Ceiling fans.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my ceiling fans, easy to turn off when I want them off.

 

Earphones.

[Falador tavern]

I like my women like I like my earphones, fit perfectly in my ear.

 

Crocodiles.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my crocodiles... Strong.

 

large collection of dildos.

I like my women like I like my large collection of dildos, just for display.

(OH! You weren't expecting that!)

 

germ-x

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my germ-x, hazardous if ingested.

 

Dogs.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like my dogs, easy to get rid of in a lake.

 

Slab of lard.

[Falador tavern]

I like my women like I like my slab of lard, slippery and inanimate.

 

Lego's.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my legos.. they cause me pain when I walk on them.. unless I walk on them in a certain way.

 

horn

I like my women like I like my horn, the result of a tragic radioactive chemical spill.

 

Jar-Jar Binks.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my men like I like my Jar-Jar_binks... cute.

 

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gay lover.

I like my women like I like my gay lover, willing to take it in pooper once in a while.

 

police force

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

I like my women like I like my police force, paid to get me into trouble.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I like my women like I like my deceptively hidden word, mysterious and enticing.

 

Dot.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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