TORTATPAM is that he drives a 1971 Chevrolet El Comino.

TORTATPAM is that he owns a jet but is unable to pay for fuel, and so he just sits in the pilot chair making airplane noises all day.

TORTATPAM is that he wears a sock over his balls when it gets cold outside.

TORTATPAM juggles pop tarts for money on weekends.

TORTATPAM can create a Renaissance-level art piece out of connect-the-dots games, while mixing drinks.

TORTATPAM is that he is made entirely of parmesan cheese.

TORTATPAM is that he is a champion at devouring blocks of Parmesan cheese.

TORTAPAM is that they read poetry at a homeless shelter on weekends.

The one ridiculous things about BOTH of the people above is the fact that both of them change their avatars war too frequently.

TORTAPAM is that they they wage way on people who do such things.

TORTAPAM is that they are secretly planning to take over the world