The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my women like my awkward conversations, easy to come by. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I hate people like [blank], because blank spaces annoy me. Badgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my men like I like my badgers, they're furry, conniving and will probably bite the hand that feeds it. toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my women like my toiletpaper, able to take some [cabbage]. Facepalm. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my men like I like my facepalm... epic. coral reefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my women like my coral reefs, beautiful. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my men like I like my empty spaces.... beautiful when themather1 puts it because anything else is just too horrible to imagine. themather1 leaving blanks all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my women like myself leaving blanks, sorry for their mistakes. Ham. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my men like I like my ham.. cooked but not fried.. ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I liker my women like my ketchup, moist and tasty. Cream. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my men like I like my cream.. something that kitty will eat if I force her to eat it. ozone layer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like people like I like the ozone layer - slowly dying of noxious gases. Feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my women like my feet, down to earth. Chocolate. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my men like I like my chocolate... full of milk and sugar and nuts.. but not really full of fruits... fruits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my women like I like fruit: filled with seeds. Crocodiles. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like my men like I like my crocodiles.. cute.... Earnest kitties who are good and innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I like my women like my kitties, gullible and eye-pleasing. Antlion. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I like my women like I like my antlion; aggressive and hard to touch Inception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I like my women like I like my inception... not in a movie and not around to bug me. I like my women like my kitties, gullible and eye-pleasing. Antlion.!!!!! I said "Earnest kitties who are good and innocent." you have to say the whole thing. Earnest kitties who are good and innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I love my women like my earnest kitties who are good and innocent, fond of poles, especially wood. Puns. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I like my women like I like my puns, witty and unexpected. Pot noodle. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I like my women like my pot noodles; thin and tasty. Murderer. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I like my women like I like my murderers, handcuffed and wearing a blindfold. (AWWWW YEAAAHHH!) :thumbup: Politicians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I like my women like I like my politicians; old, fat, sweaty, and full of crap. Spears. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I like my women like my spears, lean and sharp. Floss. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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