December 17, 200718 yr learn to cook. seriously. its nicer & cheaper than pre-prepared stuff AND cooking will impress potential girlfriends :D (i'm female btw)
December 18, 200718 yr Erm...When cooking,use instant noodles ^.^ If you wanna impress your friends,hide a small bottle opener in your hand and open bottles,very fun but unfair if you can't drink yet =( Always,always go chick-hunting with friends who are uglier than you.Or less cool,whichever. It's fine to break out some funkeh dance moves if no-one sees it :wink: Otherwise,I'm horrible at living on my own.(Mountain Dew as a drink ftw) EDIT:He's a bachelor and he's ok,He drinks all night and he sleeps all day? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
December 18, 200718 yr Here's a few I've learned: - Paper towels are indispensable. They can be used to clean up any type of mess and any surface including counter tops, bathroom floors, toilets, and mirrors. - If someone offers to buy you a meal, take it. Even if you're not hungry. - If you live alone, there is no reason for your house not to be immaculate. A clean house will impress everyone you see, many times for your benefit. This point is ignored when referring to a garage, which should have every shrine to manliness that can be afforded, including tools, ping-pong table, kegerator, and old carpet on the floor to make it cozier. If done properly, this room can be ideal for partying without ruining the rest of your house. - One sacrifice I will not make is my hygiene. Showers will take just as long as they did before I moved out, and clothes will get washed just as often if necessary. A simple purchase of 12 pair of socks and 5 undershirts gets me an additional week between laundry days. - Items every successful bachelor should strive to get: 42" or above plasma TV mounted on the wall, surround sound system meticulously pieced together (not a 'home-theater-in-a-box'), a comfortable couch, and a large stainless steel barbecue with a rotisserie attachment. - Saving alcohol bottles serves no point other than to clutter your place up and show people how ridiculous you are for saving garbage. - A freezer is more important than a refrigerator. - Never throw parties at your expense. You provide the place, and everything else will attract to it. - To all visitors: a bachelor pad is a 24 hour a day establishment with no defined quiet time.
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