Piscis_Rex Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I like my women like I like my floss, thin enough to fit between my teeth paint remover 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I like my men like I like paint remover. I don't like paint remover. :twisted: Watches I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I like my women like I like my watches: on me at all time. Squids. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I like my women like my squids, flexible. Squirrel aids. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk4slayer Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I like my women like I like my squirrel aids, fond of nuts in a deadly way Subway Chuck Norris doesn't ever need a compass; he randomly points somewhere and north goes there in order not to anger him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 I like my women like I like my subway, fast and always ready to open its doors. Beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I like my women like I like my beans: they give me gas. Batteries. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I like my women like I like my batteries. Rechargable Calendar I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I like my women like I like my calender: held onto my refrigerator with magnets. Jell-O. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I like my men like I like my jell-o... tasty. gerbils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I like my women like my gerbils, short and reminding me of pikachu (that is actually 100% true, the girl I love's nickname is just Pika in front of her name Rage outbursts that are so bad they make you repeatedly smash your head on the keyboard with full force.(Those actually exist, I had one yesterday.) Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I like my men like I like my rage outburts that are so bad they make you repeatedly smash your head on the keyboard with full force.... exciting to watch. bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I like my women like I like my bear; covered in fur and hungry for human flesh. Bed sheets. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I like my women like I like my bed sheets. On warm and on top of me. Earphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I like my men like I like my earphones, good and durable.. able to last me a long time... :-o stalf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I like my women like I like my stalf; part of my goon. Taco shells. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldur Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I like my women like I like my taco shells, soft and tasty Chicken Nuggets XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4mIf you add me, please say you are from tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I like my women like I like my chicken nuggets; old, cold, and bad for your health. Time machine. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldur Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I like my women like I like my Time Machine, if I make a mistake, she'll go back in time and forget it.Electric guitar. XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4mIf you add me, please say you are from tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I like my women like I like my electric guitar, plugged and making loud noises. Existencialism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I like my women like Existentialism, giving my life a purpose. Books. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gehackte Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I like my women like books, if i don't like it i put it away. Computer. How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Lol...I like my women like I like my computers: fast, with a lot of ram, and never ready to let go of my floppy. Fireflies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gehackte Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I like my women like my fireflies: energizing me. power converter How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I like my women like my power converters, ready to be plugged at any time. 2B pencils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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