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What Will You Do To Get An Item?

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I murder you for being slightly disgusting, then I feed your corpse to a dog, which I then feed to a shark, I now have a content shark

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

I make the shark into shark fin soup. Now I have some shark fin soup.

Some games do not mix...

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i stuff the steaming hot shark fin soup down youre throat, you die, i grab your whip and run (im an awesome pker)

 

I give the next guy a piece of paper

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I take the paper, burn it, and use the energy to power a weak flashlight. I now have a weak flashlight with a full battery

I shine it in your eyes, which makes it slightly difficult for you to see, then I decapitate you, I now have a head

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

I stuff your head and draw black and white pentagons. Now you have a soccer ball.

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I kick the soccer ball into a tree.

 

 

 

Now I have an angry neighbor.

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woot.

You are one with the matrix.

 

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me.

I harness his anger and use it to power my doomsday device, I now have the world at my mercy

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Gravity sudenly fails, and the earth begins to move wildly the vivrations killing all the hillbillies.

 

 

 

You now have an empty Earth.

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woot.

You are one with the matrix.

 

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me.

I enter god mode and put lots of homosexual dinosaurs on it. Now you have a homosexual, prehistoric planet.

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using your god mode i make all the dinosaurs straight and female and 1 gay dinosaur

 

 

 

now you have a doomed social and reproductive world

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I get the dinosaurs and make myself their leader

 

 

 

I now have an army of dinosaurs

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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