TORTATPAM is that he wants to make watermelon part of him..

TORTATPAM is that she has a singing boil on her bum.

TORTATPAM is that he has seen my naked buttuck.

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't remember sending me the pictures of her naked buttuck.

TORTATPAM is that he knows of a place where I can find projects to do to enhance my gimp skillz in morphing other people's faces on bodies.

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't know how to use google.

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't realise I don't need to do it.. I just want to do it..

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't like vast amounts of information

TORTATPAM is that he lives under a tree.

TORTATPAM is that he lives 16 miles beneath the surface of the Earth.

TORTATPAM is that he often wears watermelons as shoes.

TORTATPAM is that he referred to Silver Wits as male.

TORTATPAM is that he referred to himself in the 3rd person.

TORTATPAM is that the green person in his sig makes no effort to run from the brown guy - Leading to X,X. :(

TORTATPAM is that she has slain the mighty earwig!

TORTATPAM is that he likes kitties.

TORTATPAM is that she bathes her kitty in gasoline.

TORTATPAM is that he bathes in jello.

TORTATPAM is that she just woke up from a 16 day nap.

TORTATPAM is that he is a leet stalker.

TORTATPAM is that she has over one thousand children.

TORTATPAMis that he fathered 9007 children.

TORTATPAM is that she has 8 foot long hair.

TORTATPAM is that he is in love with a watermelon.

TORTATPAM is that she puts salt on her watermelon.