Replying to I like my women like I like my 2B pencils, ready for my hands to do whatever i want.

 

minecraft.

I like my women like I like my minecraft, blocky and addicting.

 

shards of glass.

I like my women like I like my shards of glass, allways have more then i need.

 

Napalm_Death.

I like my women like I like Napalm_Death, loose and sexy.

 

Tortoises.

I like my men like I like my tortoises, delicate and tender on the inside, hard on the outside.

 

Goonstalf

I like my women like I like Goonstalf, oiled up and craving some meat.

 

Helvetica.

I like my women like I like Helvetica, widely used and developed in 1957.

 

The Roman Empire.

I like my women like I like the Roman Empire, on her knees after being raided by barbarians.

 

3D Pinball.

I like my men the way I like my 3D pinball....or wait, I hate both.

 

(Here's an easy one) baseball pitchers

I like my women like I like my baseball pitchers; talented, yet definitely overpaid.

 

Small rocks.

I like my women like I like my small rocks; easily carried around where ever I need them.

 

Trading cards

I like my women like I like my trading cards; easy to pass around and flexible.

 

Cars

I like my women like I like my cars; able to take me to places I didn't know existed.

 

Scissors.

I like my women like I like my scissors; spread wide and ready for duty.

 

Glasses

...(Thanks for an easy one nero)...I like my women the way I like my glasses: with 2 big things in the middle, and always ready to be worn on my head.

 

 

The tin man from the wizard of oz!

I like my women like I like the tin man from the wizard of oz... cold and heartless (this is cabbage.)

 

An Ant.

I like my men like I like an ant, small and easily crushed.

 

Banana.

Replying to I like my men/women like I like my banana, i get them in groups.

 

that little annoying thind someone did to you sometime between last week and 16 seconds ago that involved a potato and 17 tonnes of pie.

I like my women like i like that little annoying thing someone did to me sometime between last week and 16 seconds ago that involved a potato and 17 tonnes of pie; involving a potato and 17 tonnes of pie.

 

Bowling balls.

I like my women like I like my bowling balls, 3 holes, and not too heavy.

 

Hand Sanitizer

do i even need to say it?

Replying to I like my women like I like my Hand Sanitizer, getting the liquid all over me.

 

this thread.

I like my women like I like this thread..../hmmm, should I say this one? Meh, may as well/

 

In a coma for 6 months, then regenerated/restimulated by 4 guys double posting, with me poking my head in from time to time.

 

Jerry springer episodes

I like my women like I like Jerry Springer episodes, they are always more wild at night after 11PM.

 

Star Trek.

I like my women like I like Star Trek, pretty old

 

Soup

I like my men like I like my soup, always warming me up on a cold day.

 

Dragons.