Chunky life

[Multani]

Odd title eh? Have you ever noticed that life seems to happen in spurts? For the past year, I've done NOTHING. Nooooothing whatsoever. There have been no major events in my life, no happiness, no tragedy, nothing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But now, now, it's different. Within the past two weeks, I've started going out with a really wonderful girl, my maternal grandmother had a stroke, my paternal grandmother was diagnosed with matastasized cancer that has spread pretty much everywhere, and my father and step-mother have decided to move from Arizona to Maine. That's roughly ~3000 miles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, none of the bad stuff really effects me directly, I see my grandparents once a year maybe, and I already live in a different city about 100 miles away from the folks that are moving, but it's really kind of amazing that this is alllllll happening now. Woo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone else have similar stories of your clumpy lives?

[Herr]

Just after I finished college, 3 different parents of 3 different friends died. And one friend got raped.

[Mayjest]

I've discovered that women are like buses. You wait ages for one, and then three come along at once. Except that they're friends with each other, and you're allready friends with all of them, so you can't go out with any of them, or risk losing the friendship of the entire group (not only those three, but their circles of friends as well). I hate weeks like that. You just pray that the one that you would want to date will still fancy you when the others give up. Not looking likely though.

[Multani]

I've discovered that women are like buses. You wait ages for one, and then three come along at once.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amen to that. Last time, I picked the wrong, psychotic stoner bus. Probably part of the reason I haven't dated for a year. :shock:

[Futurama]

Yeah, things went t!ts up this past two months for me - screwed over by 2 girls, musical influence dropped to an all time low, hormones on the rise...life was peaceful the past few years too!

[Demeige]

well my friend and his girlfriend started cutting each other...maybe it's some strange boyfriend girlfriend relationship self-therapy...or maybe they have problems. Anyway I told the girl to stay away from my friend and I haven't seen her lately.

[Bubsa]

It seems that way for me sometimes.

 

 

 

Like mail. I'll get none for months then get a flurry of like 3, for example, in the same week! :shock:

 

 

 

Popular or what?

[Multani]

Ahaha, lordy. Here comes another one.

 

 

 

I'm being flirted with by a cute girl from Minnesota who is in my english class.. Is it physically possible for guys NOT to respond to flirting, even if they should?

[ChuninChoji]

whoa... dude did u say "cutting" each other...with razors...no offense but dude... they're freaks :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: ...but it reminds me of this one time I was at Disney world and saw family sitting under a tree. It was night time and they were engaging in some fun activities. Most of the family (if not all) were smoking! Wow, talk about a family trade. There must'a been at least 6 of them.. just sitting there... together.. smoking... well whatever it takes to keep a family alive...