hmm.. I don't really like coloured waffles like blue or green.... but normal yellow waffles are ok I guess

 

do you feel you are attractive?

I feel attractive.. sexy even.. I stare into the mirror and smirk and touch my luxurious beard, and turn sideways and admire my prominent sexy breasts.. and then when I'm in bed I'll put my legs in the air and admire how the hot wax I used recently took off patches of hair... leaving behind other patches of hair.

I feel sooooo attractive <3:.

 

what about you?

Not especially.

 

Do you ever fall back into old bad habits?

Yeah, unfortunately.

Yeah, that's why I'm afraid if I read the RuneScape boards here I might go back into the game.

 

What inspired your username?

Mine is jjjingleheimers, as in John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. My name is John, so I started using this username as a joke when I was first getting online.

i have a bad habit of leaving forums for a long long time if I dont visit that forum in about two days. cause once the two day milestone passes.. i lose interest.

do you like porkchops?

the only type of pork i like is chinese roast pork... cut into thin strips and dipped in that sauce that turns the meat red and sweet. mmmm

i guess you could say I like my meat thin, red, and melty in my mouth...

 

however I also like chicken and beef.

Pork chops are amazing. I could eat them in a box; I could eat them with a fox.

 

What is the most unusual thing you have ever eaten?

Probably a squid eye, if not that then sheep stomach.

a few ants I guess...

 

what email provider do you use?

gmail all the way!

Gmail.

 

What's the last movie you watched?

Army of Darkness.

big stan. its a cool movie too!

do you like snow?

I think it's magical.. even if i have to shovel it. it's beautiful.

Snow can be fun, but it can also be extremely cold.

 

Have you ever been to Japan?

Yes, I have as a matter of fact and it was fun.

No, I don't really like the place.

 

Which country would you like to visit?

 

I'd love to see Germany, Spain and maybe Russia.

I'd like to visit england. It seems like an interesting place. They call fries chips! Its brilliant!

 

What are you most afraid of?

 

Spiders like these:

 

 

but, funnily enough, NOT spiders like these:

 

Letting people I care about down.

 

Do you like acoustic guitars?

Not really, heh, grandpa guitars.

I don't know, man. Not much into music.

 

Name one movie released this year you love that most people hate.

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4-D. I really had a lot of fun with the movie. Though I can understand why so many people hated it.

Cowboys Vs. Aliens. Didn't exactly *love* it, but it was amusing despite the bad ratings.

 

If all your clothes were replaced with feminine dresses (for guys)/masculine clothing (for girls), and you were expected to go to a job interview, speak in public, attend a wedding, but get paid five million dollars, would you still go in the wardrobe change?

 

Why not? Make things interesting, and the 5 million I get paid for will make up for bombing the interview. :P

Cowboys Vs. Aliens. Didn't exactly *love* it, but it was amusing despite the bad ratings.

 

If all your clothes were replaced with feminine dresses (for guys)/masculine clothing (for girls), and you were expected to go to a job interview, speak in public, attend a wedding, but get paid five million dollars, would you still go in the wardrobe change?

 

Why not? Make things interesting, and the 5 million I get paid for will make up for bombing the interview. :P

 

Wait. Get paid 5 million dollars to wear a dress? Of course I'd do it. You'd have to be INSANE not to.

 

What is your favorite beverage?

 

I love iced tea. I also quite like crystal lite raspberry ice.

Coca Cola.

 

Would you ever smuggle illegal drugs?

No.

<_<:mellow::shock: are you a cop?

 

of course I wouldn't!!!

 

ever!

 

can you eat food and drink liquids while upside down?

 

I can!

Yes, I am extremely talented.

 

Have you ever juggled knives?

Why yes, yes I have.

No, but it looks interesting.

 

Ever felt you were having a conversation with a pet because nobody was listening/paying attention to you?

 

Yes, on more than one occasion.

No, but I do try to tell my pet some things. It's mostly "Get down from there" or "No, god dammit, NO!"

 

Would you rather an african or an asian?

 

An asian, but I'm not a big fan of them.

As far as I know most African countries are third world countries, so I'll go with Asia. At least there is one country with technology there, Japan.

 

If you would get millions of dollars for winning in a cheeseburger eating contest, would you compete?

Of course, I love cheeseburgers.

Nope, I know I wouldn't come close to winning, and most of those competitions have a pretty steep entry fee, so I wouldn't bother.

 

Where are you posting from?

THE LIBRARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

My home, my office.

 

Would you want to fight the RuneScape monsters in real life? If so which would you fight? Also you can bring the items in the game to real life.

Steel dragons. I'd also bring my blood runes, mystic robe, mystic fire staffs, antidragon shield and antifire potions.

Nah, I'm all skin and bones in real life. I'd get raped even with any RS items.

 

What's been on your mind lately?

Big geography test tomorrow.

Spiders have been on my mind in a very literal way

 

What sense would you least like to have taken away?

 

Sight. I don't care if I'll get super hearing, I want to see [cabbage]!