Reasons why my dad is so much better than yours

 

- He gives me birthday presents a day early because he doesn't know when my birthday is.

 

(He also thinks I'm a year older than I really am)

 

 

 

- He has an intense Chinese accent

 

 

 

- He plays the harmonica (He can play the Chinese anthem)

 

 

 

- He gave me this as a birthday present:

 

 

Please note, I don't have a bob haircut, I NEVER wear skirts, and I play the GUITAR, not the banjo.

 

That thing that looks like a drumstick in the bubble is a STETHOSCOPE.

 

 

 

- He can't pronounce the word "crumb" (he can't pronounce the 'r' in it)

 

 

 

- He calls panda's "pandee" and toast "toastie" and has many more verbal typos.

 

 

 

- He's pretty much bulemic (he throws up after every meal)

 

 

 

- He has teal eyes.. but he's asian. (Not contacts)

 

 

 

- He is patriotic -- he stood up when the China olympics started playing the anthem

 

 

 

- He owns 2+ walkmans and 3+ radios.

 

 

 

- He is going deaf from the above.

 

 

 

- He used to sleep on the couch.

 

 

 

- He doesn't talk.. he yells, and when he yells, he spits everywhere.

Are we going to point out the odd things about our parents now?

That's nice of your dad to do that :) I wish mine would make me something for mine

 

Oh, I don't really know what to make off this thread, it seems like spam, but at the same time doesn't...Maybe a Moderator can clear it up?

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

i dont want to talk about my parents

 

 

 

Then why bother posting at all?

i dont want to talk about my parents

My dad taught me not to eat glass...

 

i dont want to talk about my parents

 

 

 

Then why bother posting at all?

 

:lol:

 

It's funny because he totally doesn't get it, amirite?

Are we going to point out the odd things about our parents now?

 

Yeah, he inspired me with his drawing.

 

It's so cute.

This is spam.

 

 

 

Locked,

 

Pryomancer.