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Ha... Ha. No. Not funny. Just annoying.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Okay this is a very complicated recipe so read closely

 

 

 

How to make:

 

a glass of water

 

 

 

Ingrediants:

 

bottle of water

 

empty glass

 

 

 

Step1:Wash hands (always was hands first)

 

Step2:Open bottle of water (this is hard so dont be mad if you dont get it on your first try)

 

Step3:Pour water into cup (this is danegous so make sure someone over the age of 18 is nearby)

 

Step4:Enjoy

 

A bottle of water? That is wrong with you? Drink from the tap. Unless yours is filled with lead.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Okay this is a very complicated recipe so read closely

 

 

 

How to make:

 

a glass of water

 

 

 

Ingrediants:

 

bottle of water

 

empty glass

 

 

 

Step1:Wash hands (always was hands first)

 

Step2:Open bottle of water (this is hard so dont be mad if you dont get it on your first try)

 

Step3:Pour water into cup (this is danegous so make sure someone over the age of 18 is nearby)

 

Step4:Enjoy

 

A bottle of water? That is wrong with you? Drink from the tap. Unless yours is filled with lead.

 

 

 

Maybe it is filled with lead, it would explain alot...

 

 

 

Can someone post a vegetarian low-carb recipe? I need something to cook for my mom, who can't have carbs (thyroid problems) and my sister who doesn't eat meat. :P

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Okay this is a very complicated recipe so read closely

 

 

 

How to make:

 

a glass of water

 

 

 

Ingrediants:

 

bottle of water

 

empty glass

 

 

 

Step1:Wash hands (always was hands first)

 

Step2:Open bottle of water (this is hard so dont be mad if you dont get it on your first try)

 

Step3:Pour water into cup (this is danegous so make sure someone over the age of 18 is nearby)

 

Step4:Enjoy

 

 

 

Why not just drink it from the bottle? :|

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Okay this is a very complicated recipe so read closely

 

 

 

How to make:

 

a glass of water

 

 

 

Ingrediants:

 

bottle of water

 

empty glass

 

 

 

Step1:Wash hands (always was hands first)

 

Step2:Open bottle of water (this is hard so dont be mad if you dont get it on your first try)

 

Step3:Pour water into cup (this is danegous so make sure someone over the age of 18 is nearby)

 

Step4:Enjoy

 

 

 

Why not just drink it from the bottle? :|

 

Why not drink straight from the tap? It works for me. 8-)

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Okay this is a very complicated recipe so read closely

 

 

 

How to make:

 

a glass of water

 

 

 

Ingrediants:

 

bottle of water

 

empty glass

 

 

 

Step1:Wash hands (always was hands first)

 

Step2:Open bottle of water (this is hard so dont be mad if you dont get it on your first try)

 

Step3:Pour water into cup (this is danegous so make sure someone over the age of 18 is nearby)

 

Step4:Enjoy

 

 

 

Why not just drink it from the bottle? :|

 

Why not drink straight from the tap? It works for me. 8-)

 

Oftentimes I won't even use a glass. I'll just bend over the kitchen sink. Pisses my sister off for no real reason.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

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Today for dinner I had pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon.

 

 

 

Pork. Wrapped in [bleep]ing bacon. That was the best damn thing I've had in ages.

 

 

 

I realize this doesn't help you looking for a low carb meal ( :lol: ) but it was so good I had to say something about it.

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