Dude just imagine if some guy named Saruman decided to start a cult and his followers wrote a crapload of testaments about him and called it The Lord of the Rings and centuries later we're all like yeaaah saruman is the [cabbage]. saruman is up in heaven right now smiling down on me. Praise saruman. I'm gonna pray to saruman for a wii for christmas plz saruman. What?? Science says rings dont have magical powers? BUT HAVEN'T YOU READ LOTR?