I like my women like my awkward conversations, easy to come by.

I hate people like [blank], because blank spaces annoy me.

 

Badgers.

I like my men like I like my badgers, they're furry, conniving and will probably bite the hand that feeds it.

 

toilet paper.

I like my women like my toiletpaper, able to take some [cabbage].

 

Facepalm.

I like my men like I like my facepalm... epic.

 

coral reefs

I like my women like my coral reefs, beautiful.

I like my men like I like my empty spaces.... beautiful when themather1 puts it because anything else is just too horrible to imagine.

 

themather1 leaving blanks all over the place.

I like my women like myself leaving blanks, sorry for their mistakes.

 

Ham.

I like my men like I like my ham.. cooked but not fried..

 

ketchup.

I liker my women like my ketchup, moist and tasty.

 

Cream.

I like my men like I like my cream.. something that kitty will eat if I force her to eat it.

 

ozone layer.

I like people like I like the ozone layer - slowly dying of noxious gases.

 

Feet.

I like my women like my feet, down to earth.

 

Chocolate.

I like my men like I like my chocolate... full of milk and sugar and nuts.. but not really full of fruits...

 

fruits

I like my women like I like fruit: filled with seeds.

 

Crocodiles.

I like my men like I like my crocodiles.. cute....

 

Earnest kitties who are good and innocent.

I like my women like my kitties, gullible and eye-pleasing.

 

Antlion.

I like my women like I like my antlion; aggressive and hard to touch

 

Inception

I like my women like I like my inception... not in a movie and not around to bug me.

 

I like my women like my kitties, gullible and eye-pleasing.

 

Antlion.

!!!!!

 

I said "Earnest kitties who are good and innocent." you have to say the whole thing.

 

Earnest kitties who are good and innocent.

I love my women like my earnest kitties who are good and innocent, fond of poles, especially wood.

 

Puns.

I like my women like I like my puns, witty and unexpected.

 

Pot noodle.

I like my women like my pot noodles; thin and tasty.

 

Murderer.

I like my women like I like my murderers, handcuffed and wearing a blindfold. (AWWWW YEAAAHHH!) :thumbup:

 

Politicians.

I like my women like I like my politicians; old, fat, sweaty, and full of crap.

 

Spears.

I like my women like my spears, lean and sharp.

 

Floss.